This is a game I picked up off of Bulbagarden. Someone claims the hill, and then the next poster says how they got the hill, and claims it. For example,

I stab you thirty-seven times in the chest.
MIEN

I believe http://www.victoryroad.net/showthread.php?t=1313 is the equivalent of this because either way we're killing people.

I won't lock this if you have a valid argument..

I put you in a lifeboat with the elderly couple from 2B, and bit lots of holes in it.

This hill is now mine.

Lulfien, I asplode your pants.

Mah hill.

I put rat poison in your food

My hill

I put Poisonous rats in your hair. Mein Berg.

*Pushes off then builds wall*

Mien hill!

Air raid!! /My hill.

I build my own hill out of the earth from yours.

MY HILL.

I SWALLOW the hill... Then I swallow MYSELF.

THIS HILL IS MINE, NOW AND FOREVER

I go back in time to kill you, before you even swallow the hill and yourself...

MY HILL!

*runs over with a dump truck*

MAH HILL

Hey Yoshi. Did you that no one in Austria knows what the game is?

*Yoshi runs off*

THROUGH DECEPTION THE HILL BELONGS TO ME!

Jaredvcxz uses tackle!

Alakazamaster uses teleport!


VICTORY IS MINE!

I get you off of the hill by bribing you with Technomancer's computer.

MY HILL AGAIN!

No, I hate intel, so you never had the hill.

How about a rocket launcherBAM!!
My hill.

ROCKIT LAWN CHAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mien Hill.

OH LOOK, A DISTRACTION! *Fubab runs to it*

MAH HILL

a horribly disfigured me comes back, Yoshi runs away because of my ugliness

My hill

Kazam brings medicine to fix your face. But... IT STINGS!!

JC runs in fear, and the hill is mine!

Fubab brings his "LoL Canon" and Blasts Kaz of the hill with lol's.

My hill.

I bring my legion of Roflcopters and Failboats to destroy your lolcannons and take over MAH HILL where I make lots of lollercoasters.

i lure you and your legions of roflcopters, failboats, and lollercoasters with HALO Reach on King of the Hill multiplayer mode in a giant rocketship that flies into a supermassive black hole
MY HILL

I shrink to the size of an ant and force you to swallow 3 boxes of C4.

I HAVE HILL NAO KTHXBAI

* Squishes Empoleon.

Mien.

Mai hill.

Men.....ATTACK!


ZA HILL BELONGZ TO ZA CHIKORITAZ!

I SUMMON THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF THE DEMON FIRE EMPEROR LORD IN ATTACK MODE

The hill is now destroyed but it is my destroyed hill.

I build a new hill, rip all the skin off your dragon, and force harpoons into him.

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF GIYGAS' ATTACK!
You cannot keep the hill either. Cuz it's mien.

I COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MOVE IT ONTO MY PROPERTY SO HA HA

I call you wuzzlepops and you run away to get your rocket launcher, which I stole to get the hill previously so now it's my hill.

I saw your arm off with a butter knife. It's not even sharp, but I still make progress enough for you to be rendered helpless when I grab the hill.

I use this on the Knife

I BITE YOU AND GIVE YOU A DISEASE OF SOME SORT

I own l'hill.

I call apon the power of Time Wizard to age you and your deseased teeth into dust. who's helpless NOW Binch?

I return and glomp you until you run away.

Oh, but Clocky gave me an electricity belt, so when you glomp me, you DIE. It was never your hill to begin with.

I DID NOT DIE

YOU JUST THOUGHT I DID BECAUSE I CAN MANUALLY SLOW DOWN MY HEART RATE

I stab you and claim the hill.

And then you wake up from that dream, WITH MY FIST THROUGH YOUR CHEST! Mai hill.

I bite your head off.

HILL IS MINE KTHXBAI

I give you a light push. You tumble down and break your crown.

Now I rule the hill with the well.

I force you into my anus and make you fuse with me.

We now share the hill.

I destroy you from the inside. I own the hill and am surrounded by your guts.

I reform and force you to swallow your toungue somehow.

POUR MOI MERCI BEAUCOUP MON PETIT COCHON

um, I swallowed my tongue, but that doesn't force me off the hill, does it? I kick you back to France.

I find a different hill in France and change that to the hill.

I send a nuke to your hill. It is destroyed. The hill I am on remains the hill.

I touch you and you pop.

MIEN

I blow myself back up, and blow you away.

I force you to be ridiculed by Statler and Waldorf. Their comments drive you to suicide.

