This is a Non-Serious Roleplay for Mariothecellist, emperorempoleon2, SK, Mario 227, and The Tropius of Tropius only. IF YOU AREN'T THEM, DON'T POST HERE.
EDIT: Di-rec-tors note: There will be special guests. But we'll say when, and who.
Welcome to VR Hosptial! If you're here, that means you're horribly sick, and we'll gonig to kill you.and were going to heal you. This is an insane assluym, too. Our hospital is number -1number 2! We need to bombbeat that other hospital! BEAT IT TOO A PULP! We can all play each other, but try to keep it YTP/Robot Chicken like.

Anyhoo, let's start.

"HOLY MOTHER GOOSE EGGS WE'VE GOT A SICK PATIENT!" I said. "HOW SICK IS HE?!" said Dr. Empoleon. "HE'S REAL SICK!" I responded. "HOW SICK?!"
"REAL SICK!"
"REAL SICK?!"
"REAL SICK!"
REAL SICK?!"
"YEA!!!!1!!!!!!"
"GET HIM/HER TO THE OPERATION TABLE! STAT!" Dr. Empoleon said. "Okay. So, what've we got here?" "We've got.... the....... SWINUB FLU!!!" "WUT?!"
To be continued.........

"SWINUB FLU HOLY NASSCRACKAZ!" I screamed. I removed the patient's larynx because if he can't breathe, he can't waste oxygen panting.

"You're going to be okay... You're going to -- Oh crap, another one flatlined. Oh well, I haven't eaten in a while, so..."

Nurse Tropius stood in shock and awe while I gouged the corpse's eyes out and chewed them.

"Hmmm... Needs more salt."

"YOU'RE DISGUSTIHNG!" I yelled. "I am a MAN, not a woman! Silly Dr. Empoleon." I bonked him on the head, and his head fell into the corspe and then......


EDIT: Within a few hours, the hospital was restored. And then another patient came. "SMUGLEAF!" He yelled! "HOLY NUSTCRACKLERS! He's got the meme spamming sickness! And don't let him die this time!"

"Oh crap... I don't want to be operating when he suddenly changes his face to match Smile.jpg... YOU TAKE THE PATIENT NURSE TROPIUS!!!!! Also, YES YOU ARE A NURSE EVEN IF YOU'RE A GUY!!!!!"

Tropius was severely untrained when working with memes. Surprisingly, the operation was going well when...

"MAMA LUIGI!"

The patient sat up suddenly, bonking his head on the shelf above him, giving him a fatal concussion.

"Dude, bring your phone! You are not going to believe this..."

"I just found the perfect background wallpaper for your phone! Look!"

As Dr. Empoleon was showing Dr. Tropius the picture of the cute and fuzzy cat on his phone, the patient was spazzing out...and glowing. Of course, being too distracted by the cat, the doctors noticed nothing. After the glow became more noticeable, Drs. Empoleon and Tropius noticed.

"Oh noes...The patient is..."

EDIT: ...the patient is...... I don't know, to be honest." Dr. Cellist said. "Wait, lemme do this operation....." said Dr. Empoleon. He cut off his leg. 'Hm...... jugiding by the rings on his leg.... HE'S LEVEL 16!" :O :0 "HE'S EVOLVING!!!!!"

(Not the story: Darn it, I liked the ScatMan version. Oh well, I'll do this one. Plus, I'm going to bed now, don't expect anything else from me until tomorrow)

"Hoorays!" The trio exclaimed
"Ooh!!! I hope I get a Squirtle! PLEEEEEEEEASE let me get a Squirtle!" exclaimed Empoleon.

Drs. Mario and Tropius looked at each other in confusion, then proceded to continue working on the patient.

"Well, he has no leg now," said Dr. Tropius. "What do we do?"
"Let's see...Didn't Megaman come in last week to become a full human? Something about "Wily's not worth it" or something...
"Let me check...Yes, he did."
"Where did we put his blaster?"
"Right there in the corner. We left right after his operation for drinks, so we didn't bother cleaning up, remember?"
"Yeah. Hand that thing to me."

Dr Empoleon waited outside to wait for the "evolution" to finish. Meanwhile, Drs. Mario and Tropius finished on the patient.

After only a few minutes, the operation was complete.

"Dr. Empoleon, the evolution has finished! You can come in!" said Dr. Tropius.

After laying his eyes on the patient, Dr. Empoleon exclaimed...

"WTF IS THAT THING!?" I said, "What? It's just a Wartotle with a robot lazor canon leg...." "No, what it's doing." "Oh." I said. I looked, I saw, I said "It's.....it's....doing the SCATMAN!!!!!!"

"OH MAH GAWDZORZ. Get this abomination outta this hospital!"

