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She starts by sniffing it and then she'll lick it. 
			
		
	
	

	
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					Originally Posted by thiru
					
				
				
Letting Wikipedia define what you are is kinda sad...
			
		
	
	

	
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					Originally Posted by Reflux
					
				
				
It's funny how the illegal copy is easier to install than the legit one.
			
		
	
	

	
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					Originally Posted by Aftcomet
					
				
				
It's like saying take a bike to China because a plane may crash.
			
		
	
	

	
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					Originally Posted by Dilyn
					
				
				
I'm not racist.

I hate everyone equally.
			
		
	
	

	
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					Originally Posted by Simca
					
				
				
Anyone up for playing a lot with me?
			
		
	
	

	
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gex, thanks for kinda defending me <3.  Your big valiant response was TLDR
			
		
	
	

Lol, my favourite out of yours is, "I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally."

"I'm a flying whale and I can grant your wishes!"

*Is on DSi so I can't post the picture*
"SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN HAIR."

Yes Fubab, can you get the picture?Kthx.

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/...uper_tuler.png

it can apply to both of us!

COOL KONGREGATE, BRO

scyl: im back

scyl: my internet took a crp

This guy cracks me up.

shut up fat santa-Random guest on the SBCChat

Dude this just happened on some random chat box website but anyways:

Admin change topic to: FAMILY LIFE (PARENTS)

fRaNkisJESUS: HI EVERYONE
PonysR4PiMpS:Hi friend
alldogzdontgotoheaven:hey
markymark!:go to HELLL
fRaNkisJESUS: your mean Ididnt have a dad growing up you know.....
markymark!: you want the truth
fRaNkisJESUS: YES!!!
markymark:WELL YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
markymark!: but onestly i'm your father!!!
PonysR4PiMpS: GASP........DUH DUH DUUUUHHHHHH
fRaNkisJESUS has sighned off.
Goodbye!
alldogzdontgotoheaven: dude that was ****** up
looneytoonsallDAY:lol
markymark!: he totally set me up for that one
fRaNkisJESUS has sighned on
Welcome back!
fRaNkisJESUS: the messed up part is that i went and asked my mom and alls she had to say was yes dear.

Taken from MSN.

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Jared says: It's you. I think. I)/-)\/ I I) says: Indeed.... For too long you have been wasting your life at forums, hitting on big nosed emo girls and randomly trolling... But now that's over.. you're going to show me just HOW willing you are to live.. Jared.. I want to play a game. Jaredvcxz says: OOH OOH Can we play Candyland? I)/-)\/ I I) says: No.. Jaredvcxz says: Awwwwww I)/-)\/ I I) says: I dont even know what that is? What the **** man.. Anyways *cough* Jaredvcxz says: You don't know what Candyland is? You have no childhood. I)/-)\/ I I) says: Well back to the rule- I HAVE A CHILDHOOD DAMMIT! *Cough* ANNYYHOOWWW.. You see that xbox over there? Jaredvcxz says: Yes. I)/-)\/ I I) says: Good. Now screw that. Anyways. Jaredvcxz says: PS2 is better though. I)/-)\/ I I) says: You see that gigantic- OMFG THAT IS ****ING OMGHOSIJGPISJDYGPÅUJAOPIJGÅAPWUGFPOAWJGPÅOJAWPOGJA OPSg ARRGGHHHHHH *Stroke* Jaredvcxz says: And I don't want to electrify my weewee So THAT'S how Saw IV ended! I)/-)\/ I I) says: Indeed. Jaredvcxz says: Those movies seemed like low budget SciFi originals to me. Especially the second. I)/-)\/ I I) says: Huh.. Only watched the first one and the thir- I MEAN I SSTARRED IN THOSE DAMN MOVIES YOU! THEY- Oh wait i'm dead. Nvm. Going back to being dead. so how's life? Are you.. Grateful+ Jaredvcxz says: Life is fun when you're not dead. I)/-)\/ I I) says: *? Really. I never SAW it that way. (Pun intended) Jaredvcxz says: /facepalm I)/-)\/ I I) says: /Smirk Jaredvcxz says: Badpun is bad. I)/-)\/ I I) says: Bad is bad pun is bad is bad is bad.

You go to some weird sites, apple freak.

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[1: 47:06 PM] Erik: hmph
[1: 48:49 PM] Erik: wait
[1: 48:59 PM] Erik: what happens in kentucky
[1: 49:06 PM] JohnFreeman: basketball
[1: 49:08 PM] JohnFreeman: chicken
[1: 49:08 PM] Erik: just a bunch of chickens, right
[1: 49:11 PM] Lite: stays in kentucky
[1: 49:13 PM] JohnFreeman: yeh
[1: 49:21 PM] JohnFreeman: lite's got it
[1: 49:23 PM] Erik: there were chickens in iowa
[1: 49:38 PM] JohnFreeman: we don't actually keep chickens here
[1: 49:42 PM] JohnFreeman: we just eat them
[1: 49:49 PM] JohnFreeman: and then cook them
[1: 50:08 PM] Erik: goodness
[1: 50:21 PM] Lite: eat them
[1: 50:25 PM] Lite: THEN cook them?
[1: 50:41 PM] JohnFreeman: isn't that how everyone does it
[1: 50:49 PM] Lite: so
[1: 50:54 PM] Lite: you eat the chicken first
[1: 51:05 PM] Lite: then you cook it while it's digesting
[1: 51:05 PM] Erik: lite, quit being slow
[1: 51:11 PM] JohnFreeman: yes lite
[1: 51:13 PM] JohnFreeman: durr
[1: 51:16 PM] Lite: holy ****
[1: 51:18 PM] JohnFreeman: chickens 101

