This is the game where you post "If you need instructions on how to________ check out the enclosed _______"
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If you need instructions on how to THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH check out the enclosed MADNESS.

If you need instructions on how to check your power level check out the enclosed guide. It has over 9,000 pages!

If you need instructions on how to kill zombies check out the enclosed tin pot

If you need instructions on how to screw the rules, check out the enclosed money.

If you need instructions on how to Throw me a pass check out the enclosed football

If you need instructions on how to leik mudkipz check out the enclosed Mr. Meme.

A.K.A., This guy. -->

If you need instructions on how to FIRE MAH LAZAR check out the enclosed Doctor Octogonapus.

If you need instructions on how to Rick Roll check out the enclosed Mr. Meme.

NO NOT THAT ONE! *boom*

If you need instructions on how to wonder what Ganon's up to, check out the enclosed stuff!

If you need instructions on how to set up us the bomb, check out the enclosed zig.

If you need instructions on how to buy lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it? Then check out the enclosed rubies.

If you need instructions on how to beat a Lv. 20 Solid Snake in Brawl, then check out the enclosed Chuck Norris.

If you need instructions on something, check out the enclosed anything.

If you need instructions on how to not let you do that, check out the enclosed Star Fox.

If you need instructions on how to [Insert witty thing here], check out the enclosed YOU NEED MOAR IMAGINATION! >:U.

If you need instructions on how to do a good essay really fast and get a good grade on it, then check out the enclosed extra brain.

If you need instructions on how to leekspin, check out the enclosed Inoue Orihime.