Hi, I'm Prof. Birch. I am a friend of Luxray(13579). I like Pokémon after a few months ago she turned me into a Pokémon freak. I like Lucario, Palkia and Arceus. Lux has taught me a lot about Pokémon. I'm no noob. I have wi-fi, but don't really know how to use it (yet). If you have any questions just ask!

Hey, Welcome Spe- I mean Professor Birch! Have fun.

Do you study Pokémon as a profession?

I do study pokémon and getting HG helped alot with pokémon geography for the Kanto and Johto regions

Welcome to Victory Road.

The only real name I can think of starting with S-p-e is Spencer is that your name?

Welcome to Victory Road!
Hope you have an awesome time here!

YOU IMPOSTER
YOU DON'T STUDY POKÉMON AS A PROFESSION
Even if you aren't the guy who got haxxed by a Zigzagoon, you're still welcome.

Welcome to victory Road.

Welcome to Victory Road professor.

Hello welcome to the Site
Thanks for giving me a Torchic 7 Years ago
Anyway Professor, I didn't tell you but my Torchic became a Blaziken... and its level 100!
So I took it with me to the Sinnoh Region.. I beat another Evil team and got to meet new Legendary Pokemon.
I also became the Champion of the Sinnoh Region, my Mom is booking tickets for me for a new Region! *cough* B/W *cough*

Hello professor! Enjoy your time here in Victory Road!

Hello and welcome to the region of Victory Road.
I'm sure you'll meet lots of new Pokémon friends here

Welcome to the forums, Birch.

Welcome to the Road of Victory(Remember to bring lots of max repels)

Welcome! A friend of a friend is my friend! That means you're my friend.

Hello there and welcome, friend of Luxray!

hello welcome to victoryraod have fun

Professor Birch? God, I loved Emerald to death.

Anyways, as your friend Lux may have told you, I am the most awesome thing to ever exist.

Seriously though, welcome to the forums. Be sure to read the rules here. Oh, and I'm still awesome.

Thanks you guys are all so kind.

Welcome to Victory Road Prof. Birch. Yes, it may sound very familiar to you but I assure you... this path will take you to places that you cannot imagine. Just be sure to stay active, have fun, read the rules and follow them!

If you do this... we won't turn your Research Lab inside out, ;P

And I second what Ningamer said a few posts above mines.

Spencer, amirite?
Ohai and Welcome to Victory Road. Don't get to astonished by the Pokedopt eggs though.

So where did you get those starter pokemon from?

Welcome Professor!
welcome to Victory road.x3

Welcome. Best be watching out for poochyena. (I might send one after you)

Welcome to this road of over whelming victoryness.

By the way, if Lugia starts following you, don't panic and give it a pat on the head. It loves pats on the head.