Try to be creative in this

^ The person above died when his cat attacked and then walked backwards out a window.

Good enough for you?

The person above had their parachute sabotaged while skydiving.

I shove a bendy straw into your eye and suck out your brain.









I left out the part where YOU kill them. Thawwy.

I take the part you left out an beat you over the head with it repeatedly.

Do you mean my <heavenly sword>?



I bite off your tongue (Because we were so totally making out) and choke you with it.

That wasn't my tongue, it was was a pink python, which I trained to strangle you instead.

Just before you gave the orders to strangle, I set a rolling boulder towards you - after nailing your feet to the ground.

Fortunately, I had a slingshot set up that shoots the boulder back at you. It breaks your leg, but then I come after you and stab the nails into your eyes.

I did a barrel roll into your soul. 'Nuff said.

Stan Lee punches you out for stealing his catchphrase. So does Peppy.

Luckily I have Chuck Norris with me who roundhouse kicks you!

Chuck Norris is a known traitor...

Flare spontaneously combusts. Oh, the irony.

Speaking of iron a huge chunk falls on you!

Died from drowning after seaweed got stuck on your foot.

*bit your ear off while making a parrot peck your eyes out. Then get Yoshi to sit on you*

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER.

shoop the whoop.

Sableyed gets eaten by a Rayquaza.

PRS is hit by a flying Waddle Dee.

Sent to prison and slips on soap in the shower.

You're the one who dropped the soap so I pick it up and stab you in the heart with it.

The soap had toxins in it. They soak into your habd and you die a slow, painful death.

You go to a bar and slip on an ice cube and get covered in boo boo's. Except later on that night you die!

....Heart attack.

^ The user above died of a rick roll

The user below me died from.......................................... ha ha you read this and now you die!

Squirtle102 has died out of excessive noobery and possibly because I stuck his head into an open microwave until it blew up.

You died because you just lost the game... of life.

You died because I ate your nose.

You died because I ate your über corn.

I killed you with a pen.

I killed you with your Quilava adoptable.

Killed you with suffication by big floatzel plushie.

I killed you with... McDonalds! >:]

I killed you by pouring a bucket of water over your signature, causing you to enter depression and drown from your tears.

Cheery, I know.

I kill you by flying a plane into your apartment building.

I kill you by giving you Bubonic Plague~@!~!@~!!!!

I kill u with Judgement. It's super effective!

I killed you with a Action Replay.

I killed you because your murder was too lengthy.

You died by Mario Jumping on your head

You died because I can't jump on myself (I'm Mariothecellist) and I throw a fireball at you. It's super effective

I kill you by sticking you in a 36 hour AP US History class and you commit suicide.

GUTSMAN'S @$$! *dramatic music*

Billy, in the Brawl room, with Ninjabread Man.
Rhyme/Reason: Didn't show up for tourney
Hello, my name is William Montoya. You killed my character. Prepare to die.

Died in a box, thrown off a cliff, landed in a truck, sent to the post office, shipped to New Zealand, thrown into a river, run into a boat, get sent to Australia, ditched in the outback, kicked by a kangaroo, and fall in a gorge.

I killed you by farting on yer face then jabbed you in the nutz 2 times, then blew you away with Kamehame Ha

You know what? I'm bored.

Is it better to be feared? Or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both? They say the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, and I respectfully disagree! I PREFER the weapon you only have to fire ONCE! That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it...

...and it's worked out pretty well so far.

Find an excuse to let one of these babies off the chain and I personally guarantee you, the bad guys won't even want to come out of their caves.

For your consideration...

...

...

...The Jericho.

*launches a Jericho missile into the mountains of Afghanistan, where Pikaluv1 just so happens to be unfortunately placed. The missile splits and homes in on his area, obliterating and leveling the mountains and everything around it.*

*opens up ice box with whiskey in it* We throw one of these in with the purchase of 500 million or more. To peace!

this person above got drowned by his magikarp

Racked you with Falcon's Knee of Justice.

the person above me just got falcon punch'd

FOR THIRTY YEARS I'VE BEEN HOLDING YOU UP!

*picks up Emploneon and smashes him into the ground*

I BUILT THIS COMPANY FROM NOTHING!

*steps on Emploneon*

AND NOW NOTHING IS GOING TO STAND IN MY WAY!

*throws Emploneon through a bus*

LEAST OF ALL, YOU!

*fires one of many missiles into the bus at Emploneon, resulting in an epic explosion*

*eats Lite*

Floatzel tastes better. :3

The user above died of Swampert's Muddy Water.

