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1. KingOfKYA said on September 3, 2008, 08:38:00 PM (-07:00)

Volcarona
523 posts

Funny linux comands see if anyone eles gets it

$:>man woman
No manual entry for woman.
(Segfalt Core Dumped)

Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...

$:> Man: man: why did you get a divorce?
man: : Too many arguments.

List of linux Comands read in order

Code:

updatedb 
locate 
talk 
date 
cd 
strip 
look 
touch 
finger 
unzip 
uptime 
gawk 
head 
emerge --oneshot condom 
mount 
fsck 
gasp 
more 
yes 
yes 
yes 
more 
umount 
emerge -C condom 
make clean 
sleep

[/code]

2. GreenMan said on September 4, 2008, 03:27:00 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

Ok what is up with that?

3. Cat333Pokémon said on September 4, 2008, 09:25:00 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

I don't think GreenMan understands.

Anyway, even though I know very little about Linux, I still understand the slapstick joke in that!
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4. Yoshi648 said on September 5, 2008, 02:48:00 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

Thanks for sharing that...................uh............yeah.

5. SpaceMan++ said on September 6, 2008, 12:47:00 PM (-07:00)

Zoroark
288 posts

Yes, they are so funny
and we need more

6. GreenMan said on September 6, 2008, 03:47:00 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

or do we need more of these type of jokes?

7. Cat333Pokémon said on September 6, 2008, 03:51:00 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenMan

or do we need more of these type of jokes?

Of course!
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Favorite Pokémon: Buizel, Turtwig, Typhlosion, Lugia, Mudkip, Charizard, Zigzagoon, Floatzel, Torterra, Groudon, Linoone, and Meowth.
~ Owner of Pokémon Platinum ~
Embedded image

I'm not removing this from my sig until another Pokémon movie is in theaters stateside.

8. KingOfKYA said on September 8, 2008, 06:47:00 PM (-07:00)