[3:07:09 PM] *** Future added Furryvcxz ***
[3:07:12 PM] *** Conference call, duration 00:13 ***
[3:07:25 PM] Future: answer
[3:07:54 PM] Furryvcxz: I still can't talk.
[3:07:59 PM] Future: why the duck now
[3:08:01 PM] Future: not
[3:08:10 PM] Furryvcxz: My parents are home.
[3:08:16 PM] Furryvcxz: Like in the room
[3:08:18 PM] Future: tell your parents to go away
[3:08:24 PM] Furryvcxz: ...
[3:08:26 PM] Future: you want to masturbate
[3:08:27 PM] *** Missed conference call. ***
[3:08:29 PM] Future: in private
[3:08:38 PM] Furryvcxz: ...
[3:08:40 PM] Furryvcxz: lol

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http://bash.org/?366

Apparently part of a conversation I had with a friend of mine while my brother came online...

For all those who don't know, he's talking about Modern Warfare 2.

	
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				14:31 Uhr  - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: yay

14:31 Uhr  - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: gsus is online

14:31 Uhr  - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: i love gsus

14:38 Uhr  - ^2[UKK]^0Connec10: Lol

14:39 Uhr  - ^2[UKK]^0Connec10: So you love my brother?

14:39 Uhr  - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: no i love gsus

14:39 Uhr  - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: becasue i always nuke him#

14:39 Uhr  - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: i dont think you was there

14:39 Uhr  - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: i got a nuke

14:40 Uhr  - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: and your brother (gsus) was on other team

14:40 Uhr  - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: and at end of game

14:40 Uhr  - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: i went omg SLICK

14:40 Uhr  - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: i nuked jesus!!!!

14:40 Uhr  - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: so he didnt die on the cross

14:40 Uhr  - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: he died by a nuke

14:40 Uhr  - ^2[UKK]^0Connec10: Haha^^

14:43 Uhr  - ^2[UKK]^0Connec10: I'm totally going to quote that somewhere

14:43 Uhr  - ^2-=U.K.K=-^0Ch3D3RGram: haha
			
		
	
	

I was on Pr3 and....

Holostar: FINALLY. No guests!
Guest_33265: Hey everyone
RotomGuy: XD

Again a PR3 fun one. You can win body parts on levels, one happens to be the platypus set, and another is the robot.

RotomGuy: I needed the robot head noob.
Supernoob: Yes, I am a noob.
RazorGuy: Hey, you stole my name.
RotomGuy: No, you'll find I didn't steal your name.
Supernoob: I need the platypis parts.
RotomGuy: XD
RazorGuy: Platypis parts XD

Some noob there XD.

EDIT: Some guy and me had a fight about who's level is best.

RotomGuy: JOIN FREE BODY PARTS!!
OmletteRock: Join Omlette land!
XGCVX: No.
OmletteRock: Yes. Join. Now.
XGCVX: I wasn't talking to you.
RotomGuy: JOIN FREE BODY PARTS!!
OmletteRock: Were you talking to him?
XGCVX: No.
RotomGuy: YES.
OmletteRock: XGCVX.
RotomGuy: JOIN FREE BODY PARTS!!
OmletteRock: Join Omlette Land.
TheRealCaptainSparkworkz: Wut.
XGCVX: Uhh...
RotomGuy: CAPTAIN
CaptainSkull: Yes?
OmletteRock: Join Omlette land!
RotomGuy: U and Captain Spark join FREE BODY PARTS.
XGCVX: Alright what the hell.
CaptainSkull: I have the right to report both of you.
OmletteRock: I have the right to cook eggs.
RotomGuy: You all have the right to JOIN FREE BODY PARTS.
TheRealCaptainSparkworkz: You two have messed up my chat!
XGCVX: Im joining Rotom.
OmletteRock: NOOOO!!!
XGCVX: Sorry dude, cooking eggs isn't my thing.
SuperNoob: WHat did I miss?

I annoyed the living crap out of this guy XD. Then he started swearing and it filters swear words BTW.

