Post your PUNniest puns here. :3 For those who do not know:

pun

noun, verb, punned, pun·ning.



1.

the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words.

2.

the word or phrase used in this way.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

A play on words.

Make like a German shepherd and get the flock out of here, SK.

That egg was egg-celent!

You know, Kaz, I was thinking of you when I made this thread. Butireallydon'tunderstandthatonelolexceptfortheflo ckpart o3o

Also. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Did you hear about the guy that got his entire left side blown off?
He's all right now.

This thread is so punny it's making me laugh

Well cum 2 the Colbear Repour?

I'll bump this thread with a joke I learned today
*er-hem*

So, Kermit the Frog walked into a bank. The Teller of the bank was named "Patricia Whack," but that's a bit of a mouthful, so everyone called her Patty. So, Kermit walks up to the booth and asks for a loan. Patty says, "Well, first I'm gonna have to see some Collateral." So Kermit gives her a box of Glass figurines. "What the heck are these!?" Patty exclaims. "These can't count for Collateral! Get out of here!" Then the guy behind Kermit says, "They're Nick-Nacks, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan."

What did the girl say when she opened the safe?

OICURMT
(Say each letter out loud)

I heard that my band teacher was a really good speaker, so I took him and hooked him up to my computer.