(to boost activity) <<< This is also good for practice so you know how to back it up in rl.
I'll start it off. My Anti Pokemon statement is....

"Pokemon is for kids."

Now counter it with a AAP statement.

Actually, when you get in to it it's way too complicated for kids. It requires thinking, a skill that you lack.

My turn: Only nerds play Pokemon.

"I used to play Pokemon when I was 7 years old"

You also need to post a question, so I'll just post one.

Pokémon is too violent for kids!

As is Naruto. You think Disney didn't know that when they started airing Shippuden?

"If you play Pokémon, you are a n00b."

There are lots of people in the Pokémon community, yet only some are noobs.

I know this one will be easy, but hey, I couldn't think of anything else. "These Anti-anti-Pokémon people are idiots, they keep flaming us when we're innocent."

You're attacking something that brings people joy. Don't you think that people hate the KKK because they take away the joy of African-Americans' lives?

"Pokemon is anti-semitic/satanic."