Finish the sentence:

You know you play too much Pokémon when...

...when you attempt to make your pets use attacks: "Spot, use Bite!"

You know you play too much Pokémon when you can only pick up items such as notepads or cell phones when they are inside an item ball.

You know you play too much pokemon when you think wild pokemon will come out of tall grass

You know you play to much Pokemon when...

...You hear the video game's music in your head when you are thinking.

(That happened to me with Pokemon and Kirby.)

... When you start repeating you name. "John!" "John!" "John!!!!"

... when you go out and try to capture wild animals thinking they'll actually obey you.

I guess you don't have the proper badge yet. D:

...When you find a cool rock, put it on your cat, and wait for it to evolve.

...when you think your dog can breathe fire

... When you begin using the words "Palkia" and "Dialga" in place of Space and Time in Physics class.

Ouch

...When you refer to "God" as "Arceus".

... When you go through the trouble of writing a fake holy book for the Church of Arceus even though that organization is a) not existent and b) would offend everyone ever if it did.

...when you ask your friends to bring out their balls when you wanna play at their house


XD

When you go up to someone and say "I have Great Balls! What kind do you have?".

...You let 10 year olds go across the country by themselves...
That would cause some problems...

You find yourself saying
"IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!"
alot...

You know you play too much Pokémon when you find yourself repeating questions when other people say no.

When someone walks right up to you and you break out in a one way conversation.

You know you play too much Pokemon when...

you bump into the wall and into ppl you suspect to hear a annoying bump noise everytime.

...When you walk into random houses when you go to a town that is new to you.

Oh wait. That's every RPG

You know you play too much Pokemon when you ask your mum to heal your Pokemon.

...when you fear to roam through the tall grass because you lack Pokémon.

... when you blame things getting rained out on Dragonair (or, if you're so inclined, Kyogre).

...when you slather honey on a random tree and wait 6 hours and 15 minutes for a rare Pokémon to appear.

...your cellphone's wallpaper is that of two Gibles stacked on each other from Ranch and the personal banner to go with it reads, "Über Gible."

(The funny thing is, that's exactly the scenario on my phone! )

...when you pick random berries and eat them

.....When you're afraid a balloon will take you to the underworld

...when you have slogans for towns you randomly (and quickly) discover

Ex.New York City, the city where smog runs free!

...when you throw a pokeball game at your monitor trying to catch floatzel






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.......When you except Arceus as your lord and savior

...when a hurricane kills thousands of people and you blame Kyogre.

...when you think the desert was made by Groudon and Regirock

When you beileve your meteorite contains a deoxys

...when you go to said meteorite and touch it with your pokemon cartridge hoping your deoxys will change forms

When you assume that the municipal water treatment facility is just a large half-pipe of water with Suicune purifying it.

when you think thunderstorms are either Zapdos' or Raikou's fault

True Story:

...When you are on your way to school and there's a thunderstorm, so you pray to Zapdos that you will go home early.

... When you intend to create a shrine to Arceus in your locker.

And I will. Believe you me.

...when you sleep at night thinking Darkrai is under your bed

...when you call real life animals Pokémon (Dogs are Houndoors, Cats are Skitty)

........When you sick a blob can turn into anything

When you can honestly answer most of the questions in the purity test true.

...When you wish your pets would evolve already. I mean, come on, you're level 86, and you're STILL a Feebas!?

...when you think its ok to hold your breath for hours underwater looking for a secret tunnel (lol emerald ref.)

...you turn white and shrink after talking to your English professor.

when you can't jump unless off a steep cliff that doesn't seem much higher than the ground below.

...When you make your pets hold random Berries you found outside, and see what their effect is.

...when you want to study pokemon and later be like prof. Oak.

...when you throw a ball on your cat...

When you call onigiri doughnuts, crackers, and sandwiches.

When you think you can catch God.

When every human emotion manifests itself at a lake.

When you color golf balls like pokeballs and start throwing them at random animals.

when you go to a Wal'Mart and start throwing bouncy balls down random isle ways where customers are shopping and yell "Go Pikachu! Go!"

(...yeah, it was fun, lol)

...when you have a nightmare, then wake up too think darkrai is near... :darkrai:

...you decide to sap every sentry and make them all Sentrets. then your rival SPY comes over and saps THEM to turn them into Furrets. Then I sap THOSE Furrets and make them all level 100. etc.

When you change some of the lyrics to your favorite songs to Pokémon names.

You pretend to eat shaymin.


*stares at Floatzel*

...you like to start a new game with no Pokemon in your team.

You claim that the reason you're an "evolutionary family of Houndour, Growlithe, and Poochyena person" is because you're allergic to the evolutionary families of Skitty, Meowth, and Glameow.

... you mistaken Wingull for a seagull. Or other way around!