Yep, its another semi-game/chat thread. Some of you might have seen this thread in other forums before. Lets see if this takes off like my food thread :/

So it goes liek this:

Person 1:
Would you rather eat a spider or a rat?

Person 2:
*Answers and posts another question*

(BTW - Go ahead, be as morbid as your evil little mind desires.. Just dont break a rule or anything.)

Side note: To reduce incidents of ninja-ing, be aware of when traffic in VR is heavy and please do take note of who is currently viewing the thread as well in the bar down below. If you dont desperately want to answer the previous question, answer later.

SO, next person, would you rather eat a raw chilli pepper whole, or accidentally blow drink out your nose.

Accidentally blow a drink out of my nose.

Would you rather be a fan of the Playstation 3 or the X-Box 360?

Playstation 3. Duh.

Would you rather have the internet taken from you forever or hug a booger monster?

hug a booger monster
multiple choice: is kurusu's previouse answer correct. a) no b) no

My imaginary answer, yes.

Would you rather Listen to Miley Cyrus, or play some Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde for the NES?

play some Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde for the NES?
would you rather be kiked in to the spartans pit to hell or have no acess to electronics for the rest of your life

Have no electronics for the rest of your life. I HAS BROKEN THE RULES OF STOOFZ!

Would you rather have a Lucario, or a Zekrom?

Zekrom, as in bleep it Zekrom, stop ninjaing me!

Would you rather watch as your crush makes sweet love to your most hated enemy or make sweet love to your most hated enemy?

The first answer?

Would rather be Ninja'd by me, or be Ninja'd by yourself?

ninja'd by mahself
would you rather see a double rainbow or kick someone into the spartans pin to hell while yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!"

The spartan option.

Did I ninja Kurusu?

...

kick someone into the spartans [sic] pin [sic] to hell while yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

Would you rather be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris or eaten by a Snorlax?

snorlax
would you rather be ninja'd by a ninja or be ninja'd by chuck norris

(Wow...I just confused this with the questions...How dandy indeed....)

By a ninja.

GOD DAMMIT NAPPA ZEKROM

Ninja'd by a ninja

Would you rather have to live next to someone who screams "the bird bird bird, the bird is the word" for the rest of your life, or make like a lemming and jump off a cliff?

Hear taht Bird song.

Would you rather have a Wii or an Xbox.

wii
would you rather be kicked or punched by chuck norris

F**KING GOD DA**IT HOW MANY TIMES AM I GONNA BE NINJAD TODAY

Kicked.

Would you rather listen to a bunch of dudes b**ch about how much gen V sucks and that they should return to the original 150, or ingest a gallon of gasoline?

Ingest a gallon of gasoline.

Would you rather have, a buffalo, take a diereah dump in your ear, or be taken back to the past to play the *****y games that suck ass?

Chrome. Usin' it nowz.

SlimKirby or NintendoCaprisun?

NintendoCaprisun

VRC or ChatBox Full

VRC.
Do you prefer to look for new Pokémon news on the official Pokémon and/or Nintendo sites, or fan based sites?

Fan sites! (Serebii/Bulbapedia >>>>>> Pokemon.com)

Would you rather cure cancer and aids or live the rest of your life as a sexy fire-breathing dragon?

Fan based. If I used the official sites I would've only known about the 5th gen starters for like a month or two, but with fansites i've known for much, much longer.
-----------------Freaking Ninja'd.-----------
The former. The latter would get you killed eventually.

Would you rather my or your question?

lolololol
After a whole night of being ninja'd, I actually ninja'd someone myself.

Uh... mine?

Would you rather be Jimmy Neutron or Numbuh One?

Umm... ummm.... ummmm.... JM, I guess, cause I get to be super smart.
Hmmm... Would you rather eat llllllotsa spaghetti, or be confined to the icanhascheezeburger.com sites for the rest of your life?

LOSTAH SPAGETEH

Would you rather pee your pants in the middle of a big test and pass or take the test with unsoiled undies and get a zero?

