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1. NismoZ said on August 13, 2010, 07:48:20 AM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

You know when you say something funny, but you just don't quote it because you'll look like a noob? Well, you can post funny things that you've said here.

Quote:
Originally Posted by NismoZ
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGRoach
No, Chuck Norris sucks. Cpt. MacMillan pwns him.
... Although Cirno pwns them all.
Which means
Cirno > Cpt. MacMillan > Server > Everything else.
It's as simple as that. now shut up, everyone, or I will dust off my banhammer.
>:]
...But isn't Cirno baka-*shot*
That one was on another forum; PGRoach is an admin, by the way.

2. Jaredvcxz said on August 15, 2010, 11:41:43 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

14:40:19 Jaredvcxz If vel were a mod, the forums would explode. It'll be fun as hell, though.

3. LiteTheIronMan said on August 16, 2010, 02:46:48 PM (-07:00)

Shaymin
2,854 posts

New user Marbychu tries to ask users an "important question" which turns out to be the mudkipz meme. When he turns to me and leads into this question, my response is as follows:    


Quote:
14: 31:42 marbychu Lite
14: 31:52 Alakazamaster Oh boy a reference I do not get!
14: 31:52 marbychu I have a very important message for you
14: 31:54 Velociraptor78 Wait is that a Terminator quote Lite?
14: 32:03 LiteTheIronMan no, Veloci
14: 32:05 Velociraptor78 THE GAME
14: 32:13 LiteTheIronMan that's a Heavy Domination line from TF2
14: 32:14 marbychu it could be the difference between life
14: 32:17 marbychu and death
14: 32:19 LiteTheIronMan Marbychu
14: 32:25 LiteTheIronMan If it's about mudkipz I will kill you
14: 32:32 marbychu ...
14: 32:38 LiteTheIronMan And then it will indeed be the difference between life and death
14: 32:50 LiteTheIronMan Rather I will unneccesarily ban you for a week
14: 32:56 LiteTheIronMan But it's more or less the same result
14: 33:09 LiteTheIronMan I still add your ban to my kill count
14: 33:17 LiteTheIronMan

4. Fubab_107 said on August 16, 2010, 03:24:02 PM (-07:00)

Shaymin
2,682 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fubab_107
lol
Surprised?

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5. NismoZ said on August 19, 2010, 01:25:01 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Guest
D: Damn you moderators.
I made a group on Bulbagarden called The group that only I can join, and turned on the member moderation feature. A couple of mods came and posted on it, so this was my response.

Yes, my Bulbagarden username is Guest.

6. emperorempoleon2 said on August 19, 2010, 02:52:34 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
439 posts

"Closer" in French    
 
Quote:
16:55:44 emperorempoleon2 JE VEUX BAISER VOUS COMME UN ANIMAL
16:56:53 emperorempoleon2 JE VEUX SENTIR VOUS DE L'INTÉRIEUR
16:57:38 emperorempoleon2 JE VEUX BAISER VOUS COMME UN ANIMAL
16:59:01 emperorempoleon2 MON EXISTENCE EST VICIÉ
17:00:05 emperorempoleon2 VOUS ME FAIRE RAPPROCHER DE DIEU

7. OMGITSJAD said on August 20, 2010, 12:05:20 AM (-07:00)

Shaymin
2,490 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Serious Room 8/20/2010
3:01:39 Cat333Pokémon Good night, Lite
3:01:39 OMGITSJAD Good night, Lite

8. RotomGuy said on August 20, 2010, 01:38:05 AM (-07:00)

Celebi
1,461 posts

The laffs are in my sig. Those are the ones so far anyway.

9. IceCreamb4Dinner said on August 20, 2010, 06:28:23 PM (-07:00)

Mudkip
47 posts

"I'm selfish,impatient and a little insecure.I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

10. SK said on August 20, 2010, 07:04:03 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,238 posts

Quote:
SK: Utters

11. NismoZ said on August 22, 2010, 06:38:55 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

Quote:
[Aug 22, 21;35:58] Victory Bot A wild JC appeared!
[Aug 22, 21;36:07] NismoZ * NismoZ eats JC

12. LiteTheIronMan said on August 22, 2010, 07:38:56 PM (-07:00)

Shaymin
2,854 posts

God, I really can be so mean sometimes... but it's TUZL so it's worth it    
Quote:
19: 29:11 TUZL Lite.
19: 29:20 LiteTheIronMan No shut up
19: 29:38 TUZL That's not very nice.
19: 30:22 LiteTheIronMan It's very nice
19: 31:06 TUZL I thought Iron Man was supposed to help people.
19: 32:39 LiteTheIronMan Not annoying people

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13. The Tropius of Tropiuses said on August 23, 2010, 06:23:58 AM (-07:00)

Volcarona
660 posts

Aug 23, 09:05:19 The Tropius of Tropius
I don't liek ded chats

Aug 23, 09:12:57 The Tropius of Tropius
WOAH THIS CHAT IS REAL DEAD

Aug 23, 09:13:03 The Tropius of Tropius
SOMONE STABED IT GOOD


:3

14. NismoZ said on August 23, 2010, 01:44:52 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

After GuildmasterWigglytuff invented a new word, Yeo, this happened.

Quote:
[Aug 23, 16;36:23] GuildmasterWigglytuff BTW, I'm the only person that can say that, unless you ask to use it.
[Aug 23, 16;36:33] NismoZ YEO
[Aug 23, 16;36:38] NismoZ I SAID IT
[Aug 23, 16;36:47] GuildmasterWigglytuff *gasp*

15. SK said on August 23, 2010, 01:46:55 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,238 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by NismoZ View Post
After GuildmasterWigglytuff invented a new word, Yeo, this happened.
http://www.victoryroad.net/showthrea...0326#post90326

^ Epic quote in that thread..

16. Idno58 said on August 23, 2010, 04:02:41 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,770 posts

Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alakazamaster
President James Garfield could write Latin with one hand and Greek with the other hand simultaneously.
Posted by Idno58
And then he'd take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!

17. LiteTheIronMan said on August 25, 2010, 02:17:09 PM (-07:00)

Shaymin
2,854 posts

I can be so evil sometimes.    
Quote:
14:11 :04 GuildmasterWigglytuff I'm in the mood to practice my trumpet.
14:11 :16 Alakazamaster That blows.
14:11 :19 Alakazamaster *shot*
14:11 :34 GuildmasterWigglytuff What blows Kazam.
14:11 :43 LiteTheIronMan YOU blow! >:V

18. RK-9 said on September 2, 2010, 01:57:31 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
492 posts

97binky: HELP IM GIVING BIRTH
umbreonX: OMG OMG
umbreonX: PUUUUUUSH
leafeon: ^

I was playing around on my various alts on kong and this happened.

FlareonX: Red!
UmbreonX:Black!
JolteonX:Yellow!
UmbreonX: Damn, forgot green.

