All I can say is wow, someone had a lot of time on their hands

Its a kinda fun game but if your playing around yoru freinds laughter will be the enemy it is a bit gorey, nothing to relistic but hey its good clean wholesome fun, well not really clean really.

you too could be a heart surgeon
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Boss...simulator-2013
http://gamejam.bossastudios.com/

Thoughts?

I successfully did it with about 3,100 mL left.

This is what happens when QWOP couldn't make it as an athlete and decided to become a doctor.

Wow even I can be a surgeon without all the messes and without all lawsuits for neglect count me in.

http://cheezburger.com/7014088704

OH GOD seems other think the same lol

This game is so damn gruesome!

First time through - delicately cut the ribs with the manual bonesaw, carefully remove and toss the ribs, along with excess lungs, cut the arteries with a scalpel, throw the bad heart away, plop new heart in and win.

Second time through - take a hammer, smash the ribs and lungs loose to expose heart, cut arteries with bonesaw, throw new heart in, win.

I think it's worth noting that you can throw the new heart away and nothing will happen. The surgery will continue, but your patient will die.

Well, I've tried it and failed miserably. For some reason, whenever I grip something like the hammer, I have a hard time moving the arm. I also fail with the Bone Saw. >_<

I had a few problems with the saw and clipboard, the most notable one being that the clipboard got stuck around the guy's arm.

Oh boy, a "full" version of the game will be coming to Steam!

New features include more surgeries (such as kidney and brain transplants), a new workplace of the back of a moving ambulance, and more fun tools to play with including this power drill.

More info on their facebook page.

Cracking open a skull to remove a brain, riding in the back of an ambulance with everything flying around, and tools to make things go spinny in a bloody mess. What could possibly go wrong? Also this leads me to believe we can probably set the patient on fire.

Ooh, I hope it's fairly cheap or makes it in one of those Indie Bundles.

Anyone for eggs? or Jello?

It's been released!

It's currently on sale for $7.

Stuff from the game:
*The standard heart surgery has some new stuff, including the stomach in your way. Also, there is now a syringe with medicine that when given to the patient stops and slows blood loss. However, don't prick yourself with it or you'll be doing surgery while on an acid trip.
*New surgery involves you having to remove and replace both kidneys. In order to get to them, you need to rip out the entire digestive system (intestines and stomach). Also, laser to play with!
*Brain surgery, you crack the skull like an egg. The brain can then flop around loosely while you try to cut the cord (easily done with the laser). This one was actually easy compared to the others.
*Thought those previous ones were fun? Try them in the back of a moving ambulance! Bumps and tight turns are all felt as you watch everything fly around. The back doors also swing open and shut, so make sure the new heart doesn't fly out the back!

I played around with GreenMan's copy a bit. Personally, it's a bit too buggy right now and seems like it can be frustrating if it glitches out when you technically have finished. It's a pretty novel game, but that novelty will wear out pretty quickly, so I'm not getting it now.

Here are two screenshots for your enjoyment, though.

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His losing the laser followed me getting my hand stuck and spending 5 minutes trying to get it out, to have the surgery fail even though I put the blasted heart where it belonged and got everything cleared out. Very frustrating.

Time for another play session.

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This could be fun
http://gamerant.com/sugeon-simulator...-hydra-update/

Here is an updage on DLC for this game I say it's a good fit haha
http://www.polygon.com/2013/6/21/444...racters-update