I got this idea from a forum
Oh yea, how to play:
person1:First you have to get a Chimchar
person2:then you have to EV it's attack
person3:then you have to evolve it
You get all of that?
Ok then, lettme start

First, you have to catch a Bidoof

Then raise it to level 101

Then it gets traded to Cat to be used as an HM Slave

Then catch another Bidoof.

Feed it some Poffins

Compete in contests- Owait you don't get those until way later
Get the Shuffling Decks

Play CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES.

Then drive your motorcycle to McDonalds.

Order two double cheeseburgers, a medium fry, and a medium coke.

Give them to your Bidoof.

Then go to the name rater and ask him to name your Bidoof "Fat man".

Then go to Pokemon League.

Then buy 1 Ultra Ball

And sell your Master Ball

Then defeat Elite 4 with only that Bidoof.

Then tell your mom to get out of the house then steal some food out of the fridge.

Walk all the way to the farthest Pokémart and ask for a Poké Teen Hunger Force DVD.

Get the ATHF DVD and watch it while laughing your ass off.

(...It's Poké Teen, which is pretty much ATHF with a retarded Miltank as Meatwad, a Sunkern as Frylock, a Blastoise as Shake, and a Gallade as Carl...)

Then, go to the nearest Del Taco and ask if they can grind the box into a PopTart, fill it with nasty meat, cook it in a sleeve, and dunk it in the toilet.

Then go to Goldenrod City,then Lilycove City,then Celadon City,then Vielstone City.

Then the owners of all of those game corners will come and fight each other.

After the fight,battle all of them at the same time with only Bidoof on your side.

And of course try to win!!
(p.s. this is going WAY of-topic)

^How it is going off-topic?

Then go to Mt.Mortar in SS and when the guy says hes master is in Kanto,kill him!

Drink his blood and get a job as a warden at the asylum Manson is locked up in. Sympathize with the inmates and release them all.

Then steal every HM that Gary has.

Give them to Evilguy McAntagonist, hoping he'll use them for good.

Then teach it to Bidoof.If there is a HM which it can't learn,then FORCE HIM TO LEARN IT!!!

Then you play and sing to every Beatles song on RockBand

Then show it to every one of your friends

Then go to China and buy 25 BreatheRight strips.

Then use Surf on them and make sure they are completely wet.

Then stick all of those damp strips into your Bidoof's ears to prevent it from hearing the imperfections of the world.

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Then go to Hiun City and go the Port.

Then visit me and Alakazamaster to evolve your Bidoof

Then have Alakazamaster feed the Bibarel one of his super-mega-ultra rare bitter poffins!

If the Pokemon doesn't explode, whack the Bibarel 32 times on the head and once in the gut.

If that doesn't work, make him Hyper fang Ash in teh butt.

If it doesn't explode,feed it a truck full of Bitter Powder.

It'll definitely explode now. Take its pelvis bone and name it Abortion.

Then attack Arceus with Abortion.

Then Arceus will eat Bidoof.Get a new Bidoof,name it 'Isuck' then repeat all the process.

After you finish, light Isuck on fire.

Then go to Distortion World and encounter Giratina without any Pokemon.

Have him kill you.

After your killed and ripped apart, use a revive to reform yourself

Then catch every Pokemon in the game.

Eat them all... Except Magikarp.

Give it Rare Candies until it is lvl. 100.

Then shove it into your shoe.

THEN RIP YOUR SHOE IN HALF, AND BURN IT, AND CRUSH IT, AND ERASE IT IN MS PAINT, THEN KILL IT, THEN GIVE IT TO THE DEVIL.

Then, play Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing and say " It's better then Mario Kart".

A Nintendo guy will then come in, take the game out of your Wii (yes it's on a Wii) and put in Mario Kart Wii. Complain that you like the other game better.

After playing the game, you'll feel like ditching Sega all star racing.

Then, realize that there is a new Scooby-Doo cartoon coming out and explain to the producers that "Scooby-Doo was cool 50 years ago, now it's sad you won't let it die."

Then go up to scooby-doo and cover him with Isuck's ashes.

Light them on fire whilst building a coffee table, and escape through the wormhole that appears then you take a nail out of a leg.

Then go back through the wormhole, and you'll end up inside your computer. Then you have to beat up a Rotom that's disguised as Rick Astley.

then kill arceus with your bare hands. if you can't, use you dialga to rewind time to right before you attack and repeat until you can kill him. if you eventually do kill him, you are the pokémon master. and the new arceus.

*Ignores Legendaryseeker After beating up Rot Astley use him as your lawn mower for the next three months.

After the 3 months, start the process from the very beginning again. Once you return to this step, listen to So i herd u liek mudkipz for 5 years.

After that, turn on Pokemon Platinum and talk to the lady in Jubilife TV and she will tell you that you won 493 Mudkipz and name one of them "XP" and then.....................................

Then, go back to Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing and say " I hate Mario Kart Wii" and annohilate it back into space.

Also, you have to defeat the Axem Rangers from Super Mario RPG as well.

You'll notice the Axem raiders now have bodies from Megaman ZX. This is normal. When you defeat them, Turbo Omega sonic will appear in your living room. Run like hell.

You'll never get away, and you'll be forced to make him a Fluffernutter.

Then teach it Dig and DIG FOR YOUR LIFE!

Then, DIG FOR YOUR DEATH!

After digging for a while, you'll find yourself in China. Despite not being in Ecruteak City, try to find the Bell Tower while remaining in China's borders. Once you find it, fly to Japan.

Upon flying to Japan, murdur someone. Release it, then catch a Arceus in a broken Poke Ball.

After doing that, win the lottery 15 times.

Eat a bike that says "Je suis un vélo" on the side.

Then you must eat a flaming hamburger that has oil mixed into its buns while assembling a Rubix-Cube and reciting pi to 200 digits...while walking your dog.

If you don't already have your dog with you you have to start all over again, and bring your dog to all the steps this time.

After completing the task, obtain over 9000 Magikarps. Evolve them all.

Then Wreak Havoc on the Indian Ocean with your newly Evolved Gyarados

Then trade the gