What's your favorite quote in Gaming? Just as the title says.

Here's some of mine: "Teriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Sonic-SA2.
"Please don't be concerned by any screaming aliens. The screams are how they communicate. Really. I promise." - Dr. Eggman-Sonic Colors


I'm not a havey thinker. I'll post some later. So, what are some of yours?

NOTE: Donot spam "Mal Boi" "No?" Oh Boy!" "I wonder what's for dinner?" ect.

Thank you Mario, But your princess is in another castle!

"That's what this wasteland needs: More women with spunk and explosives!"


"SHUT UP... ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN! Talk with you is... stupid."

"Faker? You're not even-"
"I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!"

"Is never enough is it?"
Company of Heroes
Canadian Infantry say it if you click them too much.

"ANYA.. ITS A GIANT WORM..THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!"
-Marcus Fenix - Gears of War 2

"That thing is probably some sort of raw sewage container, go ahead and rub it all over your face."
-GLaDOS - Portal

"GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK"
-Enraged Pokemon Fans

"Sometimes...I dream about cheese..."
Half Life 2
After Communicating with Rebels in City 17

'May I borrow your earpiece? This is Scout, rainbows make me cry! Over.'
The Spy on dominating a Scout (TF2)

'Hack complete. What did I win?'
Vegas when succesfully hacking a door (Alien Swarm)

'-We go in deep, and we go in hard.
-Shirley, you aren't serious?
-I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley.'
Mile High Club intro (Modern Warfare)

”Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty King of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!“ - Bowser - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

"Well, I suppose I could apologize by letting you smell the bottoms of my feet. People pay good money to do this. I'm being completely honest right now. Really. So? Care to take a whiff of the rich, yet delicate scent of my world-renowned feet?" - Hooktail - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

"It's stupid cold!" - Yoshi kid (partner) - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

""Huuuuurgh! Mt brain hurts! I can't keep up with plot points this complicated!" - Bowser - Super Paper Mario

“BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART. ...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC. DISC NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG. APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS. WAITING FOR PROCESSORS. "404 computer hamsters not found." THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. BEEBLEBLIP! C:/ run query identification C:/ run insult generator C:/ results: go away yeti-lip! CTRL ALT DEL!” - Fracktail - Super Paper Mario

"I HAVE CHORTLES!"
"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless." - Fawful - Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

"AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R BROZ.!"
"NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED" - L33t Hammer Broz - Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time

"Never get out of the car." - Groove Champion - Interstate '76

Anything from GLaDOS

Here's one: "I can't let you do that, Star Fox!"

"Behold, the Aura." and "The Aura, is alive." -Lucario from Brawl

"I HAVE CHORTLES!" -Fawful from M&L: Bowser's Inside Story

I can't exactly remember this one, but...
Bidoof: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
Chatot: W-what are you doing!?
Bidoof: Eating these apples. You want one?
Chatot: Those are Wigglytuff's Perfect Apples! You can't just-Oh my gosh. YOU JUST ATE WIGGLYTUFF'S PERFECT APPLES!! -Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time

"Hey! You there! In front of the TV! Yeah, I know It's pretty obvious who I am, but don't ruin the surprise!"
--Lord Cru-I mean Four-eyes; Paper Mario TTYD

No Sho, Idno? Disappoint.

Gotta Catch 'Em All!
-Pokemon, duh

Lets'a Go!
-Mario

No one lives in the slums because they want to. It's like this train. It can't run anywhere except where its rails take it.
- Cloud
This is from Final Fantasy 7 My favorite RPG of all time This quote has The deepest meaning in the game if you really think about it, People don't do things because they want to but because they have to........

Vice City's quote Dumb Flordia Moron

(Leon)"I was a police officer, but only for a day."
(Luis)"And I thought I was bad."
Conversation between Luis and Leon in Resident Evil 4.

War,War never changes...
-Fallout series

"I ain't yo pappy!" - Funky Phil
"Those who think they can disturb the peace will get a taste of my space fury!" - Drake Redcrest
"But everything's sepia, so we MUST be in the past!" - Telly Vision

DO A BARREL ROLL!

(Wow, he's even kneeling on the floor. He's really intent on this request... However, he's so round... It's hard to tell if he's really kneeling on the floor or not....)- Armaldo, Explorers Of the Sky .

"You spoony bard!" (try to guess it)

Louis: TANK Me: *Kills tank easily* Me: (Screaming in mic) YOU MORON!

DO A BARREL ROLL!

and

FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!

Guess where this comes from:
''I am ERROR''

"Chatot: The Guildmaster and I shall travel as a group...I trust that is all right, Guildmaster?
Wigglytuff: Awwww, I have to go with Chatot!? That's so boooooooooring!
Chatot: Please don't be difficult. Our pairing is a key element to our strategy.
Wigglytuff: ...Meanie."

"Game text: ...thought it was the right one...looking closer, this is...not a Reviver Seed, but a Reviser Seed!
[Pokemon eating the Reviser Seed]:" An 's'?"
Game text: It was a 's', not an 'r'! [Pokemon eating the Reviser Seed] broke out into spontaneous laughter and fainted!"

"Loppuny: So, Wigglytuff, the Unown Key...I trust you still have it?
Wigglytuff: Yay! Yay! A Perfect Apple! Thank you, friendly friends!
*Team Charm sweatdrops*
Gardevoir: Looks like things really haven't changed." ~Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky

''Henry's good people.''

Maffia 2

Sonic: "Eggman! I AM going to save this planet! And I AM going to free these aliens!
No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" -Sonic Colors

Whoever that guy's name is: "*breaks down door* OH YEAH!" -Cave Story

I can't remember this one quite well...
Bowser: "Wait? Why are those two Koopas not shaved?" (idk. He said something about Mario and Luigi not being shaved.)
*Koopas step aside revealing Mario and Luigi in the crowd*
Bowser: "You two!? I told you minions a million times, last one in locks the front door!" -Super Paper Mario

Wolf: "Play times over!"
From Super Smash Bros Brawl.

"Your only friend ever was the Companion Cube, and you killed him. And you are adopted."

-You take a WILD guess

What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood!?!

"If I free you will you marry me?"
"No way!"
"Aw, I thought I had you that time!"
- SA2

Company of Heroes, Rifleman squad if you order them to attack a tank.
"Sir...with no disrespect....are you high?"

Does Still Alive (Portal Credits theme) count? If not...

"HEY! LISTEN!"
Navi, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Not really a quote, but heres an epic piece of dialogue from Dead Space 2.

Ellie: "They're (Necromorphs) swarming in through a hole in the medical deck, at least you wont have to go through there."

P.A. System: "Unexpected obstruction ahead, (train car) shutting down, welcome to the medical deck."

Issac Clarke: "Crap."

Mine is one of the sigma quotes from the X series. It is: But we are always destined to meet aren't we X ? Let the eternal struggle begin !(guess what X game it's from)

This is from GTA 4 Episodes of Liberty City (Lost and Damned) where Johnny has to hi-jack a prison transport bus full of convicts. Note one of the convicts is a cannibal.

*Johnny fights his way onto the bus*
*the cannibal prisoner viciously bites the neck of the guard on board*
Guard: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *dies*
Johnny: Woah!
Cannibal: You're the best tasting thing I've had since I got locked up.
*other convicts stare*
Johnny: That's intense! All right, since we've all uh eaten, we've got a new destination people.

Conker's Bad Fur Day

Haybot: "BUFF YOU, ASS****"

Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep

Ven: "SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW I GOT SO SMAAAALLLLLL!"

Portal

GLaDOS: " 2+2=................10"

+

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Gus:"PAINT?! The rocket is held together paint?! Why is the rocket held together with paint?!"
Oswald":/......
It was kind of a budget issue."
-Epic Mickey

Conker's Bad Fur Day (ending cutscene) :

Conker: So, there I am...king. King of allllllll the land. And who would've thought that. Not me. I guess you know who these guys are know. And I certainly do. I didn't want to know them. And yup, I may be king. And have all the money in the world and all the land. And all that stuff. But you know, I really don't think I want it. I just want to go home, with Berri. And I don't know have a bottle of beer. Hmm...*sigh* Not gonna happen. You know what they say, "The grass is always greener." And, you don't really know what you have....Until it's gone..........GONE......GONE!

Saddest ending and life lesson to a video game ever. I really hope the game has a sequel someday...

Falco: Hands off my prey!
From SSBB.

"Well, off to visit your Mother!"

--Spy after dominating a Scout

"What's the matter, scared?" -Wolf from SSBB

"MY EARS! She'll ruin us all!" -Baby Bowser from Partners in Time. The babies' cries are making my ears bleed.

"NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED" -L33t Hammer Broz

"It is I who added the nuts to that statue!" -Fawful from Bowser Inside Story

Jeez i post on this alot but heres a good one from Mother 3's own Kumatora!

Boney: Woof?
Kumatora: JUST TAKE A DAMN SHOWER ALREADY!!

Conker: Eat lead, mother buzzer.

Also

Squirrel General: I don't know what I've been told, do do do do do do do, uh... I don't know what I've been told do do do...**** that shi*

*From Jak & Daxter: The Precursor Legacy*
Daxter: Hey baby! Whaddya say we go cruisin' on this A-Grav Zoomer?
Keira: ... Rule number one: I don't date animals.
Daxter: Ah, you don't know what you're missing! Hahah!
*Jak smacks Daxter upside the head*

*A couple from Halo 3*
Elite: One word for you: uhbuddidubuddidideh.

Grunt: It's just the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doin' half the time!
Grunt: I'll cross my fingers, and... aw, crap! I don't have enough fingers!

I especially like the last two. XD

(Earthbound)
Man: "I heard Venus made an appearance at the Runaway Five. I missed her 'cause I went to the bathroom. I'll hate bathrooms for the rest of my life"

Dr. Andonuts: "Oh, Ness! Jeff wets his bed sometimes"

Cpt.MacMillan:Oi,suzy!

Do you think I'm funny?
Are you laughing at me?
Stop laughing at me!

-Mother 3 Porky Battle

I'll show you the true power of CHAOS CONTROL!

WITNESS THEE ULTIMATE!

-Sonic Adventure 2 Battle Sonic vs Shadow For True Story

You'll pay for thiiiiiiiis!

-Sonic Advance 3 Eggman Bosses

The whole city's on fire!

That tornado's carrying a car!

-Sonic 06 Crisis City

Starcraft Firebat quotes:

- "Need a light?"
- "I love the smell of Napalm!"
- "Are you trying to get invited to my next barbecue?"
- "Got any questions about propane? ...Or, propane accessories?"
- "Slammin'!"
- "Is something burning?" ... "Haha! That's what I thought!"

"I guess it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and minorities first"

The Postal Guy from Postal 2

Year old thread? I'd love to bump it!

Just heard this in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories:

Victor: You're not going to do anything stupid are you man?
Phil: We're breaking into a military base, and I'm drunk. What could be more stupid?

Gah, so many to choose from! Um... I'll have to say this one from UrfEarthbound.

Man: "My wife ran away for a second time. I'm such a lucky guy!"

Fawful: I have fury!

"GRAND UPPER!"

That is all.

*in falsetto* "Toasty!"

