I saw this on another forum, so I guess we could have it here as well. The rules are self-explainitory, think of a lot of ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. I'll start:

Misinterperet Wii/PS3/360 game discs as cookies, then eat them.

Mis-read the name as "Wall Mart", take out part of a wall and ask to buy it.

Here's my favourite: Hide in the costume section and when a little boy with glasses walks passed, peek out and say "You're a wizard Harry!" Then hide back in the costumes.

Try to take advantage of their price matching system by making a poorly drawn target ad for a 5 dollar wii.


Also this is a thread game, therefore that is where it shall go :3

Open packs of stuff, try them out, throw them on the floor, and walk away.

Turn on all of the radios. Max volume. 8)

Push down all of the old greeters and tell them they should've gotten life alert.

If you killed somebody is a way to get kick out.

Take the smiley stickers and put all of them on the greeter!

Take all the 6's and 9's on the price tag thingies and flip them upside-down.

Approaching everyone in the store shouting "I want my son back!".

Sing a song at the top of your lungs. Deliberately doing it terribly.

Walk past ladies saying "That's a HUGE **tch!"

Take a fire extinguisher, shout "WATCH THE POWER OF THE AURA!", and spray everyone pretending you're using Aura Storm.

Run around with a wand and tap people on the head saying, "Wish granted."

Hang out around the area with knives, doing maniacal laughs every few minutes.

Scream "WHO THE [insert swear word here] SAID THAT!?" at the top of your lungs every time the automated cash register talks.

On this episode of "1000 Ways to Die Get Kicked out of Wal-Mart," a man asks to buy a bong for a baby and goat to share... With obviously disasterous results.

AND a man attempts to reenact the murder scenes in "Deadfall..." And he's not Mike.

stand in a shoping cart while someone pushes you around at high speeds, knoking as much as you can off the shelfs, and swear at everyone you pass.

Bug the casheir for special Pokemon downloads. Then when they tell you there was never a download at Wal-Mart, swear at the top of your lungs.

Going up to the manager and asking him for directions on how to get to Wal-Mart.

Then when he tells you (after much pain and suffering on his part when he tells you that you're already at Wal-Mart), you take your car and drive it through the wall and shout that you finally made it to Wal-Mart.

Get into a heated argument with someone about wether the DS is better than the PSP or not. Then when you're about to get kicked out point to the guy you argued with and say "He/she started it."

If, by any chance, you actually get off the hook, that'd be impressive. o.o

*grabs microphone while no one's watching*

*dingdong* Attention all employees, you must construct additional pylons. All employees construct additional pylons.

Climb into some random guy's cart and when they tell you to get out say "Mommy, I don't wanna." And when they tell you to get out again, throw a tantrum and throw everything out of the cart as hard as you can.

Impersonate Spongebob. 'Nuff said.

Stalk people and buy what they buy. I know they're gonna complain sooner or later.

Stick bar codes on people, bringing them to the cashier, and telling him that you need to buy them for a Civil War reenactment.

do this

Connect your mp3 to one of the stereos and turn it up really loud.

And make sure it's pokemon.

(I accidentally turned one on once and it played metal, really really loud. Everyone was looking at me.)

Pretend you're in Mario Kart Double Dash!! by pretending to drive a shopping cart and someone else pushes it around while they grab stuff from shelves and throws them at people.

Kinda obvious, but...SHOPLIFT

When the cashier tries to swipe an Item, grab it from them and say "Sorry, [name on the name tag] I can't let you do that." Then run.

Scream "IT'S OVER 9000!" at the top of your lungs into a microphone.

Grab the greeter's glasses and try them on, and when they tell you to give them back, say "It's over 9000!!!!!!!" and crush the glasses, then give them back.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

When the greeter says "Welcome to Wal-Mart" Scream NO!! THIS IS TARGET!! and kick him in the balls

Stick a Bar Code to your butt and moon the cashier and ask "How much do I cost?" My friend done that and I coundn't stop laughing for hours! It was so funny! Try it out you VR peoples, I dare you!

Have an epic Rampardos moment and try to Head Smash through a door without holding back. Bonus points if you do it in front of a security camera. XP

Take a greeter's name tag, crush it with one hand, and stare at them. Smiling.

Volunteer to be their sales representative, then say that Wal-Mart sucks and they should go to Target to everyone who tries to go in.

*Bump*

Pretend to be Tingle.

Steal a baseball bat and a cap and run around telling people they all suck.

There was some article I heard about last year where some lady got a bunch of clothes from some clothes store, went into the changing room, and...(How do I put this in a way that won't get me banned)...Went to the bathroom on them, then walked out of the store leaving, I think 200$ on the heap. o.e

So, if you're very, very crazy, do that.

Jump on an elderly person's back and beg them to give you a piggyback ride

Put a lamp shade on your head, and pelvic
thrust in the middle of the aisle.

Hiding all the towels.

Kill a fat guy and take his sandvich.









owait.

Take food right out of all the cereal boxes and eat it.

...Ninja-ing people works, too. XP

barricade the door on the thursday before black friday so nobody can get inside.

Fail at firing your laz0r at everyone.

That'd make an awsome Youtube video.