Charizard98 reviews Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing

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1. Charizard98 said on May 20, 2010, 07:21:32 PM (-07:00)

Volcarona
732 posts

It's time to review Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing!

*Off review*
2010

Charizard98: *sigh* I wonder what game I should review next. *looks at collection* AH-HA!

Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing WITH BANJO-KAZOOIE! DAMN IT though!

Everyone says this game is related to Mario Kart Wii and I'm SICK OF IT! That's it! I will make a time machine and kill Shigeru Miyamoto from ever creating the Mario Kart franchise!

*gets to work*

*Rocky theme starts*

CLING! CLANG!
Charizard98: DONE!

*activates time machine*

Charizard98: Well, here it goes. *jumps into the time machine* Set it to 1995 and there!

WHOA!

1995

Charizard98: OMGWTF happened!? Oh! 1995, it worked!

*gasp* There's Shigeru Miyamoto! :O Ready...aim....FIRE! *shoots Shigeru Miyamoto* *runs*

*guards run after Charizard98*

*Charizard98 gets back into time machine*

2010

Charizard98: PHEW! Now let's review Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing!

*??? throws a suitcase at Charizard98*

???: *chuckles*

COURT IS NOW IN SESSION!

*on review*

Charizard98: Ugh! Huh?

Phoenix Wirght: Well if it isn't Charizard98!

Charizard98: Aw man!

Phoenix Wirght: You killed Shigeru Miyamoto ,but before we talk about that.... review Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing!

Charizard98: ?... Okay. Well, it's time to review Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing finally!

Well, the gameplay is-

Phoenix Wright: ORIGINAL! *cough*

Charizard98: Yeah! And I love this game! It has 20 AWESOME tracks! 22 AWESOME characters with the bonus of Banjo Kazooie!

I really liked to race as Billy Hatcher, Shadow, or Beat. The tracks design is EXCELLENT! I also really liked the game overall.

Phoenix Wright: ... OBJECTION!

Charizard98: ?

Phoenix Wright: Talk about the *cough* All-Stars!

Charizard98: Okay, well I think all the All Stars are GREAT! And that they really do help you out along the track. My favorite track was Lost Palace.

Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing DESERVES A BUY!

Phoenix Wright:... Is that all you have to say?

Charizard98: Yes, that's all.

Phoenix Wright: Your honor is this guy guilty for killing Shigeru Miyamoto.

Judge: ... No, he has to prove that he feels sorry for Miyamoto. He either plays a crappy game or goes to jail!

Charizard98: I want to review a crappy game if that means I have to survive this!

Phoenix Wright: Here's the game!

Charizard98: ...:O

To be continued!

OVERALL: 8.5/10
BUY!!!

2. Yoshi648 said on May 20, 2010, 07:54:07 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

There is a difference between a review and a paragraph of basic info and a story that has maybe one sentence of game info.

3. OMGITSJAD said on May 20, 2010, 08:05:36 PM (-07:00)

Shaymin
2,490 posts

You do realise that if you killed Shigeru Miyamoto, S&SA:R would cease to exist?

Also, what Yoshi said. I respect that you wrote a lot, but there's a difference between a whatever you did and a review, though it comes pretty close to one. You need to analyze things more instead of saying it deserves a buy & it's score. Look at certain aspects and rate them respectively, then w/e scores you got, tally them into a single number & divide that number by however many sections you used. That's your final score.

4. Charizard98 said on May 20, 2010, 10:32:43 PM (-07:00)

Volcarona
732 posts

Quote:

Originally Posted by OMGITSJAD

You do realise that if you killed Shigeru Miyamoto, S&SA:R would cease to exist?

Also, what Yoshi said. I respect that you wrote a lot, but there's a difference between a whatever you did and a review, though it comes pretty close to one. You need to analyze things more instead of saying it deserves a buy & it's score. Look at certain aspects and rate them respectively, then w/e scores you got, tally them into a single number & divide that number by however many sections you used. That's your final score.

lol. I'll fix it and make it a more of a review.