Alright, let's see what I have done on this list:
1. Change ISP. Yep, we use Cox, not AOL.
2. Installing programs on my computer. Oh yes, because even though there are plenty of programs that were developed by people in their own free time and distributed for free on their own website, they are all obviously evil. Oh GIMP, you are so helpful in helping me hack into everyone's bank account.
3. Oh yes, because I want more RAM in my system to make it run faster or I need a new harddrive to store more stuff, I'm obviously using it for evil.
4. Yes, as CS major I read books about programming (obviously all for evil).
5. Oh yes, I spend WAY more then 30 minutes on a computer per day. But obviously I always have a command prompt open and never looking at things like video game news, reading/talking with people here on the forum, getting Lego ideas, etc.
6. Oh yes, all games are actually secret underground places where hackers talk. Cat, GreenMan and I play a game of Halo every now and then, but instead of killing each other and having fun, we talk about hacking into our school's computer system.
7. Because everyone who has a negative attitude obviously hacks and doesn't have any other social issues.
8. I have used Linux in school for programming assignment, and our server (where all of our files are stored) also runs on Linux.
9. If you wear baggy pants or bright colors you are a hacker. End discussion.
10. Ah, who doesn't love blaming computers/video games for their downfalls.
Hmm, I follow 7 of those. OMA I AM A HACKER SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE I AM A MENACE TO SOCIETY!!!!!11111
Seriously though, this is funny. I love it when people try to back themselves up with false data. Makes them look like even more of a moron. In fact, with all the stuff I learned from my Public Speaking class I could really point out how this guy fails.