*RahTheLucario opens fire on LiteTheIronMan in his beta, Mk I suit*

*bullets ricochet off*

...

My turn.

*fires a flamethrower, igniting explosives and munitions, causing a giant explosion to occur in the middle of a canyon. No survivors except for Lite who is propelled miles into the air, and back down on a bed of sand*

Woohh... Not bad.

Teh user above meh got Rickroll'd then screamed soooo loud that he lost his voice then asplode

Hugged to death~! It was an adorable blood bath~! =w=

You got a little too headstrong with your mod powers and start abusing them. Cat then makes you a regular member again. When he does, you start flaming him for doing so and he bans you.
You no longer feel like there's a reason to live so.....
*jumps off a cliff*


luckily, you land on an airplane (lolwut?) before you get going too fast, and it flies off. You then die from the absence of air in the high atmosphere.


Well, you would have if you hadn't fallen off first...


and landed in a haystack (see assassins creed)


But then you got run over by a ox drawn wagon...

that wasn't very heavy. You get sent to the hospital just in case, but you only have a minor cut from the incident.

At the hospital, you get infected with a deadly virus that creeped through the cut

that your white blood cells somehow fought off (yay them)


and after hearing your story, cat feels bad and promotes you back to assistant moderator on a "trial run"

You then faint from happiness and never wake up.

The above user watched the cursed tape from the ring. Luckily, he made a deal with Ulf from Grandia III (he joined the mafia recently) and he killed Samara. A week later, Soru couldn't pay back Ulf's favor and he uses Galactic Bang, causing Soru to teleport to a moon near a sun that is going supernova. First, he suffocates. Then, he gets hit with the debris from the dead star. Lastly, he gets forced into the resulting black hole where he is ripped into shreds, sucked inside, and has half his remains shot out either side. The other half comes out a white hole and wraps itself around a Mars Rover that went astray. Suddenly, the mass begins hurtling toward Earth, catches on fire, and reaches twice the speed of light. This causes him to somehow to go back in time millions of years. When he impacts, he fuses to the Rover and becomes the meteor that killed the dinosaurs and caused the tectonic plates beneath Pangea to start shifting. Since only one half of his remains went back in time and, as a result, was destroyed by the cosmic impact, not a single molecule of his being still exists in the time period. The butterfly effect is applied, and the rest of his body no longer exists (and Moviefone becomes Dial-A-Song).

A throw a arrow at you which got right through your head,making it explode!

The explosion also exploded your head

Luckily I was wearing explosion-proof helmet.

But I broke the helmet just before the explosion.

But I had another helmet in my backpack.

But I stole that helmot before right after you put it in your backpack.

I shot you both, silly arguments.

But before you shot me, I switched your machine gun with a fake machine gun and I kill you with the real gun.

RAZOR LEAF!

I summon a Mr. Resetti to talk you to death!

I hide in a Box, and Kamekameha you to death.

I use trump card on my last PP

I'll feed you KFC until you die.

I will make you drink Orange Soda till you die.

*rickroll's TRT until he runs and dies*

I call Chuck Norris to help me kill you.

Kills you by dropping a big rock on your head (a REALLY big rock!).

I somehow managed to escape it

Forget about it.After dying I throw a larger rock than the one you threw at me.

I blast you to pieces with a shot from my repulsor.

I used Mirror Coat to destroy you.

Mirror Jacket reflects it back.

I used 'Dig' to escape.

Uses Earthquake to kill you.

Earthquake misses.I use Hyper Beam to kill you.

MMMAAAAGICAL LEEAF!

PROTECT!

The point of this thread is to kill the user above, not to avoid the previous user's attacks. So I fire a Jericho at you and you die.

Right after you killed him, I threw a Rick Astley at your ears and your ears start to bleed.

Odama Rasengan! (obliteration occurs)

M-80 in your mouth goes BOOM!

I shoved your head into a toilet and flushed it.
Sure, the body got stuck in the pipes, caused a flood in my house, and now I have to buy a new toilet and carpet, but it's all good!

Tsutaaja be thinking that my post was random.

When you ordered your new toilet and carpet i came to install them, when my job was done you inspected the carpet but then all of a sudden i rolled you up in the it and started beating you with the toilet seat......that sucks doesn't it?

As you were beating me, the Mighty Tsutaaja uses Leaf Storm on you.

I put a note in my notepad saying to remember to get someone liscenced to do the job. Or I might as well do it myself.

Leaf Storm was Not Very Effective!!! While you were busy writing your note I took all the paper out of the notepad and made a paper rope then strangled you, Now thats Super Effective!!!!

My wish for you: DIE!