WMG = Wild Massive Guessing

Basically, take an outrageous and possibly not going to happen guess at something that's going to happen in Pokemon!

Try to sound like you're serious

Ash's father is Doctor Who and because he's half time lord he's been regenerating off screen which is why he doesn't age.

Misty is dead that's why she hasn't been on the show in five years.

Dawn is really 16 she was in a coma for the first six years of her life.

Trubbish was originally going to sound like "Trash -grubble- TRASHHHH- grubble"


Iris was going to originally say, "You're a doof." To Ash, but she says "You are such a kid."

(Yes. I like this new weapon.)

Ash's Father is actually Giovanni.

Each region is divided by a dimension warp that resets all pokemon's levels when they enter.

Staraptor is Ash's Pidgeot that turned emo because he never came back for it.

This...looks like it would have been in Glitch City if it still was around.
At the very least, I think it ought to be in Internet Madness.

Anyway...

Ash's Pikachu is sorely afraid of sea-travel and never goes with him on his travels to new regions. He is actually sent over by PC System but is actually lost in the system and a completely different and young Pikachu is retrieved when Ash gets to the next region. That's why he can take down a Golem in one episode, then about 30 episodes later, he has difficulty fighting a freaking TAILOW.

Brock is the leader of a Cyborg Mafia that works for Team Plasma.

Ash's Pikachu secretly works for this organization, and tries to kill ash with a chainsaw.

N turns out to be a queesh-queer and a furrie.

Instead of being 'born by pokemon', N is actually just not cared about and was abandoned by his REAL parents. He was so uncared for that his parents had just dropped him on his head in the forest and ran of to have more babies that will be dropped on their heads and turn too wacky to handle in other regions. (Just wait, you will see)

Ash is going to meet Caitlin, and she will push him off a cliff.

Ash will love Skyla and he will try to beat her in a race, Skyla on her Unfezzant and him on his Tranquill. If he wins that would have sex after their Gym battle

Luke will meet Brycen and will be like "OMG YOU INSPIRED ME TO BECOME A MOVIE MAKER!" and Brycen will be like "Shut up ignorant fool" and he will be all "AUGH NO MY DREAM IS SHATTERED!" The end.

Am I doing this right? ^~^