I have seen this thread on another forum, but I found it funny, so why not have it here too.

What you do is pretty much what the title says.
Example v

Person 1: I wish I had a horse.

Person 2: Granted, but the horse tramples you.
I wish _________

That's pretty how much it works.




I wish I had some water.

Granted. It falls from the sky and you get soaked.
I wish I had more wine.

Granted, but you drink too much and you die in a car crash.

I need some spicy food.

Granted, but you have to beat up a bear to get it.
I wish that Smugleaf in B&W had a top hat when chosen.

Granted, but it won't listen to you.

I wish I had a bomb.

Granted, but you die.
I wish I was perfect

Granted, but you end up dying in 5 seconds.
I wish I could have some pie.

Granted, but the pie was actually Hotel Mario and the Philips CD-I bundled into one and you had to play the ENTIRE GAME.

I wish B/W was in english right now.

Granted, But it's only in England now.

I wish for a million kitties.

Granted, but they all have rabies.

I wish Lite wasn't so pompous.

Granted, but Lite then murders you with a pencil..
I wish I was getting with Kim Kardashian

Granted, but she has every STD known to man

I wish for a great big bowl of Chunky Puffs.

Granted, but you have no Milk.

I wish for some medication.

Granted. But they aren't your medication and you suffer from dizziness, hair loss, bad taste, itching, burning, nail growth, hair curling, hair straightening, weight loss, loose fillings, temporary blindness, fits of rage, heart attack, kidney failure, and stroke.

I wish the person above me wished

Granted,but the wish was that you don't ever wish again.
I wish i had super human powers

Granted. It is to see through windows.
I wish I could wish again.

Granted, but you have to wish that you would die.

I wish my headache would stop.

Granted, But now your back aches.

I wish you people would stop wishing for things.

Granted, now other people in other forums are wishing.
I wish I had more cheese to go with my wine.

Granted, but now you need more wine with your cheese.
I wish spongebob had his original voice actor back

Granted, but now he sounds like William Shatner
I wish I had enough wine and cheese.

Granted, but you get Liver Cancer
I wish Billy Mays didn't die.

Granted, but then he becomes a cocaine addict, OWAIT, he already was

I wish that Idno58 would tell us something interesting.

Granted, but it's in a language you don't understand.
I wish stealing from orphans was legal.

Granted, but they only have counterfeit.
Meine wuench ist dass ich kann fluegen.

Granted, but the person is going to give a crummy wish.

I wish I would be forgiven.

Granted, but now everyone is smothering you.

I wish for no repercussions of this wish.

Granted, but you're wrong.
I wish my wishes were meaningful

Granted, but what is meaningful no longer exists.

I wish for pie.

Granted. It's made from the orphans that gave me counterfeit money.
I wish Bearclops would stop mauling my slaves. Or me.

Granted, But now the Pigclops is.

I wish for a better tomorrow.

Granted, too bad tomorrow never comes.
I wish Death and I were best friends.

Granted, but he stalks you eternally.

I wish that Grass Pokemon ruled the world.

Granted, but they can now breathe fire.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, But it was pointless.

I wish it would rain again.

Granted, but it only rains on you.

I wish it would stop storming.

Granted, but only for a minute.

I wish I had Pokemon B&W.

Granted, but they're broken.

I wish that I didn't have so much work!!!

Granted. Now you have to do more work.
I wish I had a cup of water in my hands right now. No more, no less. Nothing tricky, nothing that could kill me or anything like that. No voodoo curses, no christian witch burning. Nothing. Just a plain, glass of water.

Granted, but you drown.
I wish I was at Candied Island!

Granted, but one of the natives eats you.
I wish I could speak Japanese.

Granted, but the Japanese stop using their laguage and start talking in french.
I wish these fleas would go away.

Granted, but now the ticks won't go away.
I wish for money.

Granted, But now Money is Contraband.

I wish I could have a muffin.

Granted, but fungus and pesticide live in the muffin.

I wish for more Grass Pokemon to exist.

Granted, but there is going to be twice the amount of fire pokemon that we currently have that are made.

I wish that I could take a nap.

Granted, but now you won't wake up.

I wish I had some cookies...without yucky stuff in it, only me in the 90000000000000 mile radius around me, and nothing to stop me from eating it...please?

Granted, but you have to eat all 1,571.95 cookies at once.
I wish I was Ninja

Granted, but now you must be perpetually ninja'd.

I wish for more friends in school. (I'm serious, catch me a break...)

