In case you havn't noticed sometimes the TV will tell you your pokemon horoscope for the month you were born in.

I was born in August so I'm a Braviary

Freaking Alomomola. And I yet again point out to anyone who doesn't get this:

Luvdisc is a heart

Alomomola is a Mola Mola fish that just looks like Luvdisc

SAWSBUCK YES

February. So I get Simipour, then.

Alomomomola. Dang.

Uh, Are we just going by months? Why not line things up with the actual astrological calender?

Afro FTW. May FTW.

Mine is Lampent since I am born in October.

Arceus, all these pokemon suck except for Braviary. Also there are a lot of typoes on that poll...

Imma Scolipede.

...How the heck are there so many Alomomolas?

According to the poll, my Pokémon horoscope is Klink. Isn't there any explanation as to how these horoscopes relate to a person?

(By the way, I fixed the typos in the poll.)

Sawsbuck...

Heck yes .

AM I THE ONLY ONE HAPPY TO GET ALOMOMOLA? : D

Seriously, the hate for that thing is completely unjustified! I find it to be one of the better additions to Pokemon, myself.

Woo! I am Braviary. The description pretty much fits my personality. Except what is restrain means? 8(

@ Kazam: Here's the Alomomola from the same site as that Braviary



This is the Western Zodiac equivalent, which would be Aries, represented by Whimsicott:



The Chinese Zodiac equivalent for you (and anyone else born in 1995) is the boar, or pig, represented by Grumpig:



People born in 1994 (Like Lite) would be a Dog [Herdier], 1993 (Like PRS and Ditto) would be a rooster [Blaziken], 1990 (Like Cat, GM, KYA, and Yoshi) would be the horse [Ponyta], and so on.

I honestly don't understand where they get most of the Pokemon for the horoscopes. The only Pokemon I could understand belonging in that specific month are Winter. Sawsbuck for January, and Lampent for October.

I don't like Simipour.... It looks like a really creepy anthro. ><

why my birthday are on January?i hate sawsbuck

fraxure. am i really the only december?

I'm a Crustle! I'm glad to be one because they're really cool and are awesome in the Metagame!


^All of this is true for me!^

Uhhh. Fraxure.



See that? I. Can. Do. ANYTHING. This includes, but is most definitely not limited to, world domination, ass-kicking, flying, living forever, willing things to explode, and your mother. And I've got "admirable abilities." Which pertains to said things I'm able to do I'm sure.

And I don't need to be polite. >:I

If the horoscopes were translated into the real-life Western Zodiac, I would be Capricorn, which would be:



This guy looks stupid and it gets burned a lot. By my Emboar. :I

Oh well what's it say.

"Honest and serious/would never betray friends"? You people should trust me more often. (after all I am an admin right). "Try to be big-hearted"? Figuratively or literally? I'm curious.

-Yes, I am curious and I often butt into things which are not related to me.
-I'll leave people to decide if I am knowledgeable or not (although my in-real-life friends regard me as being like that).
-That's actually true; I tend to feel hurt or angry relatively quickly, so I should try to be more enduring and less vulnerable.


This is 100% true! I occasionally over-criticize someone/something without realizing that I need to tone it down. I just believe I'm being honest in that way.

By the way, these horoscopes are really accurate, at least in my situation. I'm really surprised how the descriptions match my character - were they developed after research or studies? I thought they were just made as a fun addition.

Well, I am quite the gentleman.



That's pretty nice. Much better than my old Zodiac, Gemini. I hate those kind of people.

Now for my Chinese Zodiac.



Rats are pretty cool. They can survive just about anything, they can swim really far, and they make nice pets. Not as good as millipedes, though. I hope they make a millipede pokemon.

So, let's see what this says.



This is kind of accurate, I think. I should check out the other two zodiacs as well.



That is actually very accurate. Plus Basculin pwns.



I do agree with a few things, but this says I'm responsible when my Western zodiac says I'm irresponsible (Well, I do have the bad habit of procrastinating on a ton of things. Probably should work on that...), plus I'm not really possessive and intolerant. I think my Western zodiac is a tad more accurate.

I was born in September, so I'm a Gothorita. Truth is, according to what the game says about it, Gothorita =/= me. I've never been too terribly interested in horoscopes, anyway.

I'm Lampent. :3
I think the only thing I have against Alomomola is the fact that it's not the evolved form of Luvdisc. I mean, they look EXACTLY alike.
It would've been awesome if Almomola was the evolution of Luvdisc, but, whatever. :S

I am scolipede.
One thing that I am curious about is why I like it so much. But It's also quite accuate, really.