I guess I'll just say "I'm new here!" for fear of making this post sound (read?) weird. I've known about Victory Road for a while and recently decided to join because it seemed like a nice place to have discussions with like-minded people.

So, yeah. Hi!

>nice place
eh
>to have discussions
double eh
>like-minded people
PFFFFFFFFFF

Don't worry, you'll be fine here. Just stay away from that Velociraptor78 person. He's weird.
Anyways, I'm obligated by law and laser-cannon to paste unto you; The Victory Road New User's Guide. Load 'em up, Dan.
LOADING FILE VR-New-User-Guide.txt
100% JoJ
Welcome to Victory Road! Besides the regular rules, there are a few other unwritten rules you should follow.
1. LiteTheIronMan (who you will be meeting shortly) is the ultimate awesome.
2. Never question the authority of LiteTheIronMan, or any other moderator or administrator for that matter.
3. When in doubt, ask LiteTheIronMan.
4. If still in doubt, ask on the help boards.
5. If in doubt once more, you're either an idiot idort or just plain asking for it. Go back to rule number one. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 200 experience points.

I can't think of a creative response so...

I'll just say "Welcome!" for fear of sounding like an idiot idort like my good friend Vel just up there.

(He does have a point about us being "like-minded people", though :3)

Now, what Veloci there does is copypaste that VR User Guide deal and posts it in every intro thread known to VRkind, but now that I'm an admin it's true.

So welcome to VR. I'm LiteTheIronMan and you're not. And I'm awesome. So I can help with things.

Welcome, and stay away from Dragiiin.

Welcome to VR, broski.

Welcome~ C:

Stay away from Lite. He's a poo.

You didn't welcome the new user

That's what you did

welcome new user

No creative title?




(nah, welcome to the site)