1. Type name
2. Get dex entry
3. ???
4. Profit

Yoshi648 - No. 228 - Dragon Pokemon - Dragon/Steel type - HT 1′04″ WT 11.6 lbs - It is popular among Elite Four to compare their Yoshi648's horns. It lives in the mountains and catches food with its tentacles.
(YAY DRAGONS! But why am I so small and why the Muk do I have tentacles?)

Yushee - No. 283 - Incandescence Pokemon - Fire/Flying type - HT 1′11″ WT 27.5 lbs. - It is serious and hard-working so it is very popular as a pet. It lived in the swamp approximately 3 hundred million years ago.
(Sweet, Fire/Flying just like Charizard. Though if I'm a fire/flying type why am I living in a swamp?)

Aaron - No.769 - Trainee Pokemon - Fire/Ground type - HT 3′02″ WT 42.3 lbs. - In order to restrain its excess power it is always sleeping in rocky mountains. It starts to become active once night falls.
(Well I do like Fire types and sleeping.)

Eh why not

Fubab_107 - No.761 - Long Leg Pokemon - Grass - HT 5'03 " - WT 81.3 lbs.
It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light. It is extremely cowardly so it is very popular as a pet.

Mark - No.711 - Happiness Pokemon - Normal - HT 0′11″ - WT 10.3 lbs.
Be careful if you encounter Mark in the icebergs. It will attack with its sharp horn. It lurks in the caves patiently waiting for prey to approach.
(That doesn't sound so Happy to me O-o )

Shadow - No.391 - Horse Pokemon - Water/Fighting - HT 12′00″ - WT 340.7 lbs.
It is popular among Elite Four to compare their Shadow's beaks. Legend says that a sea is created when Shadow sings.

That's awesome! How did they know I'm a fan of Water Pokémon?

No.848 NismoZ - Cow Pokemon - Fighting - HT 22'11 - WT 1157.0 lbs.

There have been incidents of NismoZ using mysterious powers to kidnap people of Orre. It gets mad elegantly and is said to represent the river.

I GOT IT BEFORE YOU SK

No.654 Ningamer - Happiness Pokemon - DARK FLYING - HT 3'09 " - WT 43.6 lbs.

It deftly uses its big jaws to pick up and eat Moon Stones. When it's in a good mood it will sing in a beautiful voice, but it is very irritating when mad.

No.639 James - Trainee Pokemon - PSYCHIC - HT 12'10 " - WT 405.4 lbs.

It sleeps 18 hours a day. After being exposed to X-rays from the moon Caterpie turned into James.

I'm a lazy, psychic evolution of Caterpie? AWESOME

No.547 Ultimazone

Dragon Pokemon

DRAGON

HT 8′06″
WT 199.4 lbs.

It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light. It is strong enough to easily lift up people of Johto.

UBA POWAFUL!

Alakazamaster
No. 550
Happiness Pokemon
Normal/Steel

HT: 1'08''
WT: 20.8 lbs

Its voice is similar to a human's but it is impossible to understand. Be careful if you encounter Alakazamaster in the snowy mountains. It will attack with its tentacles.

Essentially, I'm a Jynx and a Tentacruel. :L

Randoguy101
Ghost/Steel
Ability: Wonder Guard
Moves:
-Magnet Rise
-Mean Look
-Sheer Cold
-Trick

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No.816 RK-9

Chatter Pokemon

ROCK

HT 2′03″
WT 18.9 lbs.

RK-9's sticky tongue can seem a little strange. It will explode with very little stimulus but no one knows why.

Comments: WHAT THE FU*boom*


No.889 Eeeveee

Genetic Pokemon

GRASS PSYCHIC

HT 8′08″
WT 191.7 lbs.

It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself. Eeeveee's thorny body can seem extremely strange.

Comments: Genetic pokemon? THEY GOT IT RITE Also: I'm tall and heavy 3:

No.818 Chris

Atrocious Pokemon

STEEL

HT 10′01″
WT 245.3 lbs.

Chris's hard shell can seem a bit strange. Its charming appearance is popular among old men.

Apparently, I've evolved twice from RK-9.

Quote:

Originally Posted by randoguy101 Randoguy101 Ghost/Steel Ability: Wonder Guard Moves: -Magnet Rise -Mean Look -Sheer Cold -Trick http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=randoguy101&l=en

No.668 Idno58

Jet Pokemon

WATER FIRE

HT 0′04″
WT 20.3 lbs.

It lives in the sea and catches food with its thorny body. It collects Pokemon bones and carries its findings back to its den.
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No.889 Mike

Egg Pokemon

WATER PSYCHIC

HT 12′05″
WT 391.8 lbs.

It reads minds and only becomes attached to people pure of heart. It starts to become active once night falls.

Holy Crap, It's like an exaggerated version of me!
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No.570 Mongeau

Alpaca Pokemon

GROUND

HT 3′07″
WT 61.7 lbs.

It is strong enough to easily lift up women. It eats 3 kilograms of gems a day.

CoughLadyKillerCough
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No.505 Pikachu

Long Leg Pokemon

ELECTRIC FIRE

HT 15′01″
WT 532.7 lbs.

It gets mad 13 hours a day. It likes Mudkips but no one knows why.

Pikachu leikz mudkipz?

One of my friends showed me this on ***** then me and my other friends plugged in a ton of names...most of which I can't post here... :x

Anyways...
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No.572 JAD

Dragon Pokemon

GHOST DRAGON

HT 0′11″
WT 23.6 lbs.

When it senses danger it threatens the enemy with its tentacles. It is strong enough to easily lift up little girls.
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o-o
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No.683 Pretty Lion

Transport Pokemon

FIGHTING

HT 2′09″
WT 36.1 lbs.

It is full of curiosity so it's essential to treat it with care. It can unleash 100 punches a second.
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I agree about the first part...don't know about the 2nd one though... o3o
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... uhh...

No.191 ShinyCrobat42

Turtle Pokemon

FIRE

HT 2′02″
WT 29.2 lbs.

In order to restrain its excess power it is always sleeping in the swamp. There have been incidents of ShinyCrobat42 using mysterious powers to kidnap Gym Leaders.


No.297 Jeremy

Magma Pokemon

FIRE FLYING

HT 3′08″
WT 46.8 lbs.

It breathes 7200 degree flames that will defeat an Indian elephant in 6 seconds. After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence.


Haha WTF XD

No.854 Lady Gaga
Horse Pokemon

GRASS ICE

HT 7′10″
WT 173.0 lbs.

After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence. One day people of Orre woke up and had become Lady Gaga.

No. 777 Babitus
Tropial pokemon
Grass
A pokemon realted to Tropius. It lives in the tropical jungles, eating the fruit off of their Mother's neck.


No. 1991 Sonic the Hedgehog
Speedy Hedgehog pokemon
Fighting
A master of speed and accuracy. It has a firece rivalry with Mario Mario.

No.1981 Mario Mario
Red Plumder pokemon
Fighting
A master of athletics. It has a fierce rivarly with Sonic the hedgehog.

No. 656: SpikyEaredPichu96
Long Leg Pokemon
Normal
HT, 3' 03", WT, 42.2 lbs
After standing on it's hind legs, it inquired high intelligence. There are some specimens of SpikyEaredPichu96 that have lived for 800 years.

Okaaaaay... What about...

No. 374: Nesquik
Big Jaw Pokemon
Psychic & Ground
HT, 20' 03", WT 1039.2 lbs (Holy Miltank!)
It starts to become active once night falls. It has much physcal strength, so it's essential to treat it with care.

And now, one that my brother did:

No. 397: rock n' roll
Chick Pokemon
Steel & Water
HT, 2' 02", WT, 29.4 lbs
It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light. rock n' roll's thorny body can seem very strange.

JC - No.878 - Sparrow Pokemon - Flying type - HT 7'11" WT 161.7 lbs. - It is constantly sleeping to keep its heart pumping. It is popular among Trainers to compare their JC's horns.

Lite's annoying red Bauhaus 93 font - No.571 - Dog Pokemon - Rock type - HT 5'02" WT 74.9 lbs. - It runs elegantly and is said to represent the swamp. When it senses danger it threatens the enemy with its horn.
(I did this one for fun)

Wait, huh. o.O

No.715 Kurusu Lapras
Incandescence Pokemon

FIRE ICE

HT 1′11″
WT 23.3 lbs.

In order to restrain its excess power it is always sleeping in the lake. It only appears where there is no conflict. People don't see it much now.

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No.952 Kurusu
Big Jaw Pokemon

STEEL ELECTRIC

HT 31′00″
WT 2065.7 lbs. [God I'm fat.]

It reads minds and only becomes attached to people pure of heart. Its charming appearance is popular among Team Rocket.

No.858 Your Mom's Bikini That Is Too Small For Her

Stag Beetle Pokemon

BUG FLYING

HT 5′07″
WT 91.8 lbs.

It eats 5 kilograms of gems a day. It easily warms up to people so it will even help people of Johto at work.





No.063 piexing

Cow Pokemon

ELECTRIC POISON

HT 1′02″
WT 12.6 lbs.

It is strong enough to easily lift up scholars. In order to restrain its excess power it is always sleeping in dark places.

Apparently, I'm a giant rabbit. (Yeah, I did a screen grab.)

1 attached image

No.813 mariothecellist
Dragon Pokemon

NORMAL DRAGON

HT 15′07″
WT 613.0 lbs.

It is full of curiosity but no one knows why. One day Team Rocket woke up and had become mariothecellist.

754 RotomGuy
Monkey Pokemon
Fighting/Steel
HT: 7'07'' WT: 133.2 lbs
It's voice is very simalar to a humans but it is difficult to understand. In order to restrain its excess power it is always sleeping in rocky mountains.

No.806 countdudoo

Bat Pokemon

FLYING

HT 2′04″
WT 32.7 lbs.

There are some specimens of countdudoo that have lived for 800 years. One day adults woke up and had become countdudoo.


No.496 Misty

Dragon Pokemon

DRAGON DARK

HT 1′11″
WT 33.0 lbs.

It will explode with very little stimulus but no one knows why. Misty's round eyes can seem a bit strange.

No.395 X

Ninja Pokemon

FIRE FLYING

HT 4′04″
WT 55.4 lbs.

It is skilled at yawning so it is very popular as a pet. A Pokemon that likes Mudkips.

No.880 Weegee

Monkey Pokemon

GROUND

HT 3′01″
WT 31.0 lbs.

It can circle the Earth within 11 hours. It collects trucks and carries its findings back to its den.

No.714 Kirby-Chan
Fruit Pokemon
GRASS
HT 32′05″
WT 2125.3 lbs.
The pollen scattered by a Kirby-Chan will, if inhaled, make even an Indian elephant faint. Its voice is similar to a human's but it is impossible to understand.

How in the heck I am a fruit? O.o

No.576 Homer simpson
Genetic Pokemon
WATER
HT 1′05″
WT 15.6 lbs.

It will explode with very little stimulus so it's essential to treat it with care. It is popular among women to compare their Homer simpson's sharp horns.

Popular among women? Sharp horns? Gee that Pokedex is pretty weird.

http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?p=pokemoneinstein&l=en

Nice! Though standing at 13 feet tall, I'm not sure there are many Pokémon larger than myself.

Because Anvil God deserves its own post. :>

I miss being able to play Transformice.

Quadcentruo - No. 316
Ninja Pokemon (Hell yes)
HT 13′06″
WT 474.5 lbs
Electric Poison
90 thousand volts of electricity that can make an Indian elephant faint flow through its body.

I'm pretty light for being 13 feet tall.

LucarioMario
No. 452
Chatter Pokemon
Flying/Ice
HT 9'04''
WT 221.0 lbs
A Pokemon that can understand human speech. (Heck yes) It is constantly dancing to keep its heart pumping. (Heck no)

Well, better get started. *Ahem*
Somebody call 9-1-1! Shwaty (However you spell it. ) fire burning on the dance floor! (I thought I was an Ice type. '._.) Whoaah!

Anywho, I'm gonna look up more stuff since this is interesting.

Weegee
No. 880
Monkey Pokemon
Ground
HT 3'01''
WT 31.0 lbs
It can circle the Earth within 11 hours. It collects trucks and carries its findings back to its den. (What about spaghetti!?)

Diddy Kong
No. 252
Happiness Pokemon
Fighting
HT 14'02'' (That's a big Diddy Kong)
WT 520.3 lbs
It reads minds and only becomes attached to people pure of heart. (Diddy Kong... Reading minds?? O_O) There are some specimens of Diddy Kong that have lived for 700 years. (Okay, wut?)

OMG HAX (This'll be interesting)
No. 810
Lizard Pokemon
Psychic (Psychic lizards FTW!)
HT 1'01'' (Big surprise)
WT 8.2 lbs (Another big surprise)
Ledgend says that a jungle is created when OMG HAX sleeps. There have been incidents of OMG HAX using mysterious powers to kidnap Trainers. (...HAX!)

Shoop
No. 361
Genetic Pokemon (We have another Mewtwo here. )
Ground
HT 5'06''
WT 86.2 lbs
It is serious and hard working so it will even help little girls at work. (What happend to the "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZA!"?) One day people of Jhoto woke up and had become Shoop. (BWAHHHHH!!!)

Eevee (This is going to be way off... )
No. 494
Sheep Pokemon (I thought it was a cat-dog-ferret-whatever thingy. ._.)
Fighting (Owat?)
HT 0'03'' (......)
WT 2.6 lbs (............)
It deftly uses its sticky tongue to pick up and eat Pidgey eggs. (I do not know how to respond to that...) It can circle the Earth within 12 hours.

Meh... I'm tired of typing all this in.

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