19. NismoZ said on September 4, 2010, 03:01:51 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

Quote:
[Sep 04, 18:00:11] NismoZ I already have attention
[Sep 04, 18:00:16] NismoZ Though more would be nice

20. Quadcentruo said on September 4, 2010, 10:13:04 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,684 posts

0: 49:59 Velociraptor78 Alright, there's only 1 way to settle this
0: 50:14 Velociraptor78 We must play a round of Clue to find out the killer!
0: 50:21 Quadcentruo OBJECTION!!
0: 50:35 Quadcentruo We must play Phoenix Wright to find the real murderer

Or

0: 48:48 Quadcentruo Hmmm...
0: 48:53 Quadcentruo Chat died
0: 49:40 Quadcentruo The real murderer is none other than, ME!!!
Oh wait.
(Cookie to you if you get the reference)

21. Jaredvcxz said on September 5, 2010, 10:17:19 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

13:13:27 FLOATZEL fan ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
13:13:30 FLOATZEL fan \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
13:13:38 FLOATZEL fan ///////////////////////////////////////////////////
13:13:54 Connec10 Maybe play some Dominoes, while you're at it?
13:14:49 Jaredvcxz ||||||||||
13:14:58 Jaredvcxz /|||||||||
13:15:04 Jaredvcxz //||||||||
13:15:19 Jaredvcxz _//|||||||
13:15:31 Jaredvcxz __//||||||
13:15:40 Jaredvcxz ___//|||||
13:15:46 Jaredvcxz ____//||||
13:15:55 Jaredvcxz _____//|||
13:16:04 Jaredvcxz ______//||
13:16:13 Jaredvcxz _______//|
13:16:26 Jaredvcxz ________//
13:16:30 Jaredvcxz __________

22. LiteTheIronMan said on September 5, 2010, 10:05:21 PM (-07:00)

Shaymin
2,854 posts

I tried to look at school as a video game in order to make it more enjoyable for myself, and I realize with creeping shock that it'd be horrible: You can't speed-run it because it's real time, you could 100% it but the effort put in is ******** and the satisfaction of doing so is non-existant, and you spend the entire ...story waiting for the post-game until you figure out that it's actually more or less the same.

23. NismoZ said on September 9, 2010, 11:31:08 AM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

Quote:
[Sep 09, 14;26:54] NismoZ Well Apple is certainly better than Microsoft
[Sep 09, 14;27:11] NismoZ * NismoZ tries to hide fact that I'm using a Microsoft mouse right now
No really, I am using a Microsoft mouse. I prefer them to the Logitech ones, what :L

24. randoguy101 said on September 9, 2010, 04:26:11 PM (-07:00)

Volcarona
688 posts

Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: =D
You: !=D
You: <=D
Stranger: :P
You: >=D
Stranger: >:P
Stranger: :O
You: +=D
Stranger: :E
You: %=D
Stranger: :S
Stranger: :/
You: so what kind of formula are we calculating here
Stranger: :L
Stranger: hrm
Stranger: formula of endless sexyness?
You: we seem to be assinging things to D alot
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: D:
Stranger: d[-_-]b
You: what the **** is D anyway
Stranger: idk
Stranger: D is D
You: this is the *****iest program ever
You have disconnected.
math jokes yay

25. NismoZ said on September 9, 2010, 05:09:36 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

Randoguy I had totally forgotten about Omegle until that. And now I have this quote.

Quote:
Stranger: what's your name?
You: My name is...
You have disconnected.
EDIT: More Omegle!

Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: A wild DUNSPARCE appeared!
You: NismoZ used Pokeball!
You: Gotcha! DUNSPARCE was caught!
Stranger: You can't catch DUNSPARCE that easily!
Stranger: The wild DUNSPARCE used HEADBUTT!
Stranger: "You" flinched!
You: LUCARIO used Roar of Time!
You: The wild DUNSPARCE fainted!
Stranger: WAT
You: LUCARIO gained 9999 EXP!
Stranger: I mean WAT
You: I sav'd
Stranger: GOD DAMMIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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26. emperorempoleon2 said on September 10, 2010, 12:52:03 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
439 posts

Quote:
15:46:51 Masterge77 YOu know what, the loolization team should just make Zorua available in game when the games ome to Ameria
15:47:32 emperorempoleon2 Loolization and Ameria are my favorite words now

27. Jaredvcxz said on September 10, 2010, 05:24:49 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

20:14:10 Jaredvcxz I love how the chat has bursts of spam, then dies, then more spam, then dies, then smartness, which is then supressed by spam, then dies.

28. Jaredvcxz said on September 14, 2010, 01:40:18 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

16:37:33 Victory Bot Jaredvcxz has changed the topic to "Soda. Next person to change the topic is gay."
16:37:40 Jaredvcxz I
16:37:41 Magmaster12 no
16:37:42 Jaredvcxz WIN
16:37:45 Eagles Aww man
16:37:47 Jaredvcxz Because Bela isn't a mod

29. LiteTheIronMan said on September 15, 2010, 04:17:14 PM (-07:00)

Shaymin
2,854 posts

Quote:
[Sep 15, 16:09:24] Velociraptor78 "I am." is the shortest grammatically correct sentence in the English language.
[Sep 15, 16:09:59] GreenLiquid Well, yeah. Good luck finding a word that is also a sentence.
[Sep 15, 16:10:27] LiteTheIronMan Well
[Sep 15, 16:10:30] PokeRemixStudio Go.
[Sep 15, 16:10:31] LiteTheIronMan Technically speaking
[Sep 15, 16:10:44] LiteTheIronMan Exclamations are also grammatically correct sentences
[Sep 15, 16:11:05] LiteTheIronMan Go is also a good example, as PRS notes
[Sep 15, 16:11:28] GreenLiquid I don't think that counts as a sentence. o3o
[Sep 15, 16:11:33] GreenLiquid Ask Techno: he knows all.
[Sep 15, 16:11:38] LiteTheIronMan yes it does
[Sep 15, 16:11:56] GreenLiquid xD
[Sep 15, 16:11:57] LiteTheIronMan Telling someone to go by stating "Go" is a perfectly grammatically correct sentence
[Sep 15, 16:11:57] GreenLiquid Win.
[Sep 15, 16:12:10] GreenLiquid Oh, wait.
[Sep 15, 16:12:11] GreenLiquid Not win.
[Sep 15, 16:12:18] GreenLiquid Dinner. o3o
[Sep 15, 16:12:24] Victory Bot The wild GreenLiquid fled!
[Sep 15, 16:12:28] LiteTheIronMan also now I realize that the sentence was incorrectly yet convieniently placed
[Sep 15, 16:12:33] BlackRayquaza Techno is gettin' some. XD
[Sep 15, 16:12:50] LiteTheIronMan No... that would be your mother!

30. NismoZ said on September 18, 2010, 02:56:48 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

Quote:
[Sep 18, 17;52:30] NismoZ Okay what should I do :I
[Sep 18, 17;53:06] Amir Insult Idno.
[Sep 18, 17;53:21] NismoZ * NismoZ insults Idno
[Sep 18, 17;53:25] NismoZ Now what

31. Quadcentruo said on September 19, 2010, 05:41:31 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,684 posts

I found this funny when it happened:

18: 20 :29 Quadcentruo Who killed PRS?
18: 20 :30 Victory Bot The wild JC fled!


There are many other quotes that I wasn't part of, but I still found funny. Like this one:

[Sep 18, 16: 32:44] NismoZ I is bored
[Sep 18, 16: 32:55] Mario Master 12345 I'm frustrated
[Sep 18, 16: 33:02] Fubab_107 I'm Fubab
[Sep 18, 16: 33:05] NismoZ So am I
[Sep 18, 16: 33:11] NismoZ CRAP
[Sep 18, 16: 33:12] Fubab_107 No your not.
[Sep 18, 16: 33:25] NismoZ I said so am I to MM12345
[Sep 18, 16: 33:42] Fubab_107 >:U

32. RotomGuy said on September 19, 2010, 11:45:47 AM (-07:00)

Celebi
1,461 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Quadcentruo View Post
I found this funny when it happened:

18: 20 :29 Quadcentruo Who killed PRS?
18: 20 :30 Victory Bot The wild JC fled!


