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You know what? I'm bored.
Is it better to be feared? Or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both? They say the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, and I respectfully disagree! I PREFER the weapon you only have to fire ONCE! That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it...
...and it's worked out pretty well so far.
Find an excuse to let one of these babies off the chain and I personally guarantee you, the bad guys won't even want to come out of their caves.
For your consideration...
...
...
...The Jericho.
*launches a Jericho missile into the mountains of Afghanistan, where Pikaluv1 just so happens to be unfortunately placed. The missile splits and homes in on his area, obliterating and leveling the mountains and everything around it.*
*opens up ice box with whiskey in it* We throw one of these in with the purchase of 500 million or more. To peace!
FOR THIRTY YEARS I'VE BEEN HOLDING YOU UP!
*picks up Emploneon and smashes him into the ground*
I BUILT THIS COMPANY FROM NOTHING!
*steps on Emploneon*
AND NOW NOTHING IS GOING TO STAND IN MY WAY!
*throws Emploneon through a bus*
LEAST OF ALL, YOU!
*fires one of many missiles into the bus at Emploneon, resulting in an epic explosion*
*RahTheLucario opens fire on LiteTheIronMan in his beta, Mk I suit*
*bullets ricochet off*
...
My turn.
*fires a flamethrower, igniting explosives and munitions, causing a giant explosion to occur in the middle of a canyon. No survivors except for Lite who is propelled miles into the air, and back down on a bed of sand*
Woohh... Not bad.
You got a little too headstrong with your mod powers and start abusing them. Cat then makes you a regular member again. When he does, you start flaming him for doing so and he bans you.
You no longer feel like there's a reason to live so.....
*jumps off a cliff*
luckily, you land on an airplane (lolwut?) before you get going too fast, and it flies off. You then die from the absence of air in the high atmosphere.
Well, you would have if you hadn't fallen off first...
and landed in a haystack (see assassins creed)
But then you got run over by a ox drawn wagon...
that wasn't very heavy. You get sent to the hospital just in case, but you only have a minor cut from the incident.
At the hospital, you get infected with a deadly virus that creeped through the cut
that your white blood cells somehow fought off (yay them)
and after hearing your story, cat feels bad and promotes you back to assistant moderator on a "trial run"
You then faint from happiness and never wake up.
The above user watched the cursed tape from the ring. Luckily, he made a deal with Ulf from Grandia III (he joined the mafia recently) and he killed Samara. A week later, Soru couldn't pay back Ulf's favor and he uses Galactic Bang, causing Soru to teleport to a moon near a sun that is going supernova. First, he suffocates. Then, he gets hit with the debris from the dead star. Lastly, he gets forced into the resulting black hole where he is ripped into shreds, sucked inside, and has half his remains shot out either side. The other half comes out a white hole and wraps itself around a Mars Rover that went astray. Suddenly, the mass begins hurtling toward Earth, catches on fire, and reaches twice the speed of light. This causes him to somehow to go back in time millions of years. When he impacts, he fuses to the Rover and becomes the meteor that killed the dinosaurs and caused the tectonic plates beneath Pangea to start shifting. Since only one half of his remains went back in time and, as a result, was destroyed by the cosmic impact, not a single molecule of his being still exists in the time period. The butterfly effect is applied, and the rest of his body no longer exists (and Moviefone becomes Dial-A-Song).
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