This is a game inspired by "Whose Line is it Anyway?" and it works like this.
I'll say a category, and the next person says a quote that fits into it, and posts their own category with it. The person after them would post a quote that fits into theirs and so on.

ie: Me: Celebrities who shouldn't release rap records
Fubab_107: Hello-my-name-is-Stephen-Hawking-and-they-call-me...
Things Jet Pilots shouldn't say when they forget to turn off the intercom
Kurusu Lapras: This is like riding a bike, right?
etc. etc. etc.

So I'll start:
Things you don't expect to hear from a seashell

"*Cough* *Sniff* Let me outta here!"

Unexpected lines from the next Twilight book

"WTF? NO, just, NO. I can't.. what the Hell is wrong with you guys!?"

If Doctor Seuss had Tourettes

"The cat. The cat. Has has.... hat. That goes. That goes..."

Mario appearing in China.

我們去!
Why Superman's weakness is Kryptonite

[EDIT] from now on you can use pictures and videos as well as quotes.

Bump
"No... bright lights... No!!! *seizure*"

Why Microsoft does not have a hand held console.

Hey, look at this! We call it... the GameMan!

The real reason Nintendo doesn't want spoilers on Black and White

"We can't let people know where we hid Zoroark... lets ban all the spoilers!"

Why commercial ROMs are illegal.

Drew Carry: "We got plenty of comedy shows... ah, **** it."

Reason why Waddle Dee is truly the most unbeatable boss ever (Props to you if you get the reference).