RotomGuy: JOIN FREE BODY PARTS!
Pravavrin: I will give you a dino head if you join 2000 years ago.
Baddan: EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP.
RotomGuy: Why don't you.
JayJay99: Pram?
RotomGuy: LOL what a typo
Pravavrin: I'm not a babay!
BAddan: STOP MAKING DELIBRITE TPYOS
RotomGuy: Lmao
BAddan: AND YOU JUST SHADDUP!
Pravavrin: /reported.
Baddan: I'm gonna fingilly(f***)ing report you soon.
JayJay99: /reported.
RotomGuy: Oooh! Chubby McChubby Baddan has a potty mouth!
BAddan: Oh look who just did a shewet(s***) in his pants.
JayJay99: Shewet sounds like candy.
Pravavrin: Thats discusting.
Baddan: IDK he's a fingillying peice of shewet who married a cooler gender (b****)!
Jiggmin (HES THE CREATOR OF THE GAME) : Ahem.

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Originally Posted by NismoZ This is why I never reply to posts like that.

1. One of the voices must come from the ceiling, and everyone must hate it
2. None of the sprites may be the same colour, even if you make them uglier it is better
3. TIME TRAVEL STORY LINES ARE A MUST
4. Always start and end with a comic made entirely out of dialouge

So, the following is my response to a guy's Gen 4 Rate My Team on Smogon.

OK this is my first team, It's OK but still needs a LOT of work, any help will be greatly appreciated!



The Team:



Lead:

Ambipom (M) @ Silk Scarf Trait: Technician

EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd

Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)

- Fake Out

- Pursuit

- Return

- U-turn





Tank:



Porygon2 @ Leftovers

Trait: Trace

EVs: 92 HP / 116 Def / 188 SAtk / 112 SDef

Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)

- Thunderbolt

- Charge Beam

- Recover

- Ice Beam





Mixed Sweeper:



Salamence (M) @ Life Orb

Trait: Intimidate

EVs: 132 Atk / 132 SAtk / 244 Spd

Hasty Nature (+Spd, -Def)

- Stone Edge

- Flamethrower

- Earthquake





Physical Tank:



Snorlax (M) @ Leftovers

Trait: Immunity

EVs: 252 HP / 140 Atk / 72 Def / 44 SDef

Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spd)

- Curse

- Brick Break

- Crunch

- Earthquake





Special Sweeper:



Jolteon (M) @ Life Orb

Trait: Volt Absorb

EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd

Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)

- Thunderbolt

- Volt Change

- Shadow Ball

- Magnet Rise





Rapid Spinner:



Starmie @ Leftovers

Trait: Natural Cure

EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd

Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)

- Rapid Spin

- Ice Beam

- Boil Over

- Hidden Power [Ground]



This isn't perfect, so please help make it better, thanks.

19:41 <Zephyr> the highest possible key you can play is a bieber major

19:19 <Kyoseror> If I was an ass, I'd -m you
19:19 *** Kyoseror was kicked by Kieran (Kieran)

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."

The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.

The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"

The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."

The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.

Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."

(19:02:00) +Scootaloo: Queeney, wanna make out? :3
(19:02:15) +Scootaloo: OH GOD THIS IS HOW MUCH I PHAYUL AT BEING A LESBIAN ; A ;

Hey I'm Grumpy!
I'm not so Grumpy!
And we're the Game Crazies!!!

once i was on a minecraft server and there waas a fight going on. One of the kept swearing so the other one said: STOP F****** SWEARING


Fail

From Tumblr

I’m gonna get a phd only so whenever i get pizza delivered I can open the box in front of the delivery person and quietly say to myself, “just what the doctor ordered.”

If you're gonna troll, at least know your math.

Guy 1(Troll): Why do they call it the Xbox 360? Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk the other way...

Girl 1: 360 degrees you would be facing the Xbox dumb ass

Guy 1: Direction is only a conception of man. 

Guy 2: math however is not

"JANOSKIAN FANS, do you even maths?
DO YOU EVEN BASIC EDUCATION!?" -Tristan Barker

Bottom to top:

[Today 04:43 PM] speed1230: @ff
[Today 04:43 PM] speed1230: LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
[Today 04:43 PM] Timati: LOOOL
[Today 04:43 PM] speed1230: LOLOLOL
[Today 04:43 PM] LotWPro: ****.
[Today 04:43 PM] Ye Olde F-F: ****ing timing
[Today 04:42 PM] Ye Olde F-F: ...which I just finished eating
[Today 04:42 PM] speed1230: No where as weird as toothpaste however.
[Today 04:42 PM] speed1230: Couple of times I got the sb to discuss about food.

Do memes count? My favorite one is...

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this..."

I actually have several... All of them screencaps.



Okay this one needs a bit of backstory. There was some Northern dude making fun of how he thought Southern people were stereotypical illiterate hicks. And he misspelled it as "illeterate"

These guys were playing a game of soccer on a video game and were shouting whenever their team scored a goal.

1 attached image

Well the classic meme : IT'S OVER 9000 !!!!!!!!!!!

Foll0wing that thread:
Girl: "So beautiful out here"
\Guy:"yeah, its just me, you and the moon"
Moon:"HEY, you two should kiss"

Some dude on facebook: "Daaaaamn girl, are you a fire alarm?
Cause you're really @#$!ing loud and annoying."

Yay, computer stupidities.

The Internet is the Viagra of big business.

So I've been re-watching a Dokapon Kingdom playthrough, and I noticed the description for one particular video that I don't think I've noticed before: