Since Conker has had his 10th year I want to celebrate his victory with a game. A game unlike anyother back then. A game, called "Conker's Bad Fur Day."

Conker's Bad Fur Day is a game where you get to play as a drunk out of his mind squirrel after having a hangover going back to home. Conker's first appearance was in the N64 kart racing gem, Diddy Kong Racing. His first action platformer which is E rated called Conker's Pocket Tales on the GBC. And now, Conker's first home console adventure is his only real known game and man it is a hit.

The story starts out with Conker trying to get back home ,but got drunk and ended up somewhere else where he shouldn't be. He has to get back home. But, the panter king needs a table leg for his milk so they can use Conker as a table leg to make sure his milk doesn't spill. This was probably done on purpose to be stupid and probably for the best. You'll be meeting other funny characters in the story like Gregg the Grim Reaper and Birdy. It's one completely insane game story from start to finish and by the time your done with the game you'll want to play the game again and wished Rare maked a sequel.

The gameplay, now the gameplay by in no means is half assed. Since there is none. You got platforming, third person shooting, kart racing, and even movie spoofs from Aliens, Saving Private Ryan, Dracula, Clockwork Orange, and many other areas based off those movie spoofs. Another big reason why this game is rated M as well is the perverted parts of the game, you'll be peeing on enemies, killing a giant poo monster that sings better then Justin Bieber, pollinating a flower to show it's breast, and even Berri would count as a perverted character to look at. As for the multiplayer, there are a bunch of dfferent modes. I won't go into all of them ,but one's called Raptor where you play as the cave men or the raptors. Playing as the raptors is way easier since if your playing as the cavemen you're probably screwed and one called Beach where you play as the squrriels or the tediz. Tediz can easily kill, squrriels have to use stealth and be careful not to be spotted by the Tediz. There's even a cheat code and audio area for you to choose what kind of sound is the best for your tv and cheat codes that can give you things like fifty lives or even a easy or very easy mode. The controls for Conker in the main story aren't anything new to say about ,but like Super Mario 64 and Banjo Kazooie they work. The graphics in this game for N64 is phenomenal, stunning. Better looking then any of the N64 games hands down. Banjo Tooie has nothing on the design that Conker's Bad Fur Day has. It's truly a masterpiece.

If you have an N64 BUY THIS GAME! You're missing out. If you don't have a N64 then get the Xbox version. (just don't be expecting a masterpiece of a remake) Overall, any Nintendo player must play or have this to be a true gamer. This game is a true gem. Conker's Bad Fur Day for the N64 recieves a 10/10.

Overall: 10/10

Masterpiece