Alright, Philomena, give it your all!

Philomena
Larvesta - Female
Ability: Flame Body

OK, lets begin.

Go, Big!

Big
Wailord - M
Pressure

I want you to start off with a Splash attack Water Spout!

EDIT: Whoops, forgot a second move... That's what you get for being tangled up in Double Battles...

Follow up with Rock Tomb!

Water Spout ~ Rock Tomb

alright, philomena, we don't want either of those moves to hit, so I want you to use double team to prevent that.
If one of his moves seems like it's about to hit you, use protect to block it.

Double Team ~ Protect

Alright, philomena, shake off that water. Alright, I want you to use U-turn and come back.
Alright, Featherstone, you're faster than him, and we really don't want him to hit you, so let's set up a double team.

U-turn; Switch to Featherstone ~ double team

Featherstone
[Archen - Male]
Ability: Defeatist

I want you to intentionally go slower this turn and use Rock Tomb, Big! Then, use Water Spout!

Rock Tomb (intentionally second) ~ Water Spout

Hhmph! Big, I want you to wipe out all of the clones with a Blizzard! Then, I want you to use Heavy Slam, but if there are still clones left, use Rock Tomb!

Blizzard ~ Heavy Slam/Rock Tomb

archen, I want you to make a substitute to take that blizzard. If that somehow fails and your clones get taken down, then make more using double team.
If your clones survive, then go on the offensive by using stone edge!

Substitute ~ Double team/Stone edge

alright, archen, let's keep at the offensive.
First, I want you to use toxic.
Then, I want you to use acrobatics to further damage him.

Toxic ~ acrobatics

Big, use Protect! Then, use Avalanche!

Protect ~ Avalanche

Big, start off with a Brine! Then, if there are no clones left, use Heavy Slam, but if not, use Zen Headbutt!

Brine ~ Heavy Slam/Zen Headbutt

come on, archen, don't feel so down! we have to stop him from hurting you any more.
First, use swagger, and hope his brine doesn't hit.
Then, use protect to protect yourself in case something else hits.

swagger ~ protect

alright, archen, you've done good so far, but I want you to come back, now.
Come on out, rosalina!

Rosalina
[Ralts - Female]
Ability: Synchronize

Alright, if that big piece of blubber decides to attack, use hypnosis to put him to sleep. If he tries to protect himself, use Trick room to make yourself faster.

Switch out: Rosalina [ralts] ~ hypnosis/ trick room

Hehe...

Time for that BIG finish...

Use Selfdestruct. If you hurt yourself, Try it again!

Selfdestruct ~ Selfdestruct

um, grass, I think you forgot about the trick room

Nope. The 2 turns automatically end if there is a fainted Pokémon. FAIL-SAFE WIN

Either way, go Shiranui!

Shiranui
Mightyena - M
Quick Feet

Start off with a Taunt so she can't set anything up, and then use Captivate, but if Synchronize counts for taunts, use Crunch!

Taunt ~ Captivate/Crunch

alright, rosalina, you're not gonna do much to him. come back.

come back out, philomena!

alright, philomena, use bug buzz to take that puppy down to size.

switch: philomena ~ bug buzz

alright, Philomena, use flame charge to boost your speed, then use leech life to hopefully heal some health.

Flame Charge ~ Leech Life

Meh. We'll never get anything done like this, so go, Frogger!

Frogger
Seismitoad - F
Poison Touch

Be sure to use Toxic!

Switch to Seismitoad ~ Toxic

Use Venoshock now, but if he switches out, use Hydro Pump! Then, use Rock Slide, but if Larvesta isn't out, use Muddy Water!

Venoshock/Hydro Pump ~ Rock Slide/Muddy Water

Charge up with solarbeam, then use it the next turn!

Solar Beam Charge ~ Solar beam Attack

first of all, use light screen. then, if he taunts you, use acrobatics. If he doesn't taunt you, though, use morning sun.

Light Screen ~ Acrobatics/Morning Sun

Hmmm... we need to end this. Use Muddy Water, and then Rock Slide!

Muddy Water ~ Rock Slide

OK, Frogger, finish it off with Surf and Rock Slide, but if she protects at any time, use Aqua Ring!

Surf/Aqua Ring ~ Rock Slide/Aqua Ring

Might as well make use of that poison. Use facade, and if you don't faint afterwards, use will-o-wisp.

