Don't put me in the toaster.

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1. Bread said on March 13, 2010, 11:39:04 PM (-08:00)

Servine
59 posts

It just isn't nice. How would you like to be burned to a crisp, just for the enjoyment of a hearty breakfast? Exactly. "Evolving" into Toast just isn't fun, and can't you just enjoy me the way I am? Why must you change me, why must I abide to your standards? I'm just as good as Toast! I might not give you the joyful warmth of a morning meal, but when it's lunch time...and you're craving a sandwich? I'm there. Always. I don't require you to drain your electricity bill, I'm perfect straight out of the package.

*Sigh*

Regardless, hi.

2. Cat333Pokémon said on March 14, 2010, 12:08:28 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

I must be completely honest. That was one of the best introduction topics I've seen here.

Anyway, welcome!

3. UltimaRaichu said on March 14, 2010, 12:42:35 AM (-08:00)

Haxorus
369 posts

i love soft bread
but toast takes away the deliciosness

4. Magmaster12 said on March 14, 2010, 04:16:52 AM (-07:00)

Rayquaza
4,872 posts

Welcome to Victory Road.

5. Jaredvcxz said on March 14, 2010, 05:19:15 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cat333Pokémon

I must be completely honest. That was one of the best introduction topics I've seen here.

Anyway, welcome!

I second this motion, captain!

6. Luxray13579 said on March 14, 2010, 07:25:29 AM (-07:00)

Shaymin
2,679 posts

Welcome to Victory road. The chocolate fountain is over there *points to left*. (Chocolate tastes good on bread.)

7. Yoshi648 said on March 14, 2010, 07:56:14 AM (-07:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

Mmm.....bread *makes sandwich*

Welcome to Victory Road!

8. Shadow said on March 14, 2010, 08:23:45 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,209 posts

Great. We have Bread, now we just need Cheese.

Anyways, welcome to the Victory Road community.
Enjoy your time, and do not loaf around

9. Fubab_107 said on March 14, 2010, 09:00:40 AM (-07:00)

Shaymin
2,682 posts

Aren't you in a closet?

10. SK said on March 14, 2010, 09:17:30 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,238 posts

Bread, your name is an epic win. A 110%. A 12/10. Whatever you call it, it's freaking awesome!

Welcome to the forums.

Shadow, the was a horrible pun! xD

11. piexing said on March 14, 2010, 11:02:20 AM (-07:00)

Volcarona
597 posts

I'll try to resist the temptation to turn you into a golden-brown piece of delicious and slather you with strawberry preserves.

12. Bread said on March 14, 2010, 11:03:32 AM (-07:00)

Servine
59 posts

Thanks. ^_^

...and who says there aren't laptops in the closet? *Points at the glow coming off the screen.*

13. LiteTheIronMan said on March 14, 2010, 08:20:57 PM (-07:00)

Shaymin
2,854 posts

Toasters toast toast.

You made a reference to sandviches. You will not survive long here, for I will chew you with my teeth, swallow you through my throat, then slowly digest you, and then after that I don't want to talk about it anymore.

Welcome to the forums.

14. The Spirit of Time said on March 15, 2010, 01:05:06 AM (-07:00)

Rayquaza
3,934 posts

Yum! A Bread!

Welcome my dear food!

15. Sunny said on March 15, 2010, 05:28:13 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,136 posts

Your resistance only makes my hunger stronger! :V

That was without a doubt the best introduction yet. =p