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1. alternateshadow300 said on January 30, 2010, 06:22:27 PM (-08:00)

Haxorus
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Yeah, I said it! They're plain stupid! The have the dumbest titles in the history of movies.

Their characters are as dumb as the movie itself. Seriously, every girl movie has to have:
A.) Girls always complaining about being a virgin
B.) Stupid humor
C.) Some random homosexual dude that doesn't appear but only once
D.) All of the above

To any girl here:
I mean no offense, I'm just stating how I feel.

2. Cat333Pokémon said on January 30, 2010, 08:59:20 PM (-08:00)

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Sounds like you're referring to the classic idea of a "chick flick".

3. LiteTheIronMan said on January 30, 2010, 10:27:14 PM (-08:00)

Shaymin
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I've been dragged to so many of those by my mother/relatives (I have a lot of aunts, and like, no uncles) that I can tell you the entire plot of every single chick flick.

1. Boy meets girl
2. Boy goes out with girl
3. Girl meets other boy
4. Boy 1 ends up doing a jackass move and pisses off girl
5. Girl falls for boy 2 but then realizes that boy 2 is more of an idiot than boy 1
6. Cue rainy night scene where boy 1 takes a cab to girl's apartment and pleads for forgiveness
7. Marriage or something

I'm done.

4. Magmaster12 said on January 31, 2010, 04:29:11 AM (-08:00)

Rayquaza
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Most of them are pretty bad like the Bratz movie was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

5. Jaredvcxz said on January 31, 2010, 04:38:39 AM (-08:00)

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Quote:
Originally Posted by LiteTheIronMan View Post
I've been dragged to so many of those by my mother/relatives (I have a lot of aunts, and like, no uncles) that I can tell you the entire plot of every single chick flick.

1. Boy meets girl
2. Boy goes out with girl
3. Girl meets other boy
4. Boy 1 ends up doing a jackass move and pisses off girl
5. Girl falls for boy 2 but then realizes that boy 2 is more of an idiot than boy 1
6. Cue rainy night scene where boy 1 takes a cab to girl's apartment and pleads for forgiveness
7. Marriage or something

I'm done.
OR AN ALTERNATE VERSION:

1 Boy meets girl
2 Boy cheats on girl
3. Girl goes depressed and stuff
4. Girl does the stork summoning dance with some guy and gets a baby in the mail, further complicating life.
5. Boy comes back to save the day



And have you ever noticed that a lot of girl movies portray men as these idiotic, bumbling bafoons?


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It took me 10 minutes to find that...

6. The Spirit of Time said on January 31, 2010, 07:10:54 AM (-08:00)

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Noticing that some people are talking about sex, I would like to inform everyone that posting anything related to that will cause an infraction and the post to be edited/deleted. Stay on tooic and navigate breaking rules. Thank you for understanding.

7. James said on January 31, 2010, 08:10:10 AM (-08:00)

Volcarona
665 posts

Hmm... Chick flicks fail epicly. I don't even see hot girls in them. o.O lol

8. Alakazamaster said on January 31, 2010, 09:07:19 AM (-08:00)

Kyurem
2,366 posts

When you think about it though, the directors were smart to make the main character an empty shell so that girls can put themselves into that spot and feel for the character. This is probably why (most) guys hate them so much, since they can't relate and just find the movies stupid (like me!).

9. FreezeWarp said on January 31, 2010, 02:22:40 PM (-08:00)

Kyurem
2,186 posts

I would disagree generally; Chick Flicks written by old male writers generally are as you described (same reason half the stuff on Nickelodeon is so corny), but a lot of chick flicks, like "Dear John" and "The Notebook" (I've only seen the latter) are very touching. I personally don't care to watch them en masse, but they really are great movies, especially if you have your girlfriend with you.

I am a heterosexual guy, by the way.

10. Jaredvcxz said on January 31, 2010, 04:12:58 PM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

I liked how you ended that. I lol'd.



And I saw "the lake house", which was pretty good. But for the most part, they're pretty generic.

11. alternateshadow300 said on February 1, 2010, 03:26:15 PM (-08:00)

Haxorus
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Spirit of Time View Post
Noticing that some people are talking about sex, I would like to inform everyone that posting anything related to that will cause an infraction and the post to be edited/deleted. Stay on tooic and navigate breaking rules. Thank you for understanding.
I'm being appropriate. I never said anything about that, all I said was homosexual...

12. LiteTheIronMan said on February 1, 2010, 03:27:57 PM (-08:00)

Shaymin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alternateshadow300 View Post
I'm being appropriate. I never said anything about that, all I said was homosexual...
No, Jared brought it up, then he was reminded to edit his post to remove any comments regarding sexuality. You're good to go.

13. Winter said on February 2, 2010, 07:42:16 AM (-08:00)

Charizard
106 posts

There's a very simple idea to surviving a chick flick if you're ever brought to one... bring an MP3 player with some death metal.

14. Jaredvcxz said on February 2, 2010, 01:05:23 PM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,185 posts

One of my friends did that for Twilight.

But if you really get into the storyline, quite a few of them are pretty good.




A few.



EDIT: Yes, I have friends. SHOCKING!

15. Ningamer said on February 2, 2010, 02:31:16 PM (-08:00)

Giratina
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Magmaster12 View Post
Most of them are pretty bad like the Bratz movie was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Wait, wait, wait wait WAIT WAIT WAIT! You bothered to WATCH the Bratz movie?! WHAT?! I'm now gonna go Resetti on yo ass!

16. piexing said on February 2, 2010, 03:14:47 PM (-08:00)

Volcarona
597 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Winter View Post
There's a very simple idea to surviving a chick flick if you're ever brought to one... bring an MP3 player with some death metal.
Isn't that paying seven dollars (Is it seven dollars? I never go to movies so I wouldn't know. :3) to do something I could do for free? Luckily, I'll never be brought to one. Evar. Scientology holds the solution; if anyone tries to make you watch a chick flick, cut off the relationship, whether it's your girlfriend, your mother, or your grandfather.

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