There are many other quotes that I wasn't part of, but I still found funny. Like this one:

[Sep 18, 16: 32:44] NismoZ I is bored
[Sep 18, 16: 32:55] Mario Master 12345 I'm frustrated
[Sep 18, 16: 33:02] Fubab_107 I'm Fubab
[Sep 18, 16: 33:05] NismoZ So am I
[Sep 18, 16: 33:11] NismoZ CRAP
[Sep 18, 16: 33:12] Fubab_107 No your not.
[Sep 18, 16: 33:25] NismoZ I said so am I to MM12345
[Sep 18, 16: 33:42] Fubab_107 >:U

Lolled so hard.

Anyway:
Quote:
[Sep 19, 10;43:11] pokemoneinstein I love you
[Sep 19, 10;44:02] RotomGuy *Walks away sloooowly

33. NismoZ said on September 19, 2010, 03:48:31 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

(This is upside down by the way, taken from a chatroom on another forum)

Quote:
» (report) たわごと - 19-09-18:40 -- Private Shout to NismoZ: wut
» (report) NismoZ - 19-09-18:39 -- heyç to you too
» (report) たわごと - 19-09-18:33 -- heyç
EDIT:

Quote:
[Sep 27, 19;36:04] NismoZ He came
[Sep 27, 19;36:11] randoguy101 to this chat
[Sep 27, 19;36:35] NismoZ To agree with coteup

34. RotomGuy said on September 28, 2010, 06:09:51 AM (-07:00)

Celebi
1,461 posts

Quote:
[Sep 28, 05;06:52] RotomGuy Lux is online
[Sep 28, 05;06:56] Victini Bot The wild Luxray13579 fled!
[Sep 28, 05;08:13] RotomGuy damn

35. NismoZ said on September 28, 2010, 02:31:21 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

Quote:
[Sep 28, 17;29:27] randoguy101 should I make a "Lunar Magic UNZIPPING" video
[Sep 28, 17;29:56] NismoZ OOH EXTRACT ALL FILES THIS IS EXCITING
EDIT:

Quote:
[Sep 29, 21;43:40] NismoZ You know what I should connect my laptop to the leftover monitor sometime
[Sep 29, 21;44:00] NismoZ Checking on VR and Bulbagarden on the same screen is too hard
EDIT:

Quote:
[Sep 30, 20;35:55] NismoZ I LAG YOU LAG WE ALL LAG FOR iLAG

36. emperorempoleon2 said on October 2, 2010, 10:35:55 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
439 posts

Quote:
13:32:37 emperorempoleon2 This one guy on DeviantArt said that he wouldn't like his kids watching Regular Show because it's too vulgar
13:32:58 emperorempoleon2 Keep in mind that was in the description of a picture of Mordecai stabbing Rigby
13:33:17 emperorempoleon2 What?
13:34:20 emperorempoleon2 To make matters worse, HE WAS THE ONE WHO DREW IT
13:34:28 emperorempoleon2 Hypocrisy WIN

37. Jaredvcxz said on October 7, 2010, 01:32:59 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

16:29:55 Victini Bot Gotcha! randoguy101 was caught (kicked) by Jaredvcxz!
16:29:59 Victini Bot Gotcha! RK-9 was caught (kicked) by Jaredvcxz!
16:30:05 Victini Bot Gotcha! Fubab_107 was caught (kicked) by Jaredvcxz!
16:30:06 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
16:30:06 Victini Bot Gotcha! Jaredvcxz was caught (kicked) by Jaredvcxz!
16:30:16 Victini Bot A wild Fubab_107 appeared!
16:30:16 Victini Bot A wild randoguy101 appeared!
16:30:16 RK-9 Can't do that jared
16:30:16 Jaredvcxz I had fun :3
16:30:18 RK-9 I said inb4kick
16:30:27 Fubab_107 K that time its your fault!
16:30:34 Jaredvcxz Well I still did it, didn't I?
16:31:01 Victini Bot The wild Fubab_107 fled!
16:31:02 Victini Bot A wild Fubab_107 appeared!
16:31:12 Fubab_107 Yes but I'll still do this
16:31:25 Fubab_107 * Fubab_107 Kicks Jared physically.
16:31:50 Victini Bot A wild Jaredvcxz appeared!
16:31:53 Victini Bot A wild OMGITSJAD appeared!
16:32:03 NismoZ JAD HELP US
16:32:03 Jaredvcxz JAD'S TURN >
16:32:06 Fubab_107 JAD NO, DANGIT
16:32:07 NismoZ JARED'S GONE CRAZY
16:32:11 Fubab_107 I'm eatin here!
16:32:12 Jaredvcxz Nah I know better than that :3

38. emperorempoleon2 said on October 9, 2010, 03:55:40 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
439 posts

Quote:
18:48;09 emperorempoleon2 While I was away I saw the chat died
18:48;29 emperorempoleon2 WHAT ELSE HAPPENED THAT I WASN'T TOLD ABOUT

39. NismoZ said on October 9, 2010, 09:01:18 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

This one's in screenshot form because it involves smilie spam.

Embedded image

EDIT:

Quote:
14;44:26 NismoZ Making Ls is fun

40. RK-9 said on October 12, 2010, 01:44:41 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
492 posts

(21:14:43) Eeeveee: Hey guise
(21:14:49) Δάνης: someone OU doubles?
(21:14:50) Eeeveee: There's this uber guy I'm gonna fight
(21:14:53) .llometry: it's fine for a single poke that say has problems against electrics
(21:14:55) Eeeveee: His team has this:
(21:14:58) .llometry: or whatever
(21:15:00) Eeeveee: 6 shiny adamant masterkarps
(21:15:05) C-los: gasp
(21:15:20) .llometry: go usa
(21:15:20) Eeeveee: I know
(21:15:25) Eeeveee: like,
(21:15:26) C-los: is that possible?
(21:15:29) .llometry: no
(21:15:31) Eeeveee: no.
(21:15:32) .llometry: not with species clause
(21:15:44) Eeeveee: NO SPECIES CLAUSE YEAAH >:V
(21:15:47) C-los: one karp already owns the metagame
(21:15:52) C-los: but six?
(21:15:57) Eeeveee: ^
(21:15:58) Picklesword: uber
(21:16:10) Eeeveee: a karp>all ubers
(21:16:21) C-los: its in its own tier
(21:16:22) .llometry: I like it when people don't know what Taunt does
(21:16:40) Eeeveee: Hax tier.
(21:16:45) C-los: nah
(21:16:48) C-los: higher
(21:16:56) C-los: karp tier
(21:17:00) blade12: metronome anyone
(21:17:00) Eeeveee: Hax++++++++++++++++ tier
(21:17:03) Eeeveee: Nah, way too low.
(21:17:12) C-los: karp tier
(21:17:14) .llometry: I hate Kings of Leon
(21:17:18) Eeeveee: I actually agree nwo
(21:17:20) Eeeveee: now*
(21:17:21) Eeeveee: karp tier
(21:17:34) randoguy101: ohai RK-9
(21:17:34) Jupp92: irgendwer deutsches on?

