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Read them all. Their my posts, and they are hilarious.

Masterge77 @ 11:28:01am: One wanted a slice of life series, while another wanted to turn MLP into a magical girl anime
RK-9 @ 11:28:12am: I wonder what happened.

Snrrrk

I'm bumping this thread so the people who think they're so funny in the chat don't litter the "favorite VR quotes" thread with their special brand of humor.

But I guess I should post a quote so this stays relevant.

"I'm so green in this line of work that I'm practically blue."

Soulradio @ 6:02:15pm: Well I don't wanna fight infront of the Mamacita.
A'bom* @ 6:02:30pm: Aw, she's a toughie.
SpikyEaredPichu96 @ 6:02:49pm: I don't mind, Soul.
Soulradio @ 6:03:06pm: :I .....I have bad leg?
Jenova @ 6:03:15pm: *kicks it*
A'bom* @ 6:03:31pm: He wouldn't fight anyway. I know he doesn't like it.
Soulradio @ 6:03:50pm: *Leaves a Sneaker imprint on Jen's face by kicking him with my bad leg*
Soulradio @ 6:04:01pm: Yeah. Fighting's icky
Jenova @ 6:04:02pm: OW ;.;

Cat333Pokémon* @ 7:55:26pm: Hehe
TediousRamen @ 7:57:30pm: heh
kitsunaii @ 7:57:41pm: he
R2P @ 7:57:55pm: h

DaddySoulRadio: Paper must be so lonely. Everybody always picks scissors and rock instead of him
Rainbow-Dash: ikr?
DaddySoulRadio: It's official. I'm gonna be spamming Paper next time around.
DaddySoulRadio: Paper needs love too dammit!
Rainbow-Dash: You've got to be *Bleeping* me. Clock Tower of annoyance.
Rainbow-Dash: Did you leave to get high or something? lol. Chill there.
DaddySoulRadio: I just....Love paper
DaddySoulRadio: Feel my paper-y wrath!


We were playing Yu-gi-oh.

Leaftail* @ 6:40:22pm: \//mqs]\\\\\\\\\\\\\\=36\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\
Leaftail* @ 6:40:28pm: wow
Leaftail* @ 6:40:37pm: it is really hard to type with your feet

SyracuvatTenlii @ 7:49:40pm: If rule 20 says don't take anything seriously,
SyracuvatTenlii @ 7:49:47pm: And you don't take anything seriously,
Cat333Pokémon* @ 7:49:51pm: * Cat333Pokémon takes seriousness seriously
SyracuvatTenlii @ 7:50:01pm: Aren't you therefore taking Rule 20 seriously?
A'bom* @ 7:50:08pm: Why so srs?
SyracuvatTenlii @ 7:50:17pm: Meaning you aren't not taking anything seriously?
TheGuitahHeroe @ 7:50:18pm: seri-ception
SyracuvatTenlii @ 7:50:27pm: And thereby breaking Rule 20 by following it?
TheGuitahHeroe @ 7:50:33pm: seri-dox
Cat333Pokémon* @ 7:50:37pm: Syra-ception?
SyracuvatTenlii @ 7:50:56pm: More like PhiloSYRAptor
SyracuvatTenlii @ 7:51:01pm:

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A'bom* @ 7:51:14pm: @ Syra

Eagles @ 6:02:07pm: icwutudidthar, PRS
PokeRemixStudio* @ 6:02:31pm: uaintseenothin
PokeRemixStudio* @ 6:02:53pm: uaintcnothin
PokeRemixStudio* @ 6:03:02pm: uantinontisvnkd
Velociraptor78 @ 6:04:33pm: letgoofyourhate
ThePokeMan @ 6:05:15pm: yrwealltypingliekwebrokeourspacebaridon'tknowabout youbutit'skindahardtoread

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Absol @ 8:01:19pm: I has problems. 1) Me and Tpm have to start. 2) Omega and SkySword-EX AND Sexy Bunny just evolved and I dunno what to do. 3) Can I cancel a match?4) When is Absol available for adoption?
ThePokeMan @ 8:01:39pm: 1. Reun will get on that
ThePokeMan @ 8:01:52pm: 2. No, they didn't, the adoptables did
ThePokeMan @ 8:02:22pm: 3. ???
ThePokeMan @ 8:02:26pm: 4. PROFIT
Absol @ 8:02:31pm:

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ThePokeMan @ 11:01:27am: "If you ignore the troll, it will go back to it's cave"
ThePokeMan @ 11:01:35am:
john-li @ 11:01:43am: what about golem
Absol @ 11:01:54am: Trolls live under BRIDGES
ThePokeMan @ 11:02:00am: Golem doesn't troll
ThePokeMan @ 11:02:22am: Ulness you count TROLLOUT *bu-dun-* *shot*

Super Pichu62 @ 2:40:11pm: What should I drink? Milk or Dr.Pepper...
DiamondEdge @ 2:40:16pm: So do I.
Soulradio @ 2:40:18pm: Milk.
Eagles @ 2:40:21pm: Milk
DiamondEdge @ 2:40:25pm: Second only to Hazama.
DiamondEdge @ 2:40:36pm: ...The second-most-hated is the one I can draw best.
Super Pichu62 @ 2:40:39pm: Dr.Pepper it is!
PokeRemixStudio* @ 2:40:53pm: drink some beans

NismoZ @ 8:33:16pm: Earlier on reddit I said "3 1/2 inch floppy, b****es" and then realized what I had just typed
KingOfKYA @ 8:33:36pm: Why you talkign about fmail dogs
SyracuvatTenlii* @ 8:33:51pm: Because gmail dogs are SO overrated.

-Talking about what the titles of games would be if they were named after what the game is about-

Quadcentruo @ 9:29:42pm: Call of Duty -renamed- Run and Gun in Historically Inaccurate Events
Quadcentruo @ 9:29:46pm: Or,
Quadcentruo @ 9:30:01pm: Play the Multiplayer

-An unnecessary message was deleted for consistency purposes-

*cough*
Quadcentruo @ 9:57:56pm: Hail is like snow
Quadcentruo @ 9:58:02pm: If snow had an abundant hatred of you

KingOfKYA @ 9:42:51pm: I am just happy cat is final takign charge and say thing like no you can have a 5ft signature
DiamondEdge @ 9:43:33pm: It's not so bad, I'll give it that.
DiamondEdge @ 9:43:54pm: Something short, sweet, and to the point. Nothing more, nothing less.
KingOfKYA @ 9:44:52pm: and belive it or not the server is now gettign hit with %50 less tcp connections
KingOfKYA @ 9:45:02pm: SO i will say that was a sucess
DiamondEdge @ 9:49:44pm: No
DiamondEdge @ 9:49:47pm: It was a triumph.
DiamondEdge @ 9:49:55pm: You're making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
DiamondEdge @ 9:50:03pm: It's hard to overstate your satisfaction.
KingOfKYA @ 9:50:07pm: i was just gona
DiamondEdge @ 9:50:13pm: Floatzel(dot)ne-et.
KingOfKYA @ 9:50:14pm: ...nvm
DiamondEdge @ 9:50:17pm: We do what we must
DiamondEdge @ 9:50:18pm: Because
DiamondEdge @ 9:50:19pm: We can
DiamondEdge @ 9:50:30pm: For the good of all of us, except the ones who are banned
TurtwigX @ 9:50:45pm: Want You Gone is better.
DiamondEdge @ 9:50:58pm: But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of posts.
DiamondEdge @ 9:51:13pm: And the chatting gets done, and you make a neat 'mon, for the Trainers who are still alive.
KingOfKYA @ 9:51:26pm: Ok you have had some time i see
DiamondEdge @ 9:51:46pm: Actually, I just made that up. :\
DiamondEdge @ 9:52:14pm: So that was a joke. HA-HA. FAT CHANCE.
TurtwigX @ 9:52:33pm: You're good with doing parodies on the spot.
KingOfKYA @ 9:52:41pm: Why you don make sure to post to quotes thread
KingOfKYA @ 9:52:54pm: Its called improve
TurtwigX @ 9:53:00pm: It takes me a while to come up with something good that makes sense. :I
TurtwigX @ 9:53:43pm: My improv skills are low.
KingOfKYA @ 9:53:55pm: mine are negative
DiamondEdge @ 9:54:01pm: ...You know what
DiamondEdge @ 9:54:02pm: I'll do that.

Cyrus* @ 2:54:06am: ...looking myself in the mirror, I need to shave tomorrow >_> and possibly get a haircut
GalliumGrant @ 2:55:32am: You can't shave! You're a Glaceon! *shot(
GalliumGrant @ 2:55:43am: *"*"
GalliumGrant @ 2:57:25am: Yeah, I know. Epic fail.
Cyrus* @ 2:57:34am: ever heard of shaved ice?
Cyrus* @ 2:57:36am:

Squirtle102 @ 11:18:58pm: I do give people good advice
Squirtle102 @ 11:19:40pm: Although don't completely take in what I say, after all, I'm only a turtle.