Former.

Northern Ireland or Ireland?

Get a zero :/

Would you rather be forced to escape from a death trap from SAW and live (with hideous deformities and handicaps), or die?

I dunno what SAW is, so the former.

Would you rather die of your best friend killing you, or become Justin Bieber?

Become Justin Bieber

Would you rather live in Unova or Sinnoh?

Sinnoh.

Would you rather be Silver, or Blue for a day?

Blue. Cuz he's bad@$$.

Would you rather go deaf or blind?

deaf
would you rather get run over by an 18 wheeler carrying cinderblocks, or have justin bieber music looping in your head for the rest of your life.

Latter.

Would you rather get publicly shamed, or get banned from VR?

publically shamed
would you rather cut off your limbs and get a million dollars or not cut off your limbs and become poor

Not cut them off.

Would you rather have a Zekrom, or a Jolteon?

Latter.

Latter, or Former. lol

Former. Cuz it'z kool.

To be, or not to be? (That is the question)

Not To be.

Would you rather chop off one of your feet or both of your hands?

One of mah feet.

Would you rather eat a giant bomb, or yourself?

A giant bomb. I'd rather die instantly than slowly from self-ingestion.

Which would you rather be?

Would you rather be or ?

.

Would you rather be
or ?

Would you rather become super gay or super addicted to drugs?

I already am one of them

Would you rather be Chuck Norris or Barack Obama?

Chuck Norris.

Would you rather be stuck staring at Weegee, or stuck getting beating up by Chuck Norris?

Staring at Weegee.

Would you rather go to a Justin Bieber or Ke$ha concert?

Ke$sha.

Would you rather make out for an eternity (Without being able to die) with Justin Bieber or a *****?

...

Would you rather be or

Would you rather be a bee, or a fly?

Bee.

Would you rather be or

Would you rather pick former or latter?

Former.

Would you rather be or ?

I'd rather have you stop being repetitive.

Would you rather be a hobo, or eat a hobo?

****, that's a hard one.

Be a hobo?

Would you rather be a *shot*
Spoon or Spork?

Spork.

Would you rather eat your best friend, or your girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend, so I'd say... my girlfriend.

Which means I don't have to eat anybody.

Would you rather eat toilet paper or the Sunday newspaper?

MMM...Sunday Newspaper..Yum...

Would you rather become God or become Chuck Norris?

That's a trick question. They're both the same person.

Would you rather have constant explosive flatulence your entire life or explosive diarrhea in the middle of class every Monday, Tuesday and Thursday for the rest of your school career?

Explosive Diarrea. At least it won't happen as often.

Would you rather eat endless fire or endless pee?

Pee.

Would you rather admit to fibbing on that purity test on Floatzel.net, or do nothing but fib about everything for ever?

^ The question of impossible.

Would you rather do homework for the rest of your life or stay in a dark room forever?

Homework.

Serebii or Bulbapedia, for evar?

Bulbapedia. It gots moar stuffz.

Would you rather live in Castelia City or... nowait, no city's better than that.

Would you rather listen to the Barney theme song forever or watch Two Girls One Cup forever?

I'm only choosing Barney because I have no idea what Two Girls One Cup is (And judging by the title, I have a feeling it's not going to be something pretty).

Would you rather be teleported into the Brawl universe just to get ripped apart by Giga Bowser or jump off a thousand feet high cliff onto a bunch of sharp, jagged spikes?

Giga bowser for sure.

Would you rather be falcon pawnched by Captain falcon or get barrel roll'd by peppy?
WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE. YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I. A FULL COMMITMENT WHAT I'M THINKIN' OF.

Barrel roll.

Would you rather play your least favorite video game 48 hours straight or not be able to play your top five favorite video games for a month?

The one to not play top 5. I can always pick my top 6!
Would you rather turn into Weegee or turn into troll face?

Would you rather shut up and drink your prune juice or lick Robotnik's... face?

Prune juice. DEFINITELY!

