In this thread, you must post the next step of the never-ending recipe for the best cake ever. You can add anything you want to the mix, or do anything you want to it (stir it, bake it, light it on fire...). Make sure to write it in command form to make it sound like an actual recipe from a cookbook, but be as unrealistic or as mundane as you want. Yeah, I was inspired by Portal somewhat when coming up with this game.

Okay, let's start.

First, get a gigantic bowl and add 200 cups of flour.

add a dozen Combusken eggs, a dash of Reun jelly and a few scoops of vanillite

Then add two scoops of raisins.

Fire the Death Star's laser on it.

Next, add exactly one Creeper to give it some sizzle.

Bake it for 2 minutes at 2500 degrees. Then smash it up into a flour-like powder.

For a crispy texture, dump everything into a toaster and toast it for 20 minutes. Then transfer the mix back into the bowl. Toaster crumbs are optional.

Dump the bowl on PokeremixStudio's head.

Next, refill the bowl with water from your local creek, then add 144 cups of sugar.


(I love this game already.)

Then add 500 or so firecrackers. This will make the baking phase less boring. Gung hay fat choy!

Add 11 more cups of sugar.

Shoot it. Throw it off a cilff about 1500 feet above the ground. Plunge your toilet with it. Marry it. Shove it up your nose. Now, stab it.

Next, sprinkle on 12 pounds of drywall to give the cake a "homemade" taste.

Get drunk. Throw up on it to give it frosting.

Add a lot of maple syrup and bacon bits if you are serving the cake to canadians.

then add 50 marshmellows and 5 pounds worth of sprinkles

Take a dump on it. Mmmmm...

* Please note dump must be from 1 Nyan Cat

Next, be sure to cut it up with a Leaf Blade!

Take Pokeremixstudio's computer and stomp on it several times until it is a fine powder.

Next, take your own laptop and stomp on it several times until it becomes a fine powder.

Now, take both of these powders and put it in a volcano.

Remove some lava from the volcano and stick it in the cake.

Make sure you dump this mixture on Pokeremixstudio's head.

Take a cup of flour, and add it to the mix.
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour, and a bit of salt (just a pinch).

Put SilverX in the cake. Pour quick dry sement on it. >:3

Next, dump your garbage can and all your life's savings into the bowl.

Take SilverX out of the cake, and let her go get a shower.

After the shower, add 48 cups of jalapeno juice, and bake for 45 minutes at 450 degrees.

Take the bowl out. Next, spit in the bowl in a total of 78 times, then mix well.

Finish it off with False Swipe, then Overheat at over 9000 degrees.

Next, flush the bowl down the toilet. Look for said bowl in the sewers, and as soon as you get back with it, throw up in the bowl.

Go Shoop-da-Whoop on it, making sure your lazor stays at an even 160,000 degrees. Next, throw broken glass in.

You need to then add 2 teaspoons cherubi juices and a leaf from a Sawsbuck bush.

Grind a 9000 dollar bill and use it as sprinkles. Then kill Arceus and use his head as a candle.

Run it over with a tank. Pour 17 litres of Dicarbon Pentahydride mixed with urine.

Take the mixture and chuck it out your window, refilling the bowl with
2 cups of flour
3 cups of sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon baking soda
3/4 cup of milk
Stir it well and bake it at 500 degrees for 30 minutes.

Do the world a favor and add Justin Bieber in there too.

add 1 1/2 cups of molten lava with a little uranium
Then shoot with a lazer at an even 160,000 degrees
Next throw it out the window onto your nieghbour's head

Pimpslap your cake if it complains about the heat.

Use Venoshock on it to give it that 'Dangerous flavour' Doctor Technic 'Al Machine from Castelia University was talking about.

Fill it with TNT. Yippie - Ki - Yay, mother******! >XP

If you are serving this cake to SOPA, then add lots of poison ivy- SOPA can't censor the internet if they are all busy scratching themselves.

Be sure to add Cyanide.

Throw a helping of ACTA into the mix, along with about 100 sticks of dynamite. Take cover behind some blast shields and proceed to detonate contents.

Get the nearest cat, put in the bowl along with a machine gun. Stir well, and put in the oven for an even 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999 degrees for 99999999999999999999999999 hours.

Now do a taste test. Take one cup of the mix and chug it down. If you don't die a horrible painful death, then carry on! Otherwise, adding more sweetener is highly recommended.

After that, you might want to add a couple of ingredients that you like yourself. Our most common favorite ingredient is nuclear explosives, so I recommend putting a lot in there, especially if you like the taste of death.

Then add three nyancats containing the poptart flavor of your choice.

Add a dash of double rainbow and a hint of chocolate rain. Taste, and add Magikarp if necessary.

Ensure that the cake does not contain too many radioactive materials by scanning the cake with a geiger counter. If the device does not sound like a Skrillex bassline, then the amount of radioactive material is acceptable.