And so the Wartortle left... By using its leg blaster as a FREAKING ROCKET.

"Now I want a robot laz0r canon leg......" said Dr. Cellist. "We can arrrange that," said Dr. Empoleon, slowy rasing knife in his right hand. "Hey? What's that?" I asked as the Drs. looked up. "Wha? Where?" They asked. "OVER DER!" I yelled.
"A bird!"
"A plane!"
"An..... anamortrophic blue hedgehog?"
Then it fell out of the sky.

"Okay, where the hell did Sonic come from?"

He stood on top of me. It took a while for me to realize that he wasn't wearing friction-proof shoes, he was wearing SPIKY CLEATS.

"Oh great, Sonic. Now I'M the one who needs to go to the Vemergency Room." (Yes, Vemergency.)

"GET HIM TO THE VEMERGENCY ROOM! STAT!"
"What room?"
"The VEMERGENCY ROOM!"
"Okay."
Dr. Cellist took Dr. Empoleon to the Vemergency room, ad I played a co-op commentary on NSMBW with Sonic. "Dr. Tropius! We have a problem!"
"What kind of problem?"
"A TYPO problem!" DR. Cellist said. "OH DEAR GOD! WHERE IS IT?!" "It's in the......*wispher wispher wispher*" "Since when did we have a V***in Rooom?" "Since you got high that one night and told me to install it."
"Oh yeah. Smugleaf is a H*ll of a drug. LET'S GET MOVIHNG!" We headed to the V***in Room, where Dr. Empoloen was going into a deep depresion of....

Being surrounded by... Virgins, I guess...

"All these people... GET THEM AWAY!"

Dr. Tropius used his HM slave to fly to the Virgin Room. But, his HM slave was a Chinchou, so it couldn't use fly. "Beaver Dam! We need to find another way!"

Meanwhile, Dr. Empoleon was suffering because there was only one game to play in that room..... SUPEREMAN 64! "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

"Hm......No. Not that, either. No...... YES!" They decided on using a pencil sharperner to fly to it. In a few seconds, when they were in the Virgin Room, they saw the most horrific sight of all.
Dr. Empoleon was.... was.......

AN EMPOOLEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|||||||IIIIIIIlllllllll11111111T TTTTTJJJJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVV

"Quick! Do something to- hey, look! A new pateint!" "BLAST AWAY!" said Dr. Empoloen.
"So, what are we dealing with here? asked Dr. Empoloen. "A..... a....... A PERSON WHO'S TURNED INTO A VEGETABLE!" "Quick! Hand me the laser gun!"

"I'M FIRIN' MAH LAZORS!!!11!!!1!!" exclaimed Dr. Empoleon the Empoleon.
Dr. Empoleon continued to fire anti-vegetable lasers at the new patient for a long time.
"How many times have you shot him, Dr. Empoleon?" asked Dr. Tropius.
"Hmmm...About 10,000 times. Why?" responded Dr. Empoleon.
"10,000?!?!?" exclaimed Dr. Mario, "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!"

After Dr. Mario flipped out, the patient started to...

flip out with Dr. Mario. "DANG IT!" siad Dr. Tropius. "We'll need some.....- Then Link came out the window and started to play the OoT. "Yay!" Drs. Tropius and Empoleon yelled. However, it was just a 2$ Orciana that he got from TRU. "Aw......."

Empoleon was getting pissed. He grabbed a gun and shot himself.

He didn't die. He wasn't even hurt. A bullet came out, but it flew right through him without forming a wound and hit a squirrel.

Turns out the squirel was the persident in disguse. "*****." said Dr. Empoleon. "What now?" "MAX REVIVE!!!!!" Dr. Mario threw it at the president and then.......

...Nothing happened. Mario actually threw a Quick Claw.

"MARIO YOU FREAKING IDIOT I'M GOING TO FIRE YOU AT THE END OF THIS MILLENIUM"

Then the world freaked out and called Dr. Empoleon a racist, so Dr. Tropius created a youtube account and ranted about it. Dr. Mario said "We'll need some back-up!" Like who?"
"Why hello gentle men. I may be able to help you.'
They turned around and saw.....THE TAILS DOLL!

"I have a deal for you, gentlemen."
"What kind of deal?"
"A dealy deal."
"Hm......SOUNDS PROMISING! LET'S DO IT!" Said Dr. Empoleon.
"Great.. Sign.....here."
Great. Three new doll friends. Hehehehe....ehehehehe...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Ohey Hells Doll," Empoleon said, as he pulled a guitar out of his POCKET and started hitting the 6th fret and the open string on it, almost killing the doll with the power of METAL.

The Tails Doll was half-dead when it hit the ground.

