The title should be self-explanatory. I have the cookie first, and you have to take it from me.

What's over there!? *points*

*steals cookie*

No you don't. *evil smirk* Pulls the cookie back with a lasso.

But you just stole a fake cookie.

*Tackles LucarioMario, and the cookie is on the floor* KILL THE CARRIER! *Grabs cookie and flies to uncharted land*

NO WAI *casts Zoom on Phan's location, takes cookie, then Zooms back*

*Pays Grimsley 100 dolloars to steal it from Firo* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Gives it back to Phantom before Dewott could have it stolen* I DONT WANT IT ANYMORE

*Shoot's him.*HA HA. *Steals the cookie and goes to eat it*

EDIT: lol

SUDDENLY http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/R..._%28Ability%29, and then; http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Steal

* gets kirby to suck up the cookie and give it to her.*FWHAHHAHAHHAHHAHJHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH*knaws on his leg*

Also BTW I didn't kil you. I just shot you in the arm and it wouldn't kill you.

(Then I got critically wounded? ) THE GAME *while everyone's distracted, I steal teh cookee*

* Kirby Swallows to Cookie.* * Grimsley bakes a new cookie and gives it to me*

bawww

Takes cookie back and runs to china

*Drills a hole that will pierce the heavens into the ground (irony), arrives at china, and swipes teh baked cookie.* OH YES

Falls down hole and grabs the cookie and flys into space

Episode 25 of Gurren Lagann. That way, I get the cookie back.

Cancles out thingy

*takes cookie while nobody's looking*

Haunts Lucario lover themn takes cookie. Cookie begins to cool

Dewott. You didn't even say LucarioLOVER's name right #1, and #2, LucarioMario isn't LucarioLOVER... *Bashes all of them, and runs away with cookie*

My gosh people, what's wrong with you? It's just one freaking *snatches the cookie while talking* cookie. I mean, you can just make/buy another.

Uses long tonge to take the cookie back

(lol I wasn't thinking straight.)

*uses uber ninja powers to take cookie*

Punches his nose in and takes the cookie.

Go, Missingno.!

*grabs cookie and somehow teleports before Blue Screen of Death occurs*

*escapes and grabs cookie*

*Charges beam to blast at dewott*

I suck cookie away from him and teleport.

*Puts Dewott in an inception dream, and runs away* (Im watching inception right now. IT IS MIND BLOWING!)

*doesn't care and swaps cookie with fake and runs into a building. (IKR?)

Let's-a-go, Yoshi!

*goes into building and has Yoshi grab the cookie with his tongue*

Throws 3 turtle shells at LucarioMario (there is a hole in the direction im throwing it in), picks up teh cookie, and makes an unmovable Gmod fort (Firos only)

*Decides not to go after cookie because its stale*

*casts Renew on cookie (LOL)*