Bake in oven at approximately -1295 degrees. Decide whether you would like Celsius or Fahrenheit, but for more accurate results, use Kelvin.

Now deep-fry your cake in lard.

Then throw live cat's into the cake.

Chunk a Snivy into the cake to make it all-natural, and sing "Still Alive" to make a portal in the cake to Aperture Labs.

Then, add two gallons of milk.

Of and 503 stick of butter.

Now let it sit until it spontaneously combusts. This could take any time from 57.7 centuries to 306 millennia.

Then end it to heaven where angels will put birdies in it, then end it back down.

Now pancake the cake by running it over with a semi truck. The indentation patterns left behind will make for a fun dessert for kids of all ages!

Now, take a blue quill from a blue hedgehog and insert it into the cake. If the hedgehog complains while taking the quill, insert the entire hedgehog just to show him who's boss.

Then give it a cartoon mustache

Now grind your copy of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on the NES with a cheese grater, and sprinkle it on your cake. Don't forget to do the same for Friday the 13th on the NES.
And, speaking of Friday, throw Rebbeca Black in the friggin' cake as well. That'll teach her.

Pour the mixture over the head of a male super model.

Put a black hole in the cake to make it a doughnut cake.

Insert Cat33pokemon's laptop into the hole in the cake.

^That had nothing to do with making a cake.

Next, you should add 300 cups of vanilla extract to make it taste terrible SMELL REALLY GOOOOD~

After that, add everything as shown:

Then throw in an apple, a cocoanut, chocolate pudding and Jell-o

Replace the toilet with the bowl.

Have zekrom zap it to give it some pizazz.

Then have Kyurem freeze it and have Reshiram set it on fire.

Sit on it. Hit it with a baseball bat. Have Cat333Pokemon perma - ban it.

Then, throw it at someone's head and dump loads of caramel on it

If it isn't sufficiently to your liking at this point, start fro step 1 with what you already have. Otherwise, call upon LiteTheIronMan to pummel it with the banhammer.

For pizzazz, leave the bowl in Hollywood for 10 years. Take it back, and notice how much worse it looks.

If any celebrities actually ate it, then you might want to find them and have them give you the digested pieces. Otherwise, go ahead and fill it with sewer water.

Now put the cake in a blender.
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*coughs* Cake smoke. Don't breathe it.

Now, get lots of tropius fruit and blend it in the blender. After blending into a milkshake-like mess, pour it on top of the cake.

Add a pinch a VR.

Throw in some salt water and fish

If the cake hasn't caused at least one major catastrophe and/or horrible death, carry on and throw the cake into the Eye of Sauron. Otherwise you might want to pray some more.

Now be sure to grind up Rainbow Dashes hair into syrup and pour it in.

You can make the cakemix fluffier by detonating a C4 inside of it.

Throw 200 DeviantART prints into it and mix well. For added papercut flavor, attach razors to the edge of the cake.

If the cake still hasn't killed you yet, throw it out. Refill the bowl with 2 cups of cheese and 5 fluid ounces of pasta sauce, and make sure you add 3 cups of flour with 7 Yuca roots for exotic-ness.

Next, punch the cake for a total of 80 times.

Add soy sauce.

Throw in some sushi, ice cream and gold fish crackers. For an extra cheesy taste, add three NY style cheesecakes and sharp chedder as well as an extra cheesy pizza from Domino's

Make sure you add 3 cans of 'Pledge' under-pressure for added fun.

then add and for more fun and trolling cake

And then, subject the cake and yourself to watching "The Swan Princess" with a ill family member.
Afterwards, throw the cake into the sea and get out a clean bowl.
Wash all your dishes, including the clean ones in the cupboard.

They blow dry them with a flamethrower

When it is finished drying, catch rainbows and dump them in.

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Also 7 balloons filled with goat cheese.

Add one air pump so the cake will be fluffier.

add some snake venom for a dangerous favor

Add the technical machine 'Hidden Power' and try and determine what it's hidden power is.

Afterwards, get an IV Calculator, and ensuring you count the EVs from every ingrediant already added, calculate the cake's IV levels.

If its Hidden Power type isn't Psychic, throw in the appropriate amounts of ingredients to make it so. Otherwise, mix up until it becomes a brothy liquid. Boil it.

After it comes to a vigorous boil, add 1/2 teaspoon of vinegar. Next, take 5 bags of marshmallows, and a box of 'rice krispies', and mix them together in a large skillet, making rice krispie treats. Insert the rice krispie mixture into the pot of cake mixture and water. Remove from stove and drain, allowing time for it to cool and steam.
Preheat the oven to 500 degrees Fahrenheit.

Then add four cups of Fluttershy chunks!

Destroy all evidence that the cake was ever made and send it to the moon.

Make sure NASA retrieves it, then bathe the cake in hydrogen.

Throw the 'H-bomb' cake away, and get out a new bowl and start from scratch.