Facade ~ Will-O-Wisp

I think I jinxed myself when I said "philomena's gonna survive if TPM doesn't get a critical."


Anyway, next pokemon. Go, Rosalina!



Rosalina
[Ralts - Female]
Ability: Synchronize

If shiranui switches in, use taunt so he can't use that against you. If he doesn't switch, though, use toxic. Then, use Charm, but if he does something to prevent that, use shadow ball.

Taunt/Toxic ~ Charm/ Shadow Ball

Go ahead and Protect, Frogger. Then, use Rest!

Protect ~ Rest

Ok, come back Frogger, and go Shiranui! Use Snarl on Rosalina!

Switch to Mightyena ~ Snarl

Ok, rosalina, we're gonna have to deal with dark types. Use trick room, then use protect.

Trick room ~ Protect

If shiranui tries to taunt you, or if he uses a status-inflicting or non-attacking move against you, use taunt, but if he tries to attack, use will-o-wisp. Then, if you didnt use taunt before and he tries to use taunt or a status-inflicting or non-attacking move against you, use taunt, but if he tries to attack you that time around, use hypnosis.

Taunt/Will-o-wisp ~ Taunt/Hypnosis

Huh. You really thought that move through. Well, Shiranui, use Crunch, but if you're burned, use Rest! (That'll mess with that Ralts' mind, it has to use Taunt if I'm burned, but it can't use Taunt if I'm never burned, which happens because of the Will-o-Wisp, which can't happen if it can't burn me, and vnjcklvnidfvbdzfvbdfvbvdncklzbzikvbjkzvbhjkzlvb ENDLESS LOOP FTW) After messing with her, use Payback!

Crunch/Rest ~ Payback

Well this will work out wonderfully. Show them that you've got some bark even in your sleep! Unless you've been Tormented, in which case the moves will be switched up.

Sleep Talk ~ Sleep Talk/Snore

hmmm. this might work out. Ralts, use swagger, then charm to bring his attack stat back down!

Swagger ~ Charm

Alright, this confusion's gonna work out nicely.
First, use trick room again so you're faster once more. Then, use Thunder wave (Parafusion FTW )

Trick room ~ Thunder Wave

Tsk, tsk. Getting ahead of ourselves, are we? Hehe...

Go ahead and rest in peace, Shiranui. Come on out, Frogger! I expect you to Snore twice as loud!

Switch to Seismitoad ~ Snore

Well, let's try another tactic. Use Sleep Talk to end your Rest. Then, use Poison Jab (50% chance of poisoning ), but if she tries to lull you to sleep, use Protect, or if you're taunted, use Poison Jab no matter what!

Sleep Talk ~ Poison Jab/Protect/Poison Jab

you're not going to escape this time! first, use mean look to keep him in, then use safeguard to protect yourself from poison (even though, according to bulbapedia, poison jab only has 30% chance to poison)
Mean look ~ Safeguard

ok. *ahem* Rosalina, use Encore to trap him into poison jab (and also take advantage of the continuous move rule ). If he tries to use protect, use Calm Mind.
Then, if you successfully use Encore, or if you dont and he tries to use an attacking move, use Hypnosis. if you didnt successfully use Encore and he doesnt use an attacking move, use taunt

Encore/Calm Mind ~ Hypnosis/Taunt

Clever, clever. Protect from the first hit, but take the second. If you aren't asleep, use Payback. If you are, use Snore!

Protect ~ Payback/Snore

Sorry for the slow update, it's been a mix of business and just being lazy. Sorry.

CURRENT BATTLE STATUS
btpoke:
Available Pokemon: Featherstone (Archen) [38 Health, 41 Energy]
Defeated Pokemon: Philomena (Larvesta) [KO'd by Frogger]

ThePokeMan:
Available Pokemon: Shiranui (Mightyena) [74 Health, 79 Energy, ASLEEP for 2 more turns]
Defeated Pokemon: Big (Wailord) [KO'd by Selfdestruct]

btpoke

Rosalina
Ralts - Female
Synchronize
Health: 45
Energy: 34
Status: o_0 TRICK ROOM for 2 more turns, SAFEGUARDED for 5 more turns
Encore/Calm Mind ~ Hypnosis/Taunt

