DO EET

I gave my number to a pickle because I was high.

I murdered a fork because I was drunk.

I danced with my brother because that's how I roll.

I gave my number to a sock because that's what I do.

I choked on a soda because I was drunk.
...
Wait, was the soda spiked or something?

I kissed an iPod because I'm hot and I'll do what I want. (That sounds like me alright.)

I kissed a goat because I'm stupid.

lol.

I ate my neighbor because I was high.

They told me he would taste like chicken...

I'm guessing a striped shirt goes under Other, so...

I hugged my dad because that's what I do.

I kissed a stuffed animal because I was high.

i shot my best friend cause i'm hot and i do what i want

I hugged a Mexican because I hate myself

I murdered a llama because I was high...
I'm dangerous!

I fell in love with a dog because I was drunk.

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffff

I ate a sock because I hate myself.




It was yum, though

I smacked my dog because that's how I roll.

D:

I shot my psychiatrist because that's how I roll.

I ate a DVD player because that's how I roll.

Haha, I saw this on Memebase a couple days ago.

I gave my number to a weirdo because I was high.

I gave my phone number to my sister because I was drunk

wot

I gave my number to a policeman because I'm stupid.
Wow!

I smacked a weirdo because I'm hot and I do what I want.

wat

I choked on an iPod because I'm retarded. XD

I sung to a DVD player because I was drunk