This is a game I picked up at another forum. It works like this: All you have to do is describe how and what you use to defeat the poster above you so it would look like this:
Player A: I have a sword.
Player B: I block your sword with a stick, which then use to beat you over the head with.
Player C: From behind, I run you over with a wheelbarrow.
And so on.
Remember, anything goes!

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Okay...

You're unarmed, so I simply WHACK YOU 'ROUND THE HEAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

I come from behind with a whack you with a hockey stick, eh.

I mow you over before you notice!

I unplug your lawnmower, and send out my ATTACK DOG with a built-in FORCEFIELD to kill you!

Idno58 uses Feint!
The foes NINGAMER fainted!

I turn into MegaRobot and shoot all of you to death because i am invulnerable t everything except country music

I bring in my radio and blast some country music.

*Whacks radio with his claws*
Without the radio, Noonie is going to kick you.... somewhere...
And I better run now.

I teleport and uppercut you

I summon the six of hearts in attack mode!

I use rhyming words and destroy you!

Im illiterate, wurdz dunt affcet mi!

HADOUKEN!

I force you to watch The Super Mario Bros. Movie

I force you to watch Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li

I force you to listen to the worst music known to man.

i am wearing ear protection and you are the only you hear it

muahahaha

I sneak up to you and steal your Lucario using cheats.

Yoshi, Nom Ultimazone!

Yoshi turns me into an egg, and proceeds to throw it at you!

Then I steal your magnazone, and it zaps you.

I force you to listen to nonstop Mudkipz in action. >:3

I put all the grass pokemon in the world on fire .

D8<

I take my baseball bat and beat you to death in a similar fashion as in Higurashi.

My ghost haunts you for life.