Would you rather rather or you?

Hm, thats a tough one.. well, after much thinking, I pick... Rather..

WYR, Have legs and arms switched, or a finger for a nose

I'll choose a finger for a nose as long as it's an index finger.

Would you rather have Chuck Norris round house kick you into a wall or have Chuck Norris throw you into a wall?

ROUNDHOUSE KICK ME BABEH

Would you rather ingest hydrochloric acid or transform into a horrible mutant with two feet on your head and hands where your feet should be?

Mutant.

WYR: Have uncuttable, overgrown nails (4 inches long), or have 3 toes from each foot missing.

3 toes missing.

Would you rather have a nose for an eye or have an eye for a nose?

Um, so it's either a two-nosed cyclops or a three-eyed... not able to... smell... person...

I'd say nose for an eye. I'd rather have horrible depth perception than no sense of smell (and thus no/weaker sense of taste).

Would you rather go to this school or this school?

Elliot's school (Kitty ftw, lol)

Wyr, Whale or Dragonfly, rest of your life.

Dragonfly. Why would I want to live in water?...

Would you rather become AnathemA or become LucarioMario?

I don't know. 030

I don't want to ruin your question, so...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zekrom123 Would you rather become AnathemA or become LucarioMario?

Hmm.. I'm answering my own question. I don't know.

I'll just ask it and have it changed: Would you rather become LucarioMario or Kurusu Lapras?

LucarioMario. That Kurusu guy is really weird. And I bet he has no friends.

Would you rather live in Egypt post-internet or have infinite internets but weigh 5000 lbs and suffer eternal carpal tunnel?

Egypt with no internets. I can just fly out of there. CAUSE I CAN STILL MOVE.

Rest of your life, no internet, or no TV?

FLYING = CHEATING

No TV. TV sucked since like 2004.

Would you rather have a horribly disfigured face or be addicted to drugs (the bad kind)?

Drugs make you go ugly eventually, so.. Disfigured face

WYR be turned into a tree that can talk and grow magic pink apples, or be a shark with 2 heads?

MAGIC TALKING TREE

Youtube or Wikipedia?

Youtube

Johto or Sinnoh? (To live in)

Sinnoh, because Pearl was my first game.

Would you rather be in the Mario universe or the Kirby universe?

Mario. Who doesn't like Mario?

Would you rather kill Sonic or Mario?

I'm surprised you didn't say Kirby.

Mario. I don't like Mario.

Would you rather be the Avatar (of the Nickelodeon variety) or be an Avatar (of the James Cameron variety)?

James Cameron variety. Nickelodeon can suck it, good Nickelodeon died years ago.

WYR: Lose your left hand and right leg, or right hand and left leg

I probably want to choose the former.

Would you rather watch the new spongebob episodes for the rest of your life or watch one of the bad shows from Cartoonnetwork for the rest of your life?

Spongebob.

Would you rather buy a 3DS or an iPhone? (Note: You hypothetically have enough money to buy them in this scenario.)

3DS. I have nobody to call, so I don't need no stinking badges iPhones.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life in a carrot costume (keep in mind you can't take it off to go to the bathroom) or spend the rest of your life watching morbidly obese people make love?

I rather do the Carrot costume. I've already got a fear of obese people...*shudder*

Would you rather play CD-I for the rest of your life or spend the rest of your life playing some Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES)?

CD-I

Would you rather be trapped in the Minotaurs Maze, or the USG Ishimura?

Wut?

*Goes to Random.org*

USG Ishimura.

Would you rather eat that expired milk at the back of your fridge and projectile vomit it on your pet/sibling or slap Kitty in the face?

Milk me, baby! (Did I really just say that? ._.')

Would you rather be shoved into a fire by a magical talking waffle or eat the waffle before you get burned alive, get food poisioning, and die a slow painful death?

I'd rather get food poisioning, that way, I can get to a doctor and get myself cured.

Would you rather go to jail, get kissed by Justin Bieber, or become an Xbox 360 fan?