"You're making this too easy. I'm actually getting worse."
-Sniper (TF2)

"Get a load of this!" - Dr. Eggman (Sonic Adventure)

Uprising quotes? Uprising quotes.
"G-FORCE! In myyy faaaaaaacce!" -Pit
"It's my patented Monster Pheromone. Monsters LOVE the smell of it. And now it's all over you~!" -Palutena
"Do I look like a strategy guide?" -Medusa
"And THAT'S how you defeat a boss" -Dark Pit/Pittoo
"I thought a bad guy would sound more like 'RAAAWR' or 'I'm gonna KEEL you!'" -Pit
"Thannypoo, are you okaaaaay~?" -Hades~!
"You're probably tired. And you might wanna save your game" -Viridi
"Tentafool? Uh, nice one, Pit" -Palutena

"Filth of the land, hear our words!" - Pit
"And see our actions!" - Dark Pit
"I am Pit, servant of the Goddess of Light!"
"And I am Dark Pit, servant to no one but myself!"
"Together we will rain death upon you!" - Both
"So anyone who wants to die, step right up!" - Dark Pit
"And anyone who doesn't want to die, too bad!" - Pit

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
There is a Bottle of water inside!
-Earthbound

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot, MOTHER QUOTES~!
"Yucca Desert is the most boring part of this game" -Pile of bones, Mother/Earthbound Zero
"The cactus sang in to Ninten's mind, and for some strange reason, it kept on singing" -Using Telepathy on the Desert Cactus
"The form of Giegue's attack was inexplicable!" -Giegue attacking

"Aiyeeeeee! A dung beetle! I'll smash your guts out!" -Lardna, Mother 2/Earthbound
"Hello Ness. This is Your Sanctuary...but it's mine now. Take it from me...if you dare." -Every single "Your Sanctuary" boss.
"Spankety spankety!" -Pokey/Porky
"BiNg! ZoOm! DaKoTa!" -Mr. Saturn
"You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas's attack!" -Giygas attacking
"The war against Giygas...is over"

"Duster, you MORON!" -Wess, Mother 3
"I got my leg caught in this stupid-ass trap" "So YOU'RE the one who snatched my pendant? Damn, can't turn my back or nuthin'" "Just take a DAMN shower already!" -The fabulously hot Kumatora
"Welcome to the REAL 100th floor you wanted to reach OH SO BADLY" -Master Porky
"...What did Porky do!?" -Porky's unknown attack.
"Claus was just a little...hasty, is all. You'll forgive your hasty brother, won't you?" -Flint

"Your life, and all the lives of all who believe in you...will you put it all on the line and pull the final needle?"

Vanitas: "It's always about your friends, isn't it?"
Ventus: "At least I have some! They've become a part of my heart, just as I've become a part of theirs. My friends are my power, and I'm theirs!"

"Hail to the king, baby!" - Duke Nukem 3D

"Min'na, meiteite kure!"
"Konkai wa boku no kachi da ne?"
"Kyou mo ikinobiru koto ga dekita!" - Marth, Super Smash Bros. Melee

"Kurushii tatakai datta..."
"Mamorou dekimono no tame ni... makerarenai!"
"Shin no tatakai wa... korekare da!" - Roy, Super Smash Bros. Melee

Reviving this thread again kthx

How has no-one posted one of the funniest missions from GTA San Andreas, Drive-Thru:

"You've Come this Far but you still understand Nothing"
"Darkness grows inside the Heart CONSUMES IT!, Such as it's nature"
"Darkness is the hearts TRUE essence"-Ansem Kingdom Hearts

I can't think of just one, but roughly 30% of the phrases said by GLaDOS in both Portal games can qualify for this thread!

"Field Restriction 666 Released, Dimensional interference field Deployed...Blazblue Activate!"
- Ragna the Bloodedge "Every Blazblue Game"
"Blame your Fate" -Kratos Aurion "Tales of Symphonia"
"I am Matter i am Anti Matter, I consume time, and I will Consume YOU!" -Culex "Super Mario RPG"
"No more Eternal than that Radiance of Yours" -Xemnas "Kingdom Hearts 2"
"Me Beg for Forgivness...RIDICULOUS, There is No Goddess...Now i will make a world on Derris Kharlan, a world just for my sister and Me." Mithos "Tales of Symphonia"

Speaking of Portal...
"Okay, let's try doing things her way. Fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no parents." -Wheatley

I've probably mentioned this before, but Company of Heroes has some pretty funny lines if you keep clicking units. Here's a video example.