Granted, but they all stab you in the back, including your original friends (Happy end!)

I wish Raikou had a better movepool.

Granted, but then Raikou is going to be banned because it's too powerful to use it. Even in the the gameplay.

I wish that Kirby would have a serious face.

Granted. It's so serious no one can take him seriously anymore.
I wish I could have your money, so I could be that much richer.

Granted, but now everyone has more money than you.

I wish for a Jirachi.

Granted, but you read so many minds that your mind explodes.
I wish I was Rotom.

Granted, But all you can possess is a stick.
I wish I could have the power of Walrus

Granted. It's to have tusks the size of your arms, and 3 times as thick.
I wish I could defy the laws of everything!

Granted, but Chuck Norris sues you.

I wish Emboar didn't turn into a fire/Fighting type

Granted, but now Typholosion's a Fire/Fighting type.

I wish for a Grass/Ghost type.

Granted, but it's really ugly and weaker than Sunkern.

I wish Nintendo would allow us to use the danged B/W sprites.

Granted, in fact I'm using them right now. Screw the rules I have...something. But now you must be sued.

I wish that Nintendo let Pokebeach and Serebii use the sprites!

Granted. They're extremely blurry and terrible looking.
I wish I could sue Grass and win and get all of his money for stealing my joke!

Granted, but you are robbed and I get my money back.

I wish that I didn't get so much homework!

Granted. Instead, you are given more tests and projects.

I wish they would translate those frickin games already.

Granted. Into Satanic.
I wish I could read Satanic

Granted, but it becomes Santanic and you are forced to give all your toys away.
I wish all pokemon where ghost type, and they didn't kill each other.

Granted. They're spirits of the dead and keep wailing and annoying the crap outta everyone.
I wish undead wouldn't make such a big deal outta being dead.

Granted, But now they're eating you.

I wish for chairs.

Granted, but now you have hemorrhoids
I wish eorwughaoriorhwgi was a word.

Granted, but soon later it takes over the whole dictionary and then becomes a monster and eats you!!!

I Wish I was surrounded withe the Hottest girls in the world.....And they all loved me!

Granted, but they all want a piece of you so they tear you to shreds so they can have one of your eyelids as a memoir

I wish I had the eyes of a cat

Granted, but now the dogs are after you.

I wish that I did well on my in-class essay. (I know I didn't :/)

Granted, But you failed your test now.

I wish I could ride a pony.

Granted, but the pony throws you into a river.

I wish that I didn't suck. XI

Granted, you now have an industrial fan embedded in your throat.

I wish i was chilling on a luxury yacht at a peaceful harbor.

Granted, but you meet Poseidon and he ain't too happy.

I wish I could see auras.

Granted. But they're so bright you go blind and can't see them no more.
I wish I had a monocle in real life!

granted but the monicle shatters into your eye
I wish I had a cookie

Granted, but there are too many ways I can corrupt this wish.

I wish wishing didn't have to be so specific.

Granted, but now wishes are all pointless.

I wish Lux a happy birthday. (again)

Granted, but she ignored you this time.

I wished in B/W, you don't get so under-leveled very easily.

Granted, now it's even easier.
I wish B/W was the best Pokemon game ever.

Granted, But now you can't play the game.

I wish I didn't have a slight flu.

Granted, now you have a full on flu.

I wish for a cure for all diseases.

Granted, but a new disease crops up.

I wish that I'd get B/W already.

Granted, but you can't get any exp

I wish something interesting will happen in this thread

Granted, BUT IT SHALL NOT PASS.

I wish that was interesting enough.

granted, but no one wil ever see it again
I wish I knew more didgets of pi

Granted, but now pi has even more digets we didn't know about.

I wish something good would happen.

granted but the rest of your day is horrible
i wish i could think of a wish

Granted, but you think too much and your head explodes.

I wish I was normal. o.o

granted but the definition of normal changes afterward
i wish i was less afraid of everything

Granted, but then you died because you stupidly jump into a pool filled with sharks due to a lack of fear.

I wish I own a real life penguin.

granted but the penguin has rabies bites everyone in your house and you all die
i wish for everything!

Granted, but it's all robbed from you later.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, But You ...got something..... 8(

I wish for Pie Flavored Pie.

granted but its not pie

i wish i was stupid

Granted. You jump into a pot of acid, not knowng what it was.

I wish for a wish worth wishing for.

Granted, but everything else gets unworth for and you kill yourself.

I wish Vector could find the computer room.