Empoleon healed the doll regardless.

GEH! I must get rid of this music.....

"PREPARE....FOR MY....... LAME 80'S MUSIC!"

~Can you feel the sunshine, everybody? Does it brighten up your day?~

Empoleon countered by playing a Collective Soul + Eels medley.

Then, Tails Doll got out the Wind Waker and played the song that made the tornado.

Emperor ate the frog god that conjured it.

"OH SHI-" Dr. Tropius yelled. "WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!"

*Dr. Tropius said on WoW.

So Empy said "Let's do this.

LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO...

...OOOOOOOOOOOOY A-JENKIYUNS"

"HEY! L00K! A new patient!"

"Qui est-ce?" Empoleon said, because he was taught French in the Virgin room.

"OH MAH GOD IT'S YOU EMP!!!!" NURSE Tropius yelled.

Empoleon then rubbed his fingers across his lips and fainted.

"OH SHI- Hey, look! Full House is on!"
DR. Emp sat there and bled while the others watched Full House.

Emp died, then was ressurected, only to die again when he was hit by a stray copy of Eragon.

We then read it but then the lights went out.

Nurse Tropius hired an electrician to fix it, who found out that Hello Nurse Tropius had been putting the wiring into our éclairs.

*I haz bumping rights*
We then gave all of the patients to Nurse GLADOS, who promised them cake, then got burned.

But Dr.Cellist died in a horrible accident involving a Cello. Then he went to get something at Sam's Club, then came back.
After we ate the patients, we dicided to go all around VR for new doctors.

COMMENCE SEARCH......
NOW!

YOU HEARD THE MAN

Please inquire within if you want to be a Doct or Nurse at the Hospitiful. You must not have any skill.

I guess it's time for Dr. Mario to check to this! Hmm...I'm going to need pills to get rid of the virus.

"OOOH~ TEH PELLIZ" said Dr. Emp as he ate the Pillz Dr. Mario was going to use.
"Hey!" said Dr. Mario.
"What?" replied Dr. Emp.
"I don't know."
Dr. Emp then had a seziure, followed by many speed-runs of Super Metroid.

After Emp came to, he saw a teenage girl in the hospital, wearing clothes from Hot Topic and holding a résume.
"OHAI DERE ME WANNA JYAWOBP"
"Wait... What?"
"i want a job to pya fr mah fanfcshun"
"I don't understand you."
"if u catn understadn meh yer a prep!"
"...Do you want a job? We're hiring."
"yus dat's wy Draco and I came hear, I said wif a dude-ur-so-retarded look on my faec."
"Who's Draco, and why are you SAYING what you have on your face?" Emp was starting to catch on.
"mah bf, and ur a prep becuz u flammed meh, and dat means ur a gay ***. OMFG BI MEN R SOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT AND SO IS GERARD WAY"
"Can I interview you now, strange teenager that somehow materialized inside my hospital?"
"ok. My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, but you can call me Tara Gilesbie, or mary su"
"...Aren't you the chick who wrote My Immortal?"
"ya u red it?"
"Who hasn't? It sucks! It's so hilarious because you can't spell, and apparently nobody has supplied you with a bucket so you can carry a basic plotline."
"OMG UR A PREP U LIEK AVIRL LAVIGNE U SUX"
"No, I have similar taste in music and fashion as you... Which scares me a little bit. But I still don't want YOU, of all people in the WORLD, working here. Our reputation as the worst hospital in the world could be WORSENED with you around. Go get Raven, or as you so call her, 'Willow,'" Emp said with finger quotes around "Willow," "so I can hire somebody who can SPELL WELL."
"UR A PREP ADN IM LEEVIN I SED FLIPPIN MR FATTY OFF"
"Good. Leave. Nobody likes you. Go kill yourself."
"OK I UWZ GONNA N E WAY(geddit like Gerard)"
"Darwinism strikes again," Emp muttered to himself, satisfied at how he had greatly improved the world.

Dr. TVTropius entered the hospital after he played Epic Mickey too much. He then got a call from Mr. Ex-Vice President, **** Cheney.
"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, how may I help you?"
"Uhm, yes, is the Vr Hospital?"
"Read the title."
"Aha, good! You see, I'm having a bit of trouble."
"Did you shoot another "bird" again?"
"No. You see, I shocked myself while working on a machine, and now I have grown a rediculous mustache and have gotten quite fat."
"Good for you."
"Can't you help me?"
"Yes, we can," I responded, " for the right price.">: D
"Good! I'll come over as fast as a hedgehog!"
"Great simile, Mr. Ex-VP." I hung up and thought to myself,"WTF? Machenie? Fat? Mustaches?-Oh hey look."
"Hello, Mr- OH SHI!"