This is basically where the first person posts the end of the thread (in this case thread death, cause I'm not a mod), and the next poster posts the cause of the above post. Simple as that, and it can get hilarious. So uh, I'll start.

Okay, this needs to stop. You all know that a TAS of the training mode of Star Fox will go on forever if intended. You just don't seem to grasp that concept.

BUMP. I'm still pretty confident about this.

Training modes always end. It's a no-brainer.

Hey guys, I was wondering if Training mode in Star Fox ends...

Alright, I'm done with my rant about Parepin. You may now change the topic.

Yeah, I will admit Emperorempoleon2, those are lots of things that are wrong with Parepin.

Alright, new topic: PAREPIN. Why does our government push it on us as a painkiller and anti-depressant? I had some to cure my headache once. I could not emote for a week. Plus, whenever I drank water, it tasted like Parepin! There are weird effects with that drug, and I think it causes hallucinations as well. HOW IS IT STILL LEGAL?

Well, I can't find anymore to say about that, really...

Oh my GOD, we have already established that grape soda is ALWAYS purple. Anybody else want to say some wise crack about my favorite drink, or are we done here?

so grape soda sometimes comes in shades of yellow?

What color is grape soda? I think its in shades of yellow.

Ah man I LOURVELUVLOVEEELEU grape soda, and its deep, luscious color... /me salivates

Hey, who else here likes Grape Soda? Its so awesome!

(Lets just say emperor said that)

WHAT?!? HOW COULD ANYBODY LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER??

I know a couple people at school who like Justin Bieber. It kind of scares me, and I know everybody who hears that goes into shock...

Hey, does anyone know people who like Justin Bieber?

I had to play Justin Bieber at a New Year's presentation at my Japanese school, and it was so embarassing. D:

Of course, to make myself feel better, I acted like a total idiot. I was the star of the show. XD

Fine...I'll stop spamming memes....

STOP PUTTING ALL THOSE TROLLFACESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ATTACK OF TROLL FACES!

is so much better than . =I

And with that, mass lyricspamming is over.

I wanna be, the very best. Like no one ever was! To catch them, is my real test, to train them is my cause! I will travel across the lands. Searching far and wide. Each Pokemon, to understand, the power thats inside!! Pokemon! Gotta Catch 'em all its you and me. I know its my destiny! Ohhh your my best friend, in a world we must defend! Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! A heart so true! Our courage will pull us through! You'll teach me, I'll teach you, Pokemoonn! Gotta catch em' all! Gotta catch 'em alll!


Shang:
Let's get down to business--to defeat the Huns.
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you

Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!

Chien-Po:
I'm never gonna catch my breath

Yao:
Say good-bye to those who knew me

Ling:
Boy I was a fool in school for cutting gym

Mushu:
This guy's got 'em scared to death

Mulan:
Hope he doesn't see right through me

Chien-Po:
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!

Shang and Chorus:
(To Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(To Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(To Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a man out of you?

Shang and Chorus:
(To Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(To Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(To Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

(To Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(To Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(To Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Life is hard
And so am I
You'd better give me something
So I don't die
Novocaine
For the soul
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out
Life is white
And I am black
Jesus and his lawyer
Are coming back
Oh my darling
Will you be here
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out
Guess who's living here
With the great undead
This paint-by-numbers life
Is ****ing with my head
Once again
Life is good
And I feel great
Cause mother says I was
A great mistake
Novocaine
For the soul
You better give me something
To fill the hole
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm think of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
We've known together for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
I guess we both know what's been goin' on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feelin'
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(OOOOOH give you up)
(OOOOOH give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(OOOOOH give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(OOOOOH give you up)
We've known together for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
I guess we both know what's been goin' on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you

Heard any good songs lately?

Next user to post controls the new topic.

Guys, let's face it. Magikarp is sooooo much better than Feebas. They just had to make it rare for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

GPFTW, you KNOW that feebas is way better than magikarp, because seriously, why would it be rare, huh?

Feebas gives you Milotic. It only appears in one random square in the game.

Magikarp gives you Gyarados. It appears literally EVERYWHERE.

I rest my case.

Why won't GPFTW believe that Feebas is MUCH better than magikarp?

Guys, GPFTW is wrong.

FLAME TIEM HURRRRRR :B

Feebas sucks so much more than Magikarp! After all, Gyarados can pwn Milotic any day.

I just FINALLY found a Feebas in my Pearl version!

Hey, NismoZ, hows it going for you so that you can catch feebas?

Well, I guess catching 'em all isn't for me. I'd rather stick to just catching all of the Grass types or whatnot, even if catching Celebi and Shaymin are rather difficult.

(At least I don't have to catch all of the Water Pokemon or something, they have SO MANY FREAKING POKEMON. Especially catching Pokemon like, say Kerudio, and Feebas is pretty hard. I haven't met anybody besides HRFTW who's caught a Feebas.)

I kinda laughed on how GPFTW keeps on failing to catch any Pokemon.

I hate how everyone catches Pokemon and I can't. It distresses me. It's not like I'm living under a rock, though... ;A;

Guys! I just found a shiny eevee!

Whoa whoa, alright guys, thats enough of that. Some people really feel strongly against it when you talk about spaghetti like that. Seriously, lets please change the subject...

That spagetti dinner felt REAL good when I shoved it up my ass...

inb4 this post is edited/deleted/arrow'd

I just had a nice spaghetti meal today. Everyone likes spaghetti, right?

Yes, you heard me (or read me... whatever) right.

WUT!? Surely you can't be serious..

O MAH GAWD IT'S A DOUBLE RAINBOW!

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, EMPEROR?!??!

I SLIT YOUR THROAT AND YOU DON'T EXIST ANYMORE

Oh yeah? Or else what?

What would you do about it? We can make fun of your mom as much as we want!

SHUT UP ABOUT MY MOTHER >IV

YO MAMAS SO UUUGLY, SHE GOES TO MCDONALDS JUST SO SHE CAN LOOK HUMAN!

I think that people who make "your mama" jokes are stupid. Of course everyone at VR is too cool for that, right?

...Right!?

Ok. Now that I'm done talking about Weegee stuff, you can change the topic now.

OMG ZEKROM, YOUR WEEGEE REFERENCES ARE GETTING REALLY ANNOYING. STOP. NOW. PLEASE.

HAY GUYZ, WHAT IF WEEGEE HAD A STARING CONTEST WITH CHUCK NORRIS???? NOT SO HAPPY WITH YOUR CHUCK NORRIS STATEMENTS NOW, ARE YA!?!?

[Out of character] I don't understand what Zekrom is trying to say. [/Out of character]

Chuck Norris is epic. He once shot a man with his fist.

Chuck Norris sucks. They only make him look tough with special effects. In real life, hes a wimp.

This thread is now terrible

(you see this implies that the rest of the posts will not be terrible)

Apparently Rando is viewing this thread.

Now it's a race to see who can finish posting first!

I wonder if Rando is viewing this...

You know who's a cool user, bro?

Rando

The coolest user here on VR is hands down, Ningamer, not FreezeWarp!

Coolness radiates off MY body. MINE. Not FreezeWarps.

Why are we even talking about radiating bodies?

Freezewarp's body radiates coolness.

If only he'd fix the server...

I think Freezewarps not cool. He should really fix the server....

Freezepop = Awesome

But the server...

Does anyone know any cool users here on VR?

Yeah.. I've been hoping for that to happen too, who could do it though?

Well...It is possible...

WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU SAYING!? HOW COULD YOU BELIEVE THAT IS REMOTELY POSSIBLE!?

Really? You think so?

I think I've found a way to turn into Chuck Norris. You basically try to endure something you hate a lot, then do it for 24 hours straight without giving up.

I've been trying to turn into Chuck Norris, but I haven't got a lot of luck. Anyone have any tips of advice?

Alright, I'm done talking about how much I hate TV, next person to post can change the topic.

I can't believe what they're doing with those new shows they're coming up with, too. They're chock full of fail.

You think Spongebob sucks nowadays? Just look at Cartoonnetwork now, they don't have ANY humor, they're becoming completely stupid because of the way they talk, no creativity whatsoever, and finally, they just plain ol' suck.

I don't watch TV much, but I think the new Spongebob episodes suck. C'mon, Nickelodeon, why can't you think of something like the 2001-2008(?) episodes? :U

I suppose that they are, but that may just be because the media is "attempting" to make better shows. Personally, I could care less, since I spend most of my time on the computer. But I guess people have their own opinion.

But one thing I can say is that English dubs are horrible. :U

Wow, I haven't watched TV in a long time. I forgot how much it sucked.

I was watching a TV show the other day. There are so many ripoffs of past shows. They're all horrible.

Has anyone watched TV lately? I haven't watched it for over 9000 years.

WOOT! Hay guyz, I just brought home an LED TV I won in a lucky draw. Cant wait to plugin my TiVo and watch me some fine cable television.

Ok, I'll stop being unoriginal. Next person to post changes the topic.

Zekrom, quit stealing mah jokes. >:V

So a bald dude walks into a bar when..

Oh, we've stopped doing this already? Dang..

Why do you keep plaigiarising us?

Insert something regarding a band that nobody ever listens to here

Hmm... Emp hasn't posted in this thread in a while...

Soye imma be leavin for a month

Oh, you too? Who else is leaving?

Sorry guys. I'm not going to be here for a while. I have musical rehearsal.

Who here plays music?

Oh God.

Are you REALLY that stupid!? OF COURSE I PLAY CELLO! Therefore, I can play any type of music I want, whether it be classical or video game themes.

Hey, Mariothecellist. Do you play cello?

Meh.. Cellos.. I prefer the double bass.

Well, I prefer the cello. In fact, it is the closest instrument to the human voice. It's just SO AMAZING!!! Je l'aime...

[OOC MODE: It should be je c'aime, je me pense.]

I really like the viola d'amour. TOTAL STRING OVERKILL!