Run for cover. I have arrived.

Welcome to Victory Road!...?

Don't worry, I'm not actually dangerous. Or am I? Heeheeheehee...
Seriously, though, I couldn't be dangerous if I was loaded down with weapons. That's just who I am.

Bienvenue sur la route de la victoire

I like cello. And Pokemon. And French.

Welcome to Victory Road

Sono confus

RANDO GO AWAY BEFORE THE PADLOCK POLICE GET HERE
Before that happens...

Hey there, I'm Vel, this forum's resident Rotom fanatic and Latias *cough*er. Ignore all the rules, they're just there to tell you what to d*shot*

Alright, alright, I'll stick to the script. Mmm, shell script.
LOAD 'EM UP, DAN...
VR-New-User-Guide.txt
100% JoJ

Welcome to Victory Road! Besides the regular rules, there are a few other unwritten rules you should follow.
1. LiteTheIronMan (who you will be meeting shortly) is the ultimate awesome.
2. Never question the authority of LiteTheIronMan, or any other moderator or administrator for that matter.
3. When in doubt, ask LiteTheIronMan.
4. If still in doubt, ask on the help boards.
5. If in doubt once more, you're either an idiot or just plain asking for it. Go back to rule number one. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 200 experience points.

Anyways, shouldn't you be hiding from us, on account of the being a Boo and hiding from Mario and all?
Or maybe it's only when you see Mario...
*puts on Mario mask*
It's-a me, Mario! I have-a a Italian accent-a!
Where's-a me fre-a-king pizza!

So.

The guy who posted above me is my lead propagandist, Veloci. We at Lite the Iron Man Industries suggest that you do not heed his advice.

...Actually I lied. You want to listen to him. Unless stated otherwise. And I'll state otherwise.

So yeah welcome.

Rules are always the same... Sometimes they're slightly different, but most of the time they're obvious. If they're not, I'll figure it out when I break it.

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Originally Posted by Velociraptor78 Hey there, I'm Vel, this forum's resident Rotom fanatic and Latias *cough*er. Ignore all the rules, they're just there to tell you what to d*shot*

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Originally Posted by Velociraptor78 Anyways, shouldn't you be hiding from us, on account of the being a Boo and hiding from Mario and all? Or maybe it's only when you see Mario... *puts on Mario mask* It's-a me, Mario! I have-a a Italian accent-a! Where's-a me fre-a-king pizza!

Welcome to Victory Road! I suppose you want to stay away from all the Mario members.

*cough*LucarioMario*cough*