Reuniclus @ 12:04:59pm: Even so, being in a private school has its limits
7dewott8 @ 12:05:11pm: D:
Reuniclus @ 12:05:53pm: There are only like 30 girls in my grade =w=
7dewott8 @ 12:06:16pm: My grade is crawling with grills
Epic fail is epic

This one is rather long | Now that you edited your post, this post is ruined! "OR IS IT" ~ Squirtle102
^"That's what she said." ~ Squirtle102

ThePokeMan @ 2:34:16pm: YOUR GIF
ThePokeMan @ 2:34:33pm: IT IS SLOWING DOWN MY NEW IE8 EXPONENTIALLY
ThePokeMan @ 2:35:25pm: I think it's running frame-by-frame on the GIF
ThePokeMan @ 2:35:32pm: TOO SLOW
ThePokeMan @ 2:36:02pm: And now it's making odd noises...
ThePokeMan @ 2:36:16pm: CURSE YOU PRIMITIVE TECHNOLOGY
ThePokeMan @ 2:36:37pm: I just need to get it off the screen...
ThePokeMan @ 2:36:45pm: Just a couple more posts...
ThePokeMan @ 2:36:52pm: I CAN SEE THE LIGHT
ThePokeMan @ 2:36:57pm: WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT
ThePokeMan @ 2:37:07pm:
NismoZ @ 2:42:06pm: I come back to this tab and suddenly
NismoZ @ 2:42:19pm: Also if you don't like my gif
NismoZ @ 2:42:43pm:

Squirtle102 @ 10:31:24pm: URP
Squirtle102 @ 10:31:30pm: WHAT DID I MISS?
Quadcentruo @ 10:32:05pm: Oh you know, Superman met up with Spiderman and they had a quick boxing match. @Squirtle
Quadcentruo @ 10:32:16pm: Batman ended up flying in here and winning the fight by default.

After what I shall now call the Treecko Incident:

NismoZ @ 2:02:44pm: He could have at least chosen better porn though
Velociraptor78 @ 2:03:01pm: ...ಠ_ಠ
teamplasma @ 2:03:35pm: BWAHAHA! That was a funny one.

-After a few messages about how I was playing Pandemic 2-

Quadcentruo* @ 8:02:17pm: By the way, if anyone's wondering, my virus' name is Scott Cheney.
Velociraptor78 @ 8:02:23pm:
Quadcentruo* @ 8:02:25pm: So you can say Scott Cheney has wiped out the world.
Cat333Pokémon* @ 8:02:30pm:
Fubab_107 @ 8:02:37pm: Damnit Scott.
Velociraptor78 @ 8:03:29pm: Sometimes when I play that game, I imagine small groups of survivors, maybe families, grouped together in a dark room, crying and hoping they won't die
Velociraptor78 @ 8:03:37pm: It's actually pretty depressing ;_;
Quadcentruo* @ 8:03:47pm: "Madagascar wiped out by hazardous new disease"
Fubab_107 @ 8:04:05pm: "Don't worry Billy, Scott Cheney won't get you."
Velociraptor78 @ 8:04:13pm: WOO I WAS RIGHT
Velociraptor78 @ 8:04:28pm: INDIA IS BEST PONY COUNTRY FOR SURVIVAL
Quadcentruo* @ 8:04:41pm: Scott Cheney has wiped out mankind.

NismoZ @ 7:50:38pm: If the viewer is using IE6, you're site just displays a giant "UPDATE INTERNET EXPLORER" button with a link to IE8
NismoZ @ 7:50:44pm: *your
NismoZ @ 7:50:55pm: I shall now kill myself for making that mistake, brb

7dewott8 @ 9:39:20pm: Soda FWT
7dewott8 @ 9:39:24pm: *FTW
7dewott8 @ 9:39:33pm: Gosh I just cannot speel
7dewott8 @ 9:39:35pm: *spell

"i would ask what you guys were doing, but for that i'd have to care"

Never though I had a quote of my own to put until I decided to browse through history earlier.
"When I get married and have kids, they're just gonna have to learn that no matter what happens, I will always love Alphonse Elric more than them."

Responses:
"I believe that."
"Damn straight."
"If you didn't I'd be scared"
"Hahaha, you're amazing, you know that?"
(´･ω･`)