ThePokeMan

Frogger
Seismitoad - Female
Poison Touch
Health: 98
Energy: 43
Status: Huh? Where am I? UNESCAPABLE
Protect ~ Payback/Snore

Frogger was anticipating a looper move coming from Rosalina, so she had to take total advantage of being awake for right now. She formed a barrier around her with which she would be invincible for the turn. She crafted the barrier out of the fallen stones of the canyon, and surrounded herself with them. With this protection, anything Rosalina tried on her would be useless.
(Seismitoad: -4 Energy, PROTECTED)
[No rolls were required for this turn]

Rosalina quickly realized that her original intentions weren't going to get her anywhere, so she had to go to Plan B. She cleared all of the cluttered thoughts in her mind, and simply pondered a while. With this new sense of peace and tranquility, the Ralts' powers were boosted. She now had a clear head with which her telekinetic powers were more powerful!
(Ralts: -4 Energy, +1 SP.ATK, +1 SP.DEF, TRICK ROOM for 1 more turn, SAFEGUARD for 4 more turns)
[No rolls were required for this turn]

Rosalina knew that if she was going to use her new-found power to its maximum potential, she would have to have little to no hindrance. Thus, a dark aura came into her eyes, and she stared menacingly at the Seismitoad. At first, Frogger wasn't phased, but as time passed, she found it increasingly difficult to stay awake. She began to teeter over, and eventually,she collapsed on the ground, sound asleep. Meanwhile, the field around them returned to its original state.
(Seismitoad: ASLEEP for 5 turns, Ralts: -4 Energy, TRICK ROOM dissipated, SAFEGUARD for 3 more turns)
[Accuracy roll: 33, with 1-60 hitting]

Frogger's mind went totally blank as she dreamed a pleasant dream. She dreamed of lily pads and murky ponds, and her family back at home. She seemed to smile, and in her deep sleep, she began to snore. The snores became increasingly louder as they began to vibrate the air. Rosalina's eardrums seemed to pop inside her head, and closing up her ears didn't help to deter the sounds. Eventually, she heard an immense popping sound inside her head, and it caused immeasurable pain. She screeched in pain, her head bobbing back in forth in immense hurt. A critical hit was dealt!
(Ralts: -9 Health, Seismitoad: -3 Energy, ASLEEP for 4 more turns, +5 Energy from sleep)
[Accuracy roll: 89, with 1-100 hitting | Critical hit roll: 4, with 1-6 being a critical hit]

btpoke

Rosalina
Ralts - Female
Synchronize
Health: 36
Energy: 26
Status: OH SWEET ARCEUS MY EARS! +1 SP.ATK, +1 SP.DEF, SAFEGUARDED for 3 more turns

ThePokeMan

Frogger
Seismitoad - Female
Poison Touch
Health: 98
Energy: 41
Status: ...snort...zzz... UNESCAPABLE, ASLEEP for 4 more turns

Well, I don't want the accuracy rule in place... so I don't have much choice...

(I also see someone liked my new method )

Sleep Talk ~ Snore

ok, let the feast begin!

Ralts, I want you to use Dream eater, then Rest to recover health and energy.

Dream Eater ~ Rest

let's use their method! (even though Grass is gonna hate both of us for doing this)

Sleep Talk ~ Snore

You know what? I have an opportunity. Frogger, wake up! If you can't do it, use Snore, but if you can, Dig!

Shake Off ~ Snore/Dig

Hehe~ Now that you're underground, use Substitute. Then, go to sleep~

Substitute ~ Rest

Let's beat them to it, then. Use rest before Frogger can, and regain some energy.

Rest~ nothing

not much we can do now. rest one more turn and then, when you wake up, use icy wind, but blow the icy wind into the hole frogger disappeared into. if that's not supposed to work, though, use calm mind.

finish resting ~ icy wind/calm mind

Don't worry, Grass. I have a plan to end this...

But for now, I suppose Frogger can just be left alone '^_^

Heh. Now time for the fun part~ Frogger, use Earthquake, then Bulldoze. If that thing tries to sleep at any point, use Uproar!

Earthquake/Uproar ~ Bulldoze/Uproar

Wait, can you even use earthquake while underground? Seems legit, but i'll roll with it.

I'm just gonna switch back to featherstone, then I'll have him use earthquake. Hopefully that'll bring that toad back up.

Switch to featherstone ~ Earthquake