J'ai le colline byunmrceeadoo (French kthxbai: bien merci adieu)

I rock the guitar so hard that Statler and Waldorf Blow up, engulfing you in the blast and embedding a piece of cymbal in Keith Moon's arm.

Der Berg ist Mein.

I play guitar so loudly that people on the planet Irk say "What the hell was that?" and I outshine you so you have to go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self.

Իջնելու է ՏԵՍՈՒԹՅՈՒՆ բլրի! Դա իմ, ոչ ձեր!

I mow you over.

DA HILL BELONGS TO ME!

I become grass and grow on the hill.

My barren mound that used to be called a hill.

I become YOU

Luckily, I know my only weakness. I use it on you who is me and you run in fear because my weakness is now your weakness so...
My hill.

I watch you use your weakness against him, then use it against you. My hill.

I protest for a shared hill.

Your hill.

Sharing is for Vegetarians.
My Hill.

*dumps corn, radishes, broccoli, lettuce, and soy on Idno*

My hill!

I MAH FIRIN' MAH LAZAR!!!1111`1~!11!!1!

THIS


IS



MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shoot killer bubbles at you with assistance from my black market buddies.
Our Hill

I spam you with spamyness.

This is my hill. Again

I Kya you with my Kyainess
This is my hill and free root beer for evreybody.

I shake you off my hill.

MAI HILL

I force you to listen to the intro of "The New Pollution" looped indefinitely. You go insane and are committed, forced into a straightjacket, and placed in an impenetrable padded room.

MON, MON!

i force u to listen to caramelldansen 20 times straight with no stoping


u die from hearing it to much

Vi undrarar ni redo alt vara med
Armarna upp nu ska ni fa se
Kom igen
Hvem som helst kan vara med

(Vara med)

So ror pa era fotter
Oa-a-a
Och vicka era hofter
O-la-la-la...
Gör som vi
Till denna melodi

Oa-oa-a
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta nagrå steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen

O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa-a...

O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa-a...

Det blir en sensation over alt forstås
Pa fester kommer alla att slappa loss
Kom igen
Nu tar vi stegen omigen
Oa-oa...

Så ror pa era fötter
Oa-a-a
Och vicka era höfter
O-la-la-la
Gor som vi
Til denna melodi

Så kom och
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör so vi gör
Tå några steg at vänster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen

Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör so vi gör
Ta negra steg at vänster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen

O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa-a...

O-o-oa-oa
O-o-oa-oa-a...

Så kom och
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hander
Gör so vi gör
Tå några steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
Caramelldansen

Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör so vi gör
Ta några steg at vanster
Lyssna och lar
Missa inte chansen
Nu ar vi har med
CarameldDansen

Your feet are shoved into your mouth and you swallow yourself. You no longer exist.

I stuff you in a cupcake and send you off to Indonesia.

MAI HILL

(oh come on you KNEW I had to do this)

I build a temporal matter replacer, and stuff a toy piglet into it. The toy replaces your existence.

This hill is now my hill.

HAIL DIE FUHRER!

My Hill.

You are forced to use Comic Sans, laughed at for using it, and you kill yourself.

If you can read this, you don't have the proper font. And I can tell that you're totally reading this right now.

I force you to listen to Iris By the Googoo dolls and you run away in fear.
lliH yM

I LIKE the GooGoo Dolls. Johnny Rzeznik is a good singer. I force you to listen to EVERY SINGLE F--KING KES$HA SONG EVER.

MY HILL BIZZNARTCH

I force you to watch The Room and you go insane
Mai Hill, This Hill is what all true Hills strive 4

I force you to watch EVERYTHING ELSE Tommy Wiseau was in.

BOOM I OWN HILL

Belonez! Perfect feuel for Keeling tiny Cowards!
My Heel!

*pushes Idno58 off the hill*
You've been on this hill to long... so MY HILL!

I turn into something that can kill all of you and I do just that and I like it

because it inadvertently makes the hill mine.

I find your secret weakness.

THIS HILL BELONGZ TO ME NOW!!!! D:<

Um, well, I say sir, uh...um... *shoots Zekrom*

MY HILL. D:<

*plays song of healing backwards* YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. *GPFTW drowns*

This hill has met a terrible fate, hasn't it?

Zekrom, with all due respect, you shouldn't have done that.

Oke'ska?

I'll take the hill, because it's cursed and has suffered a terrible fate.

...FOOLED YA!

I guess you're too wimpy to give me the hill back, huh? *gets hill back*

Reverse Psychology FTW.