The whole point of this game is to kill each other (or their avatars) with anything they can think of. To keep the battle going, everyone can respawn endlessly. Examples of things to kill with include:

Minecraft blocks
Pokemon moves
Your avatar (which can be killed)
Guns
Lego buildings
Images (no spam, that belongs in /b/uizel)
Words (no F-bombs, please!)
... and a whole lot of other ways.

Enjoy!

To start, I spawn and kill a random person with a chainsaw.

I use one crossed wire, one wayward pinch of Potassium Chlorate, and one eerie twinge..!

AND KABLOOIE!

Bedrock wall. and I get an Energy sword and slice you into oblivion.

I send out Chuck Norris and the rest is history.

I killed you with my jar of dirt.

Simultaneous posts! :0
To retaliate, I use my division by zero spell on you.

To retaliate even further... I'm going to send out Dr. Hax.

I teach your grandmother how to suck eggs.

FIST OF THE BEAST KING!

Ganon! I choose you!

Ganon: You dare bring light into my lair? YOU MUST DIE! *thundershock*

SK-47 with 500 Gigawatt laser = PWNAGE

PE KAY FYAH!

I sacrifice myself to kill you with candlejack. HA! WHAT ARE YOU GO-

I spawn 65,535 feet up and micspam the Dig Dug theme.
Oh also everyone has headsets on so your ears are bleeding. :3

Take off headsets, turn them into rockets, kill everyone.

I force you to eat a bomb, then it explodes.

I kill you with random Spongebob Youtube Poops.

I go infinity, and beyond!

I don't kill you, which ends up killing you.

Physics go away, and the world explodes, and I escape with physics.

But then you get Rick Roll'd by toast.

This happens.

I lol so hard because of that video that the Universe shatters and everyone's deaf

Magmortar,Use Fire Bazooka!!! All of you died!! *(Goes away as if nothing happened)*

GO MUDKIPZ!

Pikachu, use Seismic Toss!! Its Super Effective!!

Magikarp randomly gets the seven Chaos Emeralds, transforms into Super Magikarp, and kills everyone.

Oooh, this gave me an awesome idea. I should make a Magikarp sprite recolored with Super Sonic colors. o.o

EDIT: Finished it!

But then I trap him, and torture him with this:

Torture backfires.

you:
me:

I hypnotize your math teacher to have her give you homework to divide by 0, and if you don't do it, you get Fs all over your report card.

I ace the test. the teacher kills everyone else.

But then you find out that your mother is Billy Mays. Since you're half Billy Mays, and Billy Mays is dead, you're dead.

I use Gremlin Gus' jokes to distract you while I stab you in the back with a knife.

:0:

Everyone but me glitched out and died.

I trip you and you are stuck in a pile of mud, I point and laugh, haha!

I use my super-mega-awesome-etc. powers of being too lazy to think up of a creative idea of what to post here to kill you.

I use a super-mega-awesome-etc. shield to deflect your super-mega-awesome-etc. attack and it hits you with super-mega-awesomeness.

I defend myself with your super-mega-awesomeness, then I get jealous and then I invite you over to my house and tell you to try out my Xbox. While you are playing, I say Sorry and I kill you painfully and silently

I buy a chainsaw, then I walk up to, then I kill you with...

A small stick.

I eat your stick, realize it taste bad, then spits it out on your eye.

I replace his eyes with super-eye lasers like Superman's. He kills everyone else, then thanks me and forms an alliance with me. AND ME ONLY

An alliance? 030 Now we can take over the univer-*laser eyes accidentally activate*

.......Whoops...

Alliance was a fluke. I trust no one.

TNT SPAM!

I teleport out of the blast radius and you get attacked by trolls.



Problem?

I steal all you pokemon and the give a super-combined-explosive-nuclear-odenantal-chemical-fusion Blast. You are dead. (Sorry XP)

All my Pokemon? What about this Master Ball? *throws Master Ball at Leo Breacker*

The wild Leo Breacker was caught!

I force you to watch 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I smash the TV on your head, take out the Scythe of Slice and cut all your vital organs out. You are dead. Kbai