Pleased to be welcome onto Road of Victorious. Pocket Beast is a special treat on Road Winner, so you can be talk for that as many for you want.
(Excuse the Engrish, it's an attempt to be funny)
Booting up VR-New-User-Guide.txt
Welcome to Victory Road! Besides the regular rules, there are a few other ones you should know.
1. LiteTheIronMan (who you will be meeting shortly) is the ultimate awesome.
2. Never question the authority of LiteTheIronMan, or any other moderator or administrator for that matter.
3. When in doubt, ask LiteTheIronMan.
4. If still in doubt, ask on the help boards.
5. If in doubt once more, you're either an idiot or just plain asking for it. Go back to rule number one. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 200 experience points.
