Once upon a time, there were four people: Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.

Wherever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it. Consequently, Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.

Who on earth would name their child Everybody, Somebody, Nobody or Anybody?

Ruby and Crystal are names you know, well before pokemon came out.

This is a confusing story.

So, did Somebody do the job?

But does Nobody do the job everytime, because that isn't fair on Nobody.

This is amusing to read but confusing to understand.

Nobody is n00b he shouldn't have done anybody's work.