Originally Posted by Jigglypuff's Codec Messege

Snake: "Aw, there's a big eyeball walking around here..."
Colonel: "That's just Jigglypuff."
Snake: "Jigglypuff? That some kind of marshmallow?"
Colonel: "Jigglypuff is a balloon-shaped Pokémon. It may be light and puffy and full of air, but its Sleep ability is devastating."
Snake: "Sleep...? What's so devastating about it going to sleep?"
Colonel: "The instant it falls asleep, there's a huge buildup of energy in its center of gravity. If it hits you, it's lights out for sure."
Snake: "So it puts a lot of energy into sleeping? Sounds pretty irresponsible if you ask me."
Colonel: "Takes all kinds, Snake. Especially here in 'Brawl.'"

Originally Posted by Kirby's Codec Messege

Otacon: "Snake! Watch out!"
Snake: "For what? That pink marshmallow?"
Otacon: "That's Kirby, also known as 'Kirby from Dream Land.' He's from another planet--in other words, an extraterrestrial. He's got a powerful stomach that lets him swallow and digest anything. And he also has a 'Copy Ability' that allows him to mimic opponents, steal their moves, and use those moves against them. On top of that, he has the power to fly around the stage, so once he's got you in his sights, there's no place to run."
Snake: "...Huh? Yeah, got it. I'll keep an eye out."

Originally Posted by Yoshi's codec messege

Snake: "Otacon! What's this lizard thing?"
Otacon: "That's a Yoshi. It's a dinosaur from Yoshi's Island. Watch out for its long, chameleon-like tongue. If it gets you, you'll be swallowed whole."
Snake: "It lays eggs and throws them, right? ...Then it must be female."
Otacon: "...Actually, it's a 'he.' At least, that's what it says."
Snake: "It talks!?"
Otacon: "Yes! It talks! Well, kind of..."
Snake: "Now you've got me curious. ...How about I capture one so we can see what they taste like?"
Otacon: "Uhh, Snake..."

Originally Posted by Zero Suit Samus's Codec Message

Snake: Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!
Mei Ling: That's just her in the Zero Suit, Snake.
Snake: Without that bulky power suit, she's gotten a lot more agile ... You know, maybe if I took off all this heavy gear, I could catch her ...
Mei Ling: Um, yeah, you wish. Even without the Power Suit, all that training she did with the Chozo has made her a super athelete. I don't think a normal human could ever keep up. Just look at her.
Snake: ... Her loss.

Originally Posted by Eeveelution

someone post the snake v snake one.
Or tell me where I can read all of them

(prefferably the latter)