"I, Garland, will knock you all down!!" - Garland, Final Fantasy I

"You spoony bard!" - Tellah, Final Fantasy IV

"I was wrong, I cannot fight four people... *casts Haste, Shell and Safe on himself, then jumps* ... HA! Did you really believe me?" - Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

"Son of a Submariner! You'll pay for this!" - Kefka, Final Fantasy VI

"Finally...I clearly understand...everything. I am...Dracula." - Soma Cruz, Castlevania Aria of Sorrow

"Just a heads up. I'm about to unleash my rage."
"Start talking, you Team Plasma trash!" -Rival Hugh

"Speak not the Watchers.
Draw not the Watchers.
Write not the Watchers.
Sculpt not the Watchers.
Sing not the Watchers.
Call not the Watchers' name." -Manah (Drakengard)

"Welcome to a world without song." -Inuart (Drakengard)

"Plasmaaaaaaaaaaa!" -Team Plasma Grunts (Pokemon Black & White)

"Natural selection leaves the survivors stronger and better! Humans have escaped this winnowing for far too long!"

"Has it never occurred to you that this planet is overpopulated? Only a handful of humans truly matter. Everyone else is just so much chaff. So now, I have to separate this chaff from the wheat. And with Uroboros, I can finally accomplish this."

"Let me clarify something for you, Chris. I don't think of myself as a king. No, I am a god! And even kings bow to gods!"

Those are all Albert Wesker from the Resident Evil series, more specifically quotes from Resident Evil 5.

Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of not being in space! Go to space jail!

"This Is what you wanted right..this is the promise that I made to you" Shadow the Hedgehog -Sonic Adventure 2

"Hungry Darkness of 1000 Souls!, I'll make you feel the most Exquisite PAIN!!!, DOES IT HURT, DOES IT HURT!!!!!!!" Hazama's Astral Finish -Blazblue Continuum Shift

I can't believe I forgot my 2 of my favorites that are high ranked.
"Before this is over, I'll show you the true power of CHAOS CONTROL!" -Shadow The Hedgehog SA2B
"Alright, Shadow. Time for me to finish this!" -Sonic The Hedgehog SA2B

"Don't worry, the worst that can happen is we all die."
~ Jade Curtiss from Tales of the Abyss.

Pretty much the only one I remember.

(Meant to post this a while ago)
"Hey, you! What are you doing? I can understand very well that my Mienfoo is so cute that you want to take it out, but you can't do that! It's dangerous outside! Will you take responsibility if my Minefoo gets hurt? Please walk INSIDE the room!"
"Hey, you! What are you doing? In front of my very eyes, you disrupt Minefoo's walk... On top of that, you got engrossed in watching TV. What nerve! Stop taking a break, and walk my Mienfoo!"
"Hey, you! What are you doing? You have the audacity to check the trash can in my house. It's not good for the education of my Mienfoo. No matter how many times you check, the trash can is empty! Please focus on walking!"
-Crazyass Socialite lady who just wants you to walk her Mienfoo.

"Welcome to Stalingrad. You are about to begin the greatest moment of your life. The Germans have lost hundreds of tanks and planes. Hitler's brutalized hordes are now advancing towards Stalingrad over mountains of their own dead bodies. Our Bolshevik Party, our nation, our great country, has given us the task not to let the enemy reach the Volga and to defend the city of Stalingrad. Forward against the enemy! Up into the unremitting battle comrades, for Stalingrad, for our great country! Not one step back! Cowards and traitors will be shot! Do not count days, do not count miles, count only the number of Germans you have killed! Kill the German! This is your mother's prayer! Kill the German! This is the cry of your Russian earth! Do not waver! Do not let up! Kill! Death to the German invader!"
— Viktor Durasov