The point of this is thread is for anyone to write part of the story! I will start

Once, near a swamp, there was a lone egg sitting on the edge of the pond.
After days of waiting, the egg hatched and a mudkip was born!
He was very curious of the world around him so... (now someone else continue on with the story)

...he walked around. And he spotted a nearby Poliwhirl. He had never seen a Poliwhirl before, so he asked "Are you my Mommy?" And the Poliwhirl replied...

.....No, the Poliwhirl replied. "I'm you're daddy mommy's can't give birth to the pokemon they aren't". Mudkip then walked away and then ran into a Snorlax...

He asked Snorlax to move, Snorlax got up and said...

"Mudkip, I am very hungry. I would like you to get me 5 Miltanks, then I will move for you." So Mudkip...

So mudkip asked the Snorlax, "Where are they?" And Snorlax answered, "In a farm close by." So mudkip walked to the farm and saw...

...5 plump Miltank, but noticed that they were being guarded by a burly Tauros, and and intelligent-looking Girafarig. "Hmmm," Mudkip pondered, "Perhaps I'll have to talk my way into getting those Miltank," and walked up to the two Pokemon guards. He then said...

to the Tauros "I think the Girafarig are stealing your women." and He told the Girafarig "I think the Tauros Are stealing your women." So the Tauros and Girafarig...

started to fight each other. While they were distracted, Mudkip...

Tried to get the miltanks to come with him, But they said...

..."We won't move, but you can get some milk out of our udders if you take a tour of the farm." The Mudkip shelled out 5P to the overseer so he could watch...

But then Mudkip nodded off because it was so boring. When he awoke....

...he was in a bathtub filled with ice, missing a kidney. He ran to an ER populated with Chansey and had an emergency transplant. Little did he know that while he was under, one of the Chansey...

...pulled of it's mask and was actually one of the Milankts! "your kidney will suffice as payment." Mudkip was happy, because now he could get that Snorlax from last page to move out of the way. Mudkip walked out of the ER with the Miltank, and saw...

....A pikachu asleep on the road, Mudkip went up to it and ....

...began singing a song about quesidellas. When the Pikachu had had enough...

Thought to himself what to do. So he asked the Miltank to use...

...Rollout and punish the Mudkip for his singing. Right beofre the Miltank began to attack, a wild...

...West drama came on on a nearby TV, and everybody dropped everything and watched it. Afterwards...

They Continued. Finally the confuse miltank (They were confuse from watching the show) .....

...decided to finally go with Mudkip to see the snorlax, But when they got there...

The snorlax ambushed the mudkip! Once mudkip woke up, he was in...

...Hell. The Mudkip struck a deal with Satan (who turned out to be the ugly offspring of Arceus and Darkrai) and was able to return to the upper crust of the Earth in exchange for...

...The snorlax, so he decided to band together with Miltank and that sleeping Pikachu to see if they could get the snorlax, But on their way to the snorlax they got ambushed by....

A wild Pokemon trainer! Once mudkip skillfully caught the trainer, he decided to...

A Stantler and his imaginary friend, Dr. Steeveetyne. The Stantler announced, "FiSh DoN'T rUn FoR mAyOr!1!1!1!" The Miltank, a licenced therapist as well as a surgeon, treated all of the Stantler's mental ills. He joined the party of 3 to make it a 4, and they became THE FIRST EXPLORATION TEAM!!!!! Meanwhile, regarding the Snorlax...

Quadcentro, I know you can catch non-Pokémon objects in Pokéballs, but I was here first, and mine is funnier.

Well Emperor you seem to have butchered the smooth flow we had going. I shall continue from Quad's post...

...use the Trainer as a distraction against the army of Poliwhirls guarding the Snorlax. Once Mudkip and Co. reached the locked cage Snorlax was in, Miltank...

...Simply decided to use milkdrink, Unfortunatly the snorlax stole the milk before Miltank drank, Making the Miltank furious, Miltank then woke the pikachu up. Pikachu woke up and.......

Used Volt-Tackle! Unfortunately, Pikachu tripped flat on its face while running. So instead, it used...

...Tail Whip. (inb4 FANSERVICE) This made the Snorlax hungry for Pika-meat, and strong enough to rip the door of the cage off.

I don't even know what it is, but I'm eatin' it!

...After the incident, the mudkip said no and they all decided to have a picnic to get rid of Snorlax's hunger. Then, all of a sudden, pokemon trainer Gold threw a great ball at mudkip, caught it, and....

...ate the ball. The Mudkip had been zombified.

Then spit it out, told god to un-zombie-fied it. And then train with Mudkip in poke battles, Mudkip now knew that he wasn't lonely anymore and now had a poke family.

The end...

OR WAS IT

...And he fell into a depression, being a lonely MARSHTOMP. He wasn't a meme anymore.

But then, as luck would have it, he found the girl of his dreams...

...Who was the Puddle Queen from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

As she beckoned him closer like a succubus-Dusclops, it seemed that all hope was lost.

Trainer Gold used a great ball, and caught the puddle queen and droped the ball over a pool of lava. Puddle Queen was dead, but then, a wild SPONGEBOB APPEARED!!!

Marshstomp now had to battle it....

So he used muddy water! But spongebob didn't get hurt a bit so he (spongebob)used...

SING!!!

F is for friends who do stuff together

U is for U and me

N is for anywhere and anytime at all

* did OVER 9000 damage!

Gold then chose Micheal Jackson to switch out to...

Use Thriller. The move/dance/song was so graphic for a little kid-like... uh... CREATURE such as sponge bob, that sponge bob imploded! After Marshtomp was revived and Gold cured itself of confusion...

...The Puddle Queen was reincarnated as Squidward, and killed Pokemon Trainer Gold! After Squidward retreated to Lake Acuity, Marshtomp decided to...

...take on Squidward and he accepted but then...

...Marshtomp was teleported to the Distortion World, and Giratina ate him. But then...

...Giratina threw up Marshtomp. Marshstomp asked if he wasn't feeling well and he said...

..."No, and everytime I throw up, I destroy a bit of your world." Suddenly, Giratina threw up again and blew up the town of...

The Mushroom Kingdom, Bikini Bottom, and and even destroyed a chocolate bar while at the process. Marshstomp then got back to the normal world and....

Patrick beat him up for eating his chocolate bar.

Running to a Pokemon Center to heal, Marshtomp found the dead body of GrassPokemonFTL. He decided to...

Run away screaming because he was florophobic and he was worried that GrassPokemonFTL would come to life and eat him.

But unfortunately, GrassPokemonFTL reincarnated, killed GrassPokemonFTW, and tried to fry the Marshtomp with his Heatran. The Marshtomp was...

Relieved, for he thought grasspokemonFTL used grass types.

Marshtomp pwn'd the Heatran and began reading the Jake Hunter Novel "Who Ate All The Damn Pizza Rolls I Swear To God I'm Going To Shoot You In Your Stupid Face If You Ate Them All" (With special second story "The Case Of The Girl Who Was Shot In Her Stupid Face").

Suddenly, a random Abomasnow came out of nowhere and smashed his arm on the Marshtomp. He passed out, dropping his book into a nearby pond. He woke up, 5 hours later, inside of a...

a... We don't know what it was, but he escaped from it and found himself in...

a piece of pie about to be eaten by Arceus. The Marshtomp, in a dire predicament, evolved into Swampert and...

...fought Arceus with his deadly....

APOCALYPSE PONIES.

The Arceus, blinded by the apocalyptic ponies, fainted and Swampert grew to Level 99. He ate the rest of the giant pie which resulted in...

Every black hole and white hole in the universe ceasing to exist.

The Swampert walked around, completely forgetting what he was supposed to be doing, but ended up getting assaulted by...

GRASS! GRASS EVERYWHERE!

"OH NOEZ!" Swampert said.

Soon the Swampert figured out it was a Sceptile trying to attack him by using frenzy plant.

He ate the Frenzy Plant.

Hey, not cool.

The Frenzy Plant started to infest the inside of the Swampert, but suddenly, who should come along but...

EPICMANGUYBEASTTHINGY! The EMGBT sliced Swampert open and removed the Frenzy Plant, not forgetting to sew him up afterwards.

Thanking the EMGBT, he went along on his way. However, he found that one stich was loose, and tried to fasten it to himself, but something went wrong. Swampert had accidentally...

...disemboweled himself and wound up in Limbo.

Where he played Limbo with the Grim reaper (who didn't see THAT coming?)

Swampert lost and was forced to be a demon forever.

Then, Jesus Christ saved Swampert and Swampert was now in the real world again and casted a spell for Swampert not to be taken by the devil himself or at all...

Swampert then ate his toe.

for Jesus' spell had a cannibalistic side-effect.

Swampert started to wander the earth for more nummy Swamperts.

Swampert suddenly saw HSOWA going on in Valor Lakefront. He ran off, his eyes bleeding to death, but ended up in...

China. He wound up feeling somebody's hair.

The someone said
深化管理 洁净网上空间——信息产业部加强互联网管理综述
which meant "Let go of my mustache!" in Chinese.

Angered, Swampert fired his laz0r at the Chinese guy. Swampert somehow managed to grow to Level 101 through the usage of...

STEROIDS.

But using steroids caused ridiculous side effect, which caused massive hair growth deep within his...

Stomach.

Luckily his bowel hair helped cleanse his digestive tract from the toe he recently ate.

He then realized that he couldn't digest properly with those hairs.

Then he set out on a quest to find someone to cure his Bowel hair problem.

He soon found...

A AT-AT.

EDIT: An AT-AT

Suddenly a random spaceship appeared from nowhere and destroyed the AT-AT. Then the spaceship flew off and hit a mountain. Then Swampert...

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...Opened the spaceship and found an Irken invader. The invader said "You are totally reading this right now, yet you cannot understand it!"

As a result, Swampert used surf against the Irken Invader. After the Invader melted, Swampert decided to...

Commit suicide. But something went horribly wrong, as...

There appeared the Irken's SIR, which cut the rope/broke the gun/emptied the pill bottle/filled the empty pool. The SIR said "Jhonen Vasquez is god, and he won't let you die. EVER. Also, REVIVE MY IRKEN OR I WILL STAB YOU 37 TIMES IN THE CHEST!"

So, Swampert ran to a PokeMart and bought a Revive. As he ran back, he tripped over a...

oddish. Swampert was angry with the oddish, so he ate it. After that tasty snack, the gastly of oddish tagged along with Swampert. After that, Swampert and his newly eaten friend decided to...

Eat him, and now swampert is now the gastly of swampert now. Then a spearow appeared and then...

Started a loop.

But then somone shot the spearow and Swampert ate him.