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Doth thou realize thou ist in thy 21st-century?
I'm sure you do, since you claim to be Guilty Spark...
It's just English for me. I can count to 5 in Japanese, I can understand Urdu, speak a little Spanish, and can read Bionicle, Unown, and 1337.
AND I ALSO KNOW HOW TO IMITATE DE AHNULD! DE GREAT GOHVAHNATAH IS COHMING FOHR YOR HOHMEZ!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I died in Halo 3!
lol
there are really 11 instalations, so its obviouse that the games are false...
also, Bungie wont make a 4th, but there is going to be Halo 3: ODST or Recon.
in it, you play as a marine and are shorter, slower, weaker, cant jump as high, and dont have a computer in your brain to tell you where youre aiming
*lol to that!*
also, you arent the only person here that doent like yoshis...
im actually in a war with a clan where everyones username in it has yoshi...
and there leader is a guy named yoshi648, who is also a moderator here...
also, halo wars is strategy, but the 3rd person ruined the series...
also, did you read my introduction? its pretty funny...
"Hello, I WAS Unit 343 Guilty Spark, Moniter of Instalation 04, but then I came to this annoying planet. I was here to research, now...I don't know why I'm STILL here... The first thing I found on this small planet was a giant white glove that some of you would call "Magic", or the "Master Hand". I should have flown away like crazy, but instead, I greeted the hand. Next thing that happened, I woke up in the middle of a forest and noticed I was ALIVE! I then decided to go play one of Bungie's "Halo" games. I don't understand how you creatures play those games with only three fingers. I also don't understand why the Master Chief Petty Officer has four fingers and a thumb. I also do not understand why Bungie made me call him "Reclaimer". Bungie is abusing thier time machine I guess... Then I decided to change my name so people wouldn't fall asleep when I greeted them. It also makes it seem like I'm not a floating ball thing. Still, there were a few creatures that went Rampant when I greeted them...
Anyway... Hello, I'm Anthony."
Yep. I read it. The 4 fingers and thumbs? That's human evolution, ol' boy. Although scientists believe that in the very distant future, the human pinky will become irrelevant and de-evolve.
(I'm still getting the hang of these forums, which is why I didn't use the quote button)
If you dont understand the thumbs part, play Brawl or look at a few pictures of a lucario...
also, if you are wondering why im typing like this, its the Telepathy font
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Originally Posted by Shaymin
Well, the water was cold, and you could have been a little more gentle...
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Originally Posted by Bob
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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