41. randoguy101 said on October 12, 2010, 01:48:29 PM (-07:00)

Volcarona
688 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by RK-9 View Post
(21:14:43) Eeeveee: Hey guise
(21:14:49) Δάνης: someone OU doubles?
(21:14:50) Eeeveee: There's this uber guy I'm gonna fight
(21:14:53) .llometry: it's fine for a single poke that say has problems against electrics
(21:14:55) Eeeveee: His team has this:
(21:14:58) .llometry: or whatever
(21:15:00) Eeeveee: 6 shiny adamant masterkarps
(21:15:05) C-los: gasp
(21:15:20) .llometry: go usa
(21:15:20) Eeeveee: I know
(21:15:25) Eeeveee: like,
(21:15:26) C-los: is that possible?
(21:15:29) .llometry: no
(21:15:31) Eeeveee: no.
(21:15:32) .llometry: not with species clause
(21:15:44) Eeeveee: NO SPECIES CLAUSE YEAAH >:V
(21:15:47) C-los: one karp already owns the metagame
(21:15:52) C-los: but six?
(21:15:57) Eeeveee: ^
(21:15:58) Picklesword: uber
(21:16:10) Eeeveee: a karp>all ubers
(21:16:21) C-los: its in its own tier
(21:16:22) .llometry: I like it when people don't know what Taunt does
(21:16:40) Eeeveee: Hax tier.
(21:16:45) C-los: nah
(21:16:48) C-los: higher
(21:16:56) C-los: karp tier
(21:17:00) blade12: metronome anyone
(21:17:00) Eeeveee: Hax++++++++++++++++ tier
(21:17:03) Eeeveee: Nah, way too low.
(21:17:12) C-los: karp tier
(21:17:14) .llometry: I hate Kings of Leon
(21:17:18) Eeeveee: I actually agree nwo
(21:17:20) Eeeveee: now*
(21:17:21) Eeeveee: karp tier
(21:17:34) randoguy101: ohai RK-9
(21:17:34) Jupp92: irgendwer deutsches on?
I love you

42. RK-9 said on October 12, 2010, 02:23:57 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
492 posts

Battle Log    
Battle between Kyogre_Master and Eeeveee started!

Tier: OverUsed
Variation: +15, -16
Rule: Rated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Evasion Clause
Rule: OHKO Clause
Rule: Species Clause

Eeeveee sent out Pteradactyl! (Aerodactyl)
Kyogre_Master sent out Rotom-H!

Start of turn 1
The foe's Rotom-H used Thunderbolt!
It's super effective!
Pteradactyl lost 301 HP! (99% of its health)
Pteradactyl hung on using its focus sash!
Pteradactyl is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!

Pteradactyl used Taunt!
The foe's Rotom-H fell for the taunt!

Start of turn 2
The foe's Rotom-H used Thunderbolt!
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Pteradactyl lost 1 HP! (0% of its health)
Pteradactyl fainted!

Eeeveee: D:
Eeeveee sent out Machamp!

Start of turn 3
The foe's Rotom-H used Thunderbolt!
Machamp lost 157 HP! (41% of its health)

Machamp used Payback!
It's super effective!
The foe's Rotom-H lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Rotom-H fainted!

Kyogre_Master sent out Gyarados!

The foe's Gyarados intimidates Machamp!
Machamp's Attack fell!
Eeeveee: ouch

Start of turn 4
Kyogre_Master called Gyarados back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Flygon!

Machamp used Stone Edge!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Flygon lost 18% of its health!

Start of turn 5
The foe's Flygon used Fire Blast!
Machamp lost 114 HP! (29% of its health)

Machamp used DynamicPunch!
The foe's Flygon lost 60% of its health!
The foe's Flygon became confused!

Start of turn 6
Kyogre_Master called Flygon back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Gyarados!

The foe's Gyarados intimidates Machamp!
Machamp's Attack fell!
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Gyarados lost 16% of its health!
The foe's Gyarados became confused!

Eeeveee: CONFUSION
Eeeveee: IT BURNS
Kyogre_Master: lol

Start of turn 7
Kyogre_Master called Gyarados back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Snorlax!

Machamp used Stone Edge!
The foe's Snorlax lost 13% of its health!

The foe's Snorlax restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Eeeveee: AND POISON AND PARALYSE ETC

Start of turn 8
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
It's super effective!
The foe's Snorlax lost 39% of its health!
The foe's Snorlax became confused!

The foe's Snorlax is confused!
The foe's Snorlax used Curse!
The foe's Snorlax's Attack rose!
The foe's Snorlax's Defense rose!
The foe's Snorlax's Speed fell!

The foe's Snorlax restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Kyogre_Master: Burn burns

Start of turn 9
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
It's super effective!
The foe's Snorlax lost 28% of its health!

The foe's Snorlax is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
The foe's Snorlax lost 8% of its health!

The foe's Snorlax restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 10
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
It's super effective!
The foe's Snorlax lost 27% of its health!
The foe's Snorlax fainted!

Kyogre_Master sent out Gyarados!

The foe's Gyarados intimidates Machamp!
Machamp's Attack fell!
Eeeveee: Dynamic raeg

Start of turn 11
Kyogre_Master called Gyarados back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Breloom!

Machamp used DynamicPunch!
Eeeveee: WATCH AS YOU SWITCH.
The foe's Breloom lost 35% of its health!
The foe's Breloom became confused!

The foe's Breloom's Toxic Orb activated!
The foe's Breloom was badly poisoned!

Start of turn 12
Kyogre_Master called Breloom back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Gyarados!

The foe's Gyarados intimidates Machamp!
Machamp's Attack fell!
Machamp used Stone Edge!
It's super effective!
The foe's Gyarados lost 34% of its health!

Eeeveee: 3:

Start of turn 13
The foe's Gyarados used Dragon Dance!
The foe's Gyarados's Attack rose!
The foe's Gyarados's Speed rose!

Machamp used Stone Edge!
It's super effective!
The foe's Gyarados lost 31% of its health!

Start of turn 14
The foe's Gyarados used Waterfall!
Machamp lost 110 HP! (28% of its health)
Machamp fainted!

Eeeveee sent out Alakazam!

Kyogre_Master: swish

Start of turn 15
The foe's Gyarados used Waterfall!
Alakazam lost 252 HP! (100% of its health)
Alakazam fainted!
The foe's Gyarados fainted!

Eeeveee sent out WarMachine! (Metagross)

Kyogre_Master sent out Flygon!

Start of turn 16
The foe's Flygon used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
WarMachine lost 234 HP! (77% of its health)

WarMachine used Meteor Mash!
The foe's Flygon lost 20% of its health!
The foe's Flygon fainted!

Eeeveee: oh come on
Kyogre_Master sent out Breloom!

Start of turn 17
Eeeveee called WarMachine back!
Eeeveee sent out Electivire!

The foe's Breloom used Spore!
Electivire fell asleep!

The foe's Breloom restored HP using its Poison Heal!

Start of turn 18
Electivire is fast asleep!

The foe's Breloom used Substitute!
The foe's Breloom made a substitute!

The foe's Breloom restored HP using its Poison Heal!

Start of turn 19
The foe's Breloom is tightening its focus!
Electivire is fast asleep!

The foe's Breloom used Focus Punch!
Electivire lost 292 HP! (100% of its health)
Electivire fainted!

The foe's Breloom restored HP using its Poison Heal!
Eeeveee sent out Darklight! (Umbreon)

Start of turn 20
The foe's Breloom is tightening its focus!
Darklight used Payback!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Breloom's substitute took the damage!

The foe's Breloom used Focus Punch!
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Darklight lost 394 HP! (100% of its health)
Darklight fainted!

The foe's Breloom restored HP using its Poison Heal!
Eeeveee sent out WarMachine! (Metagross)

Start of turn 21
The foe's Breloom is tightening its focus!
WarMachine used Earthquake!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Breloom's substitute faded!

The foe's Breloom used Focus Punch!
WarMachine lost 67 HP! (22% of its health)
WarMachine fainted!

Kyogre_Master won the battle!
Eeeveee: Fail.
Kyogre_Master: gg
Eeeveee: D:

43. SpikyEaredPichu96 said on October 13, 2010, 12:41:17 AM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,519 posts

Um, I'm not sure if this counts or not, but I remember last halloween, my brother was talking about what kind of candy he'd gotten at the last house we'd went to, and, wanting to be funny, I said....

"I got a rock."

Cookie if anyone gets the refference.

Likes 1 – TurtwigX

44. Jaredvcxz said on October 13, 2010, 04:16:37 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by SpikyEaredPichu96 View Post
Um, I'm not sure if this counts or not, but I remember last halloween, my brother was talking about what kind of candy he'd gotten at the last house we'd went to, and, wanting to be funny, I said....

"I got a rock."

Cookie if anyone gets the refference.
Charlie Brown Halloween.

45. NismoZ said on October 13, 2010, 01:56:38 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

Quote:
[Oct 13, 16;55:00] TreacherousVixenn Mee...ow?
[Oct 13, 16;55:11] NismoZ BARK BARK BARK

46. SpikyEaredPichu96 said on October 13, 2010, 05:13:44 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,519 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaredvcxz View Post
Charlie Brown Halloween.
Yup. *Hands Jared cookie.

47. Alakazamaster said on October 15, 2010, 11:21:30 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,366 posts

Quote:
2:20:18 Alakazamaster Talking about competitive Pokemon is nice, but sleeping is nice too.

48. Jaredvcxz said on October 16, 2010, 07:19:48 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

10:16:52 RK-9 http://www.victoryroad.net/showpost....71&postcount=7
10:19:06 Jaredvcxz Yo dawg I heard you like posts so RK-9 put a forum post in his chat post so you can lol while you rofl

49. RK-9 said on October 19, 2010, 03:25:54 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
492 posts

17:58:03 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:58: 13 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:58:29 Velociraptor78 STOP APPEARING
17:58: 40 Victini Bot The wild RK-9 fled!
17:58: 49 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:58: 53 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:58:53 Victini Bot The wild RK-9 fled!
17:59:01 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:59: 09 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:59: 16 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:59: 26 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:59:35 RK-9 ... Oops
17 39 RK-9 I broke it.

also


Battle between Doom and Eeeveee started!

Rule: Unrated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Evasion Clause
Rule: OHKO Clause
Rule: Species Clause
Rule: Self-KO Clause

Eeeveee sent out Aerodactyl!
Doom sent out Zekuromu!
The foe's Zekuromu has TeraVoltage!

Start of turn 1
Aerodactyl used Taunt!
The foe's Zekuromu fell for the taunt!

The foe's Zekuromu used Outrage!
Aerodactyl lost 300 HP! (99% of its health)
Aerodactyl hung on using its focus sash!

Start of turn 2
Aerodactyl used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around Doom's team!

The foe's Zekuromu used Outrage!
Aerodactyl lost 1 HP! (0% of its health)
Aerodactyl fainted!

Eeeveee sent out Metagross!

Start of turn 3
The foe's Zekuromu used Outrage!
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 104 HP! (34% of its health)

Metagross used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
The foe's Zekuromu lost 93% of its health!

The foe's Zekuromu calmed down!
The foe's Zekuromu became confused!
The foe's Zekuromu's taunt ended!

Start of turn 4
The foe's Zekuromu is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
The foe's Zekuromu lost 6% of its health!
The foe's Zekuromu fainted!

Metagross used Earthquake!
But there was no target...

Eeeveee: Hulk be smashin'.
Doom sent out Reshiramu!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Reshiramu!

The foe's Reshiramu has Turbo Blaze!

Start of turn 5
The foe's Reshiramu used Blue Flame!
The foe's Reshiramu's Fire Jewel raised Blue Flame's power!
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 197 HP! (65% of its health)
Metagross fainted!

Eeeveee sent out Machamp!

Start of turn 6
The foe's Reshiramu used Cross Flame!
Machamp lost 237 HP! (62% of its health)

Machamp used DynamicPunch!
The foe's Reshiramu lost 54% of its health!
The foe's Reshiramu became confused!

Start of turn 7
The foe's Reshiramu is confused!
The foe's Reshiramu used Blue Flame!
Machamp lost 144 HP! (37% of its health)
Machamp fainted!

Eeeveee sent out Alakazam!

Start of turn 8
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Reshiramu lost 20% of its health!
The foe's Reshiramu fainted!

Eeeveee: This is what happens when I switch off my /sametier thing
Doom sent out Kyogre!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Kyogre!

The foe's Kyogre's Drizzle made it rain!
Eeeveee: AAAAARGHH

Start of turn 9
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Kyogre lost 53% of its health!

The foe's Kyogre used Aqua Ring!
The foe's Kyogre surrounded itself with a veil of water!

Rain continues to fall!
Aquaring restored the foe's Kyogre's HP.
The foe's Kyogre restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 10
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Kyogre lost 46% of its health!
The foe's Kyogre fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
Doom sent out Rayquaza!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Rayquaza!

The foe's Rayquaza has Air Lock!

Start of turn 11
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Rayquaza lost 75% of its health!
The foe's Rayquaza fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
Doom sent out Mewtwo!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Mewtwo!

Start of turn 12
Alakazam used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
Eeeveee: </3
The foe's Mewtwo lost 31% of its health!

The foe's Mewtwo used Me First!
But it failed!

Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Mewtwo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 13
Alakazam used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
The foe's Mewtwo lost 62% of its health!
The foe's Mewtwo fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
Doom sent out Arceus-Drago! (Arceus-Dragon)
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Arceus-Drago!

Eeeveee: Oh damn

Start of turn 14
Alakazam used Psychic!
Eeeveee: Luck runs out here
The foe's Arceus-Drago lost 57% of its health!

The foe's Arceus-Drago used Spacial Rend!
The attack of the foe's Arceus-Drago missed!

Rain continues to fall!
Eeeveee: LOL OUTSPEED
Eeeveee: AND MISS

Start of turn 15
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Arceus-Drago lost 30% of its health!
The foe's Arceus-Drago fainted!

Eeeveee won the battle!
Eeeveee: Win.
Doom: you win.


UBER FAIL

50. SK said on October 19, 2010, 07:05:41 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,238 posts

Quote:
SpikyEaredPichu96: Fingers still crossed (Gonna go numb soon)
GrassPokemonFTW: SEP, cross your toes then.
JC: Or your eyes...
SK: Or your.. Nevermind
GrassPokemonFTW: Or your shoulders. (Ouch...)
GrassPokemonFTW: .....SK!!!!!!!!!!
SK:
GrassPokemonFTW: *flails arms*

51. emperorempoleon2 said on October 21, 2010, 02:57:30 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
439 posts

Quote:
17:54:14 Dragiiin123 There was this hyper-reallistic looking mickey walking down a killed children
17:54:35 emperorempoleon2 Mickey what?
17:54:40 emperorempoleon2 Mickey from the Tony Basil song?

52. isbragg said on October 21, 2010, 11:27:34 PM (-07:00)

Volcarona
693 posts

There was a time when I was sitting at my computer with thoughts of my cell phone's weak battery going through my head. One of my cats, Phill, decided he wanted attention and meowed at me. I look at him and randomly say...

Quote:
It only lasts three hours, Pikachu.
I was referencing how much talk time my phone gets on a full charge.

53. NismoZ said on October 25, 2010, 04:57:05 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

Quote:
[Oct 25, 19;54:59] Victini Bot The wild zsaberslash fled!
[Oct 25, 19;55:00] Victini Bot The wild iggnsthe fled!
[Oct 25, 19;55:01] Victini Bot A wild iggnsthe appeared!
[Oct 25, 19;55:02] Victini Bot A wild zsaberslash appeared!
[Oct 25, 19;55:21] NismoZ Oh look, nothing happened with site chat then

54. emperorempoleon2 said on October 29, 2010, 02:04:28 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
439 posts

Quote:
16:58;54 emperorempoleon2 Now the world will forever know that Vel thought the Grifter existed
17:01;12 iggnsthe Empoleon, now people on the forums are going to know that _I_ exist D:
17:01;27 emperorempoleon2 You exist?

55. NismoZ said on October 29, 2010, 05:49:49 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

Quote:
[Oct 29, 20;48:59] NismoZ Because cool people make their own avatars
Quote:
[Oct 30, 10:00:56] Mario Master 12345 I shall play Final Fantasy IV and you can't stop me!
[Oct 30, 10:03:53] Victini Bot The wild Mario Master 12345 fled!
[Oct 30, 10:05:07] NismoZ * NismoZ takes MM's FFIV cartridge and replaces it with a FFIII cartridge
[Oct 30, 10:05:14] NismoZ Now I stopped you

56. emperorempoleon2 said on October 30, 2010, 03:59:15 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
439 posts

Quote:
18:39:33 RK-9 've already played VVVVVVV
18:39:58 emperorempoleon2 THEN YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL THAT IT'S ONLY 6 V'S

57. Quadcentruo said on October 31, 2010, 06:32:20 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,684 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Quadcentruo View Post
What are your thoughts on spoilers in video games?
Did I already ask you that?
If so... I don't know where I was going with that.
Do you know where I was going with that?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi648 View Post
1. If people want to post them and read them, I don't see a problem with that. For games I am interested in I try to avoid them though, more fun to find out things myself.
2. No
3. ???
4. Profit


Thank you short-term memory loss.

58. NismoZ said on November 2, 2010, 01:17:36 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

Quote:
[Nov 02, 16;14:22] Victini Bot The wild zsaberslash fled!
[Nov 02, 16;14:23] Victini Bot A wild zsaberslash appeared!
[Nov 02, 16;14:35] Victini Bot A wild zsaberslash appeared!
[Nov 02, 16;14:51] NismoZ obai ohai ohai Saber
[Nov 02, 16;15:06] Victini Bot The wild zsaberslash fled!
[Nov 02, 16;15:07] Victini Bot A wild zsaberslash appeared!
[Nov 02, 16;15:19] NismoZ obai ohai Saber

59. Leaftail said on November 7, 2010, 12:19:39 AM (-07:00)

Regigigas
980 posts

3:13:10 Kurusu Lapras http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw
3:13:14 Kurusu Lapras Fireworks exploding out of your boobs is a serious medical condition.

60. Luxray13579 said on November 7, 2010, 12:41:54 AM (-07:00)

Shaymin
2,679 posts

Oh gosh Kuru, I showed you that video. Xl

I was talking about the football game on Friday. I hate football BTW.

1:36:46 Luxray13579 My mom was all excited and I just said, "Who's playing?" and then she said, "Calgary" And I said, "Oh, Fubab's home team, think we'll beat 'em?"
1:37:04 Luxray13579 She just said, "No we lose by 4 at the end all the time"

61. LiteTheIronMan said on November 7, 2010, 01:39:37 PM (-08:00)

Shaymin
2,854 posts

[Nov 07, 13: 37:28] Magmaster12 Did you know that as you get older your taste buds start dieing?
[Nov 07, 13: 37:41] LiteTheIronMan Mag did you know as you get older you start dying?

Likes 5 – randoguy101, JC, piexing, RK-9, Shiny

62. randoguy101 said on November 8, 2010, 07:47:28 PM (-08:00)

Volcarona
688 posts

Spoiler Alert:    
Quote:
Originally Posted by randoguy101 View Post
I came










































to this thread

















in a fur suit

Likes 5 – OMGITSJAD, Leaftail, piexing, Shiny, RK-9

63. NismoZ said on November 9, 2010, 05:51:18 PM (-08:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

Quote:
[Nov 09, 20;48:34] NismoZ REVERSE NINJA'D

Likes 1 – RK-9

64. Jaredvcxz said on November 13, 2010, 05:01:42 AM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by SirLagALot View Post
Embedded image
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaredvcxz View Post
I want to be him when I grow up o.o
Quote:
Originally Posted by SirLagALot View Post
>implying you'll ever grow up
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaredvcxz View Post
Go rape a dingo, *****.
Quote:
Originally Posted by SirLagALot View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaredvcxz View Post
Seriously, **** you. I've tried being nice to you, hoping you'd stop bothering me. But obviously you're too much of an ******* to just leave people alone, and always feels the need to insult me every chance you get. I didn't want to resort to this, but I'm putting you on my ignore list. Don't expect that to change any time soon.

Likes 2 – RK-9, Shiny

65. NismoZ said on November 16, 2010, 05:27:21 PM (-08:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

Quote:
[Nov 16, 20;23:48] NismoZ JAD USES SITE CHAT NOW <3

Likes 1 – RK-9

66. Jaredvcxz said on November 26, 2010, 03:54:36 AM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by kora04 View Post
So...

I like a certain type of reptile.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaredvcxz View Post
Is it my *****?
Oh yeah.

Likes 3 – piexing, RK-9, Shiny

67. RK-9 said on November 26, 2010, 04:55:24 PM (-08:00)

Haxorus
492 posts

19:46:44 Blues Wow, for the last hour
19:46:54 Blues I've been reading that link RK-9 posted
19:47:03 Blues "You shouldn't have done that".
19:47:10 GreenLiquid What link?
19:47:19 Blues And I now wish I hadn't x_x
19:47:31 Blues www.youshouldnthavedonethat.net
19:47:48 RK-9 You shouldn't have read that


I am wat

68. emperorempoleon2 said on November 28, 2010, 07:59:23 AM (-08:00)

Haxorus
439 posts

Quote:
10:44:42 Victini Bot Jaredvcxz has changed the topic to "It's over 8,000"
10:55:44 emperorempoleon2 emperorempoleon2 has changed the topic to "NO IT ISN'T JARED IT'S TILL ONLY 7,999.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999!"
You are wat

Likes 1 – RK-9

69. Quadcentruo said on November 29, 2010, 01:02:38 PM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,684 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Quadcentruo View Post
If they could put Jigglypuff in SSB then they could easily make Phoenix Wright in SSB.
I'd like a revision - If they could put Jigglypuff in SSB then they could easily put any character in SSB.

70. Jaredvcxz said on December 14, 2010, 04:34:20 PM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

I reported a post of a guy who constantly trolls me. I'm probably going to get an infraction or worse, but I really don't care.

Quote:
Will someone tell this guy to quit being a ****head? Seriously, somehow every post I make no matter how intelligent or helpful I try to make it is wrong while these *******s constantly follow me around to insult me getting a free pass on it.

Sure I may have been the instigator here, but this is not an isolated incident. I can show goldreds of times where this has happened. I doubt you lazy *******s even care what goes on here, do you? For all I know, you could be encouraging them.

In fact, this also happens to a number of other users. Namely Venom, Ghost55, and Console hater. They're basically in the same place as me. No matter what they try to say, half the replies will be senseless trolling, and you guys won't do **** until the last minute so you can play hero. If you guys don't step up and actually do your job in OT, you'll just have more and more members leaving, and we can't have that now can we?

Also, why don't you take a look at the staff here and learn something? http://www.victoryroad.net/?styleid=20 You guys could use all the help you can get.

Likes 2 – Shiny, ThePokeMan

71. Idno58 said on December 14, 2010, 04:39:29 PM (-08:00)

Landorus
1,770 posts

Wow, Jared, I'm proud of you, brah. Seriously, not kidding. That's awesome. I could never do... some... oh, wait.

But seriously, way to stand up for yourself.

72. Jaredvcxz said on December 15, 2010, 11:58:57 AM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

The moderators are ignoring me. Very unnerving.

73. Quadcentruo said on December 18, 2010, 03:40:37 PM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,684 posts

Good job Jared. I guess that is why you are an assist mod. Make sure to give all trolls hell!

74. Jaredvcxz said on December 23, 2010, 06:22:38 PM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

21:14:01 Jaredvcxz JAD is so awesome he's an admin.
21:14:08 OMGITSJAD Maybe :I
21:14:25 Luxray13579 Peut-etre
21:14:51 Jaredvcxz Your name is maroon because it is stained with all the blood and effort you have put into this forum. :salute:

Likes 4 – OMGITSJAD, randoguy101, RK-9, Shiny

75. NismoZ said on December 25, 2010, 11:17:23 AM (-08:00)

Kyurem
2,014 posts

Quote:
[Dec 25, 14;14:04] JC VRC is too slow.
[Dec 25, 14;14:13] NismoZ Yes I know JC
yay for being against VRC

Likes 1 – RK-9

76. emperorempoleon2 said on December 25, 2010, 11:47:00 AM (-08:00)

Haxorus
439 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by emperorempoleon2 View Post
A nightmare on Christmas Eve is like chocolate buried inside of dog crap: It's horrifying, but once you're done, it's sweet.

My step-grandma's puppy was running around in my room throughout the night, so that might have influenced this nightmare a little. (I think that my new electric blanket might've as well.)

Two people who can't stand me (A kid from school we call "Sleepy" and my sister's friend, whom I call "A troll") were at my house (No reason specified.). I wanted to check out floatzel.net, so I typed it in...

And it was too slow.

I thought to myself, "Hey, maybe Google can offer a faster link." So I Googled the site, and clicked on the first link I saw, which was shown by Google to be a direct link to floatzel.net.

What I got, however, was a site showing a horrific pornographic image of Dr. Rockso the Rock 'n Roll Clown from Metalocalypse that apparently downloaded viruses. I was able to close some of the virus boxes (AVG didn't alert me, presumably because the viruses were too recent) and halt the download of a rogue AV Program, but once I got to something that was too hard to delete and made horrific noises, I grabbed my DSi and tried to look something up on how to delete it.

Since the two people with me hated me with every fiber of my being, one of them grabbed my DSi, turned it off, and hid it from me. The other one pressed and held the power button on my computer modem.

I was able to turn it back on, but there was no "Select User" screen. (I usually have two usernames, one for leisure and one for maintenance.) My desktop, which was originally cluttered with icons and had a Matrix Shaymin as the background, had 7 or so icons on it and had a blank blue background. Before I could do anything, a Windows 7 error message popped up. This struck me as odd, as I still use XP for everything. It had four radio buttons and a message that said, "I have just rescued you and I am kneeling before you." I clicked OK, hoping to find out whatever this virus wanted. Another message popped up with the same design, without radio buttons.

"And now you are raping me." This disturbed me too much to keep clicking OK.

I closed the message.

A new message popped up, but it didn't look like it belonged in any OS I've ever seen. It was all black, with some weird, glitchy-looking lines going through it. There was an OK button, like usual, but this was DEFINITELY not natural inside computers.

The message came with electric-sounding screaming noises that were extremely loud and would not stop looping. It was painful to my ears, so much so that I had to mute the speakers. The noise seemed to linger for a few seconds before fading into static, and finally muting, as was the original intent. I stared at the message, scared out of my wits, for the last five seconds before my step-grandma's puppy licked my face and woke me up at what looked like 5 AM. I went to sleep, or at least tried to, with the message in the final box burned into my head until I was woken up by my sister so I could open my presents:

"The band marches on."

I have a tendency to write down summaries of my nightmares as if they were creepypasta, so I have to assure you at this point that this story is definitely NOT a creepypasta, this was an ACTUAL nightmare that I had last night.
IT'S MY ****ING NIGHTMARE

77. Jaredvcxz said on December 27, 2010, 06:18:57 AM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

Here's an update to my battle with SirLagALot


Embedded image

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78. shanti1070 said on January 7, 2011, 02:50:47 AM (-08:00)

Banned
1 post

None is born for you but you can make someone to live for you,
live the life such a way that others love to live for you..

79. RK-9 said on January 8, 2011, 08:23:40 PM (-08:00)

Haxorus
492 posts

23:21:43 Lucaria I talk in Wi-Fi a lot, RK. So, that's why.
23:21:59 RK-9 Also @Lucaria
23:22:02 RK-9 ACTIVE
23:22:05 RK-9 NOT MOST CHAT POSTS
23:22:09 RK-9 AACCCTIVVVEEE
23:22:11 RK-9 you have 1 post.
23:22:12 RK-9 :v
23:22:15 Lucaria :I

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80. emperorempoleon2 said on January 9, 2011, 08:07:33 AM (-08:00)

Haxorus
439 posts

Quote:
10:59:44 Cat Meow?
11:00:58 RK-9 hey Cat333pokemon cut in a third
11:01:10 RK-9 pokémon***
11:01:33 emperorempoleon2 Cat1/3
11:01:42 emperorempoleon2 33%Cat
11:01:45 emperorempoleon2 YOU ARE NOW C

81. LiteTheIronMan said on February 6, 2011, 08:27:47 PM (-08:00)

Shaymin
2,854 posts

Relevant bump

[Feb 06, 20:18:25] Cat333Pokémon Warning: a little weird: http://www.victoryroad.net/album.php...pictureid=3767
[Feb 06, 20:19:55] iggnsthe Hmm...
[Feb 06, 20:20:13] Cat333Pokémon Refresh to see my comment
[Feb 06, 20:20:43] Victini Bot A wild Shade appeared!
[Feb 06, 20:20:44] LiteTheIronMan it's a sign from extraterrestrial life
[Feb 06, 20:20:47] LiteTheIronMan they hate VRIM
[Feb 06, 20:20:50] LiteTheIronMan that's what it says
[Feb 06, 20:20:55] iggnsthe I don't see it, is it the one in the active window?
[Feb 06, 20:21:05] LiteTheIronMan extraterrestrial life is apparently composed entirely of gay lawyers
[Feb 06, 20:21:08] LiteTheIronMan Zing!!
[Feb 06, 20:21:10] Cat333Pokémon Haha

82. Jaredvcxz said on February 19, 2011, 07:16:59 AM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

10:11:53 Jaredvcxz Ok my MC server is on
10:12:15 Jaredvcxz I had to turn off the computer because Ubuntu froze when I tried to switch users
10:12:25 Jaredvcxz LINUX? HAVING ERRORS? BLASPHEMY
10:12:47 Jaredvcxz And the other day I had to restart for updates
10:12:59 Jaredvcxz Holy crap
10:13:04 Jaredvcxz Everything I know is a lie
10:13:16 Jaredvcxz SHADE ARE YOU REALLY HUMAN?
10:13:33 Shade Are you?
10:13:33 JC Shade's an Umbreon
10:13:48 Jaredvcxz Nope. I'm the most intelligent spambot created.
10:14:48 Jaredvcxz quack
10:14:58 Jaredvcxz quack quack I'm a duck
10:15:23 Jaredvcxz Even though I'm the most intelligent spambot, that's not really saying much
10:15:34 Jaredvcxz OOH LOOK A MUSHROOM

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83. emperorempoleon2 said on March 14, 2011, 04:45:07 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
439 posts

randoguy101* @ 6:16:34pm: why did I have two VRIMs open to the same room
emperorempoleon2 @ 6:20:38pm: Because you wanna 3-way with the internet
randoguy101* @ 6:20:59pm: brb
randoguy101* @ 6:21:07pm: having a LAN threesome
emperorempoleon2 @ 6:43:38pm: That is a long LAN threesome
emperorempoleon2 @ 6:43:56pm: Must have been a helluva lotta foreplay

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84. Jaredvcxz said on March 15, 2011, 01:03:13 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

Me:
Herro
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Me:
HERRO
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I know. I'm different.
God:
How do you know it? All people seem the same to me.
Me:
Nazi.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like pie. But I dislike pie.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it? What do you like?
Me:
It's gay.
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
I did.
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
Because I'm me.
God:
That makes sense to me. That is a tautology.
Me:
I know, bro.
God:
How do you know? We have never talked about it before.
Me:
I just do.
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
No you don't.
God:
I understand it very well. I guess not.
Me:
Ha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
JESUS CHRIST A LION GET IN THE *****
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
You would know.
God:
I do not know everything.
Me:
Do you know the meaning of Pi?
God:
PI = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169039937 5 approximately.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Ok I won't.
God:
Why not? Excuse me!
Me:
YOU JUST TOLD ME NOT TO
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
YES
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
I noticed.
God:
Was it really that obvious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
*****
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Lesbian.
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
Wat
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Watwat
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
watwatwat
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
You.
God:
" What do you look like?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
^
God:
Whoa.
Me:
^
God:
Whoa.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
o
God:
Oh.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
SHUT THE **** UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.

85. Jaredvcxz said on May 3, 2011, 01:40:36 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

7dewott8 @ 4:38:07pm: Who want's to go troll hunting?
Furryvcxz @ 4:38:18pm: I'll go
Furryvcxz @ 4:38:18pm: I'll go
Furryvcxz @ 4:38:25pm: YAY I FOUND ME

86. Jaredvcxz said on May 3, 2011, 01:43:07 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

7dewott8 @ 4:38:07pm: Who want's to go troll hunting?
Furryvcxz @ 4:38:18pm: I'll go
Furryvcxz @ 4:38:18pm: I'll go
Furryvcxz @ 4:38:25pm: YAY I FOUND ME

87. Jaredvcxz said on June 18, 2011, 03:44:35 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

7dewott8 @ 6:37:43pm: casn you do that rainbow thing
Furryvcxz @ 6:38:17pm: What rainbow thing?
7dewott8 @ 6:38:35pm: *dewott claps
Masterge77 @ 6:39:31pm: How do you do that rainbow thing Furry? I wanna do it too!
Furryvcxz @ 6:39:57pm: I have a program that I found online and I have no clue who made it but it works so I won't complain
7dewott8 @ 6:40:08pm: He has a program that does it for him I think


7dewott8 @ 6:40:30pm: Why not link it?
Furryvcxz @ 6:40:53pm: No clue where it's linked at
7dewott8 @ 6:41:08pm: okay
Furryvcxz @ 6:41:11pm: The title bar says Time Traveler's Textor.
7dewott8 @ 6:41:23pm: ah
Furryvcxz @ 6:41:28pm: But when I googled it I got a post by Randoguy on raocow's forum.
Furryvcxz @ 6:41:32pm: wtf

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88. 7dewott8 said on June 18, 2011, 06:26:00 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

Light Espeon @ 9:19:38pm: Um...it's only 6:20 here...
Jenova @ 9:19:51pm: Light, it's called time zones
.name//Technomancer @ 9:19:54pm: Seven fifteen...
7dewott8 @ 9:19:58pm: It's 9:18 here


7dewott8 @ 8:46:42pm: @tech yeah I am a girl.
.name//Technomancer @ 8:47:39pm: Awesome. D: Seems like there aren't enough girls on VR. <.<
Jenova @ 8:47:51pm: That's because there aren't

89. Armed Floatzel said on June 24, 2011, 03:05:57 AM (-07:00)

Volcarona
491 posts

alternateshadow300 @ 658pm: lol, there's a shirt, a pair of jeans, a pair of socks and a pair of shoes across the street from where I live

Armed Floatzel @ 644pm: it's the remains of someone who lost The Game

90. 7dewott8 said on June 28, 2011, 04:31:57 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

7dewott8 @ 7:26:22pm: Also, the transformers at dollar general are crappy. Can someone get freeze to fix that?

91. Jaredvcxz said on July 1, 2011, 01:35:49 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

Glitchy Furrystuff @ 4:33:29pm: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg...2jhfo1_500.gif This is me
Jaredvcxz @ 4:33:43pm: You have stupid hair.

92. Jaredvcxz said on July 19, 2011, 06:25:21 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

Masterge77 @ 9:21:59am: I have the feeling that something bad is going to happen to the video game industry in a few months
Jaredvcxz* @ 9:24:26am: Yeah
Jaredvcxz* @ 9:24:36am: The Wii-U will be released

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93. LucarioMario said on August 2, 2011, 07:15:40 PM (-07:00)

Volcarona
547 posts

TurtwigX @ 10:12:51pm: Crush 40 makes everything more epic
LucarioMario @ 10:12:59pm: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^

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94. mariothecellist said on August 2, 2011, 08:09:40 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
360 posts

Not on a forum, but I'll still post it.

My family and I were at a restaurant and talking about how Billy Mays had died a few years ago. We started using commercials to describe his predicament.

"He's been Slap Chopped!" "He's been Oxy-Cleaned from the earth."

Then I said "He's fallen and he can't get up."

Yep, I'm a noob

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95. SyracuvatTenlii said on August 2, 2011, 08:40:04 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
746 posts

My first day on the forum--

Quote:
Originally Posted by SyracuvatTenlii
Why can't I post anything yet? Do I need to wait until my profile gets cleared or something?
Quote:
Originally Posted by PHANTOMxTRAINER
Have you gotten the confirmation email yet?
Quote:
Originally Posted by SyracuvatTenlii
...FACEPALM.

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96. Jaredvcxz said on August 3, 2011, 06:47:56 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

Quote:
I hope my parents realize Obama can't hear them yelling at him on the TV...

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97. 7dewott8 said on August 3, 2011, 07:17:31 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

I was being annoyed by the moths that flew at my glass window so I told everyone (in RP) about it and...

A'bom* @ 9:48:29pm: There's a technical term for that, but I forget what it is.
7dewott8 @ 10:01:33pm: Is it... Fly to lights?

98. Misty said on August 4, 2011, 03:17:10 AM (-07:00)

Mudkip
46 posts

Misty: I like your blue dog!
Kirsty: ...What?
Misty: I said, I like your blue dog.
Kirsty: ..What blue dog?
Misty: Your blue d---... OH! I meant bag!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Misty: Whachu watchin'~?
Mother: Piranha 2.
Misty: OH! Pirhanha 2? Is that the movie with Piranha in it?
Mother: ... Run that by me again?
Misty: Is that th---..Oh. o///o;

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99. Jaredvcxz said on August 4, 2011, 04:51:43 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

PHANTOMxTRAINER @ 7:15:03am: topic PHANTOMxTRAINER's Party
PHANTOMxTRAINER @ 7:17:12am: brb
Jaredvcxz @ 7:49:45am: topic change fail?
Jaredvcxz @ 7:49:53am: And brb fail?

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100. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on August 4, 2011, 11:40:59 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

lol, i didn't notice. ^

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