I've started a new little contest. As you might've seen, I have a new homepage image, which I drew:


However, "so i herd u liek floatzelz" isn't original, contains misspelled words, and doesn't exactly sounds that good. Your job: make a new slogan! You may submit as many slogans as you like, but the winning one will be placed where "so i herd u liek floatzelz" is now.

First entry will be my own (but I don't think it fits the homepage):
Where Typhlosion watches Floatzel eat Shaymin

Floatzel.Net - All orange sea weasels, all of the time
Floatzel.Net - Now with 20% more weasels!
Floatzel.Net - Highly recommended by 9 out of 10 sea weasels!
Floatzel.Net - Contains more orange then a fruit stand

how about "now with 50% more awesome"

Floatzel.net- where we dine on salad hedgehogs.

Lol, I thought the slogan was supposed to be related to the site in some way.

It can, but it doesn't have to be. And the contest isn't over. I'm just putting that up as a placeholder.

"When you go orange sea-weasel, you neva go back!"

Flozal.net-where pogeymanz and Mah-ree-oh coexist!

Floatzel.net- where hydrodynamic orange bouyant weasels actually make sense.

floatzel.net-where water blasting weasels, and plumbers that go to space and fight this thing: make complete sense
floatzel.com-where evolution is not science or a sin here

Floatzel.Net-Come here?

The contest is still up. Heat's phrase is currently the best so far.

Floatzel.net - you try and find a better unofficial pokemon website!

F as in Floatzel.net
L as in Look, it's Floatzel.net!
O as in OMG it's Floatzel.net
A as in Andy, look! It's Floatzel.net!
T as in The great Floatzel.net
Z as in Zounds! Is that Floatzel.net?
E as in

That's as far as I got.

Floatzel.net: Where the hottest flames are doused by sea weasels.

"I think Pokémon is a pretty cool guy. eh beats the gym leaders and doesn't afraid of anything..."

I lack creativity and I'd be doing it wrong if I replaced Pokémon with Floatzel. >.>

Here's a few:
Floatzel.net, hypnotoad commands you to stay here!
Floatzel.net, batteries not included.
Floatzel.net, even better than Wikipedia!

Floatzel dot net, Floatzel is allowed but Buizels are banned
Floatzel dot net, Were floatzel is stronger then arceus

I know these really suck Ill try to come up with better

Floatzel.net home of the salad hedgehog

Floatzel.net where its ok to worship arceus

Floatzel dot net the best thing since slice bread

or

Floatzel dot net the place were shaymin is a part of complete breakfast

these are probably better than my last ones

Are you going to choose one?

This is about the only one I like:

The slogan will be held as "Where Shaymin Gets Eaten" for now.

Floatzel.Net -- Carrying you across a sea of Pokémon


(That was rather bad.)

Orange sea-weasel: The other, other white meat.

Not exactly a slogan just something I thought of.

Floatzel.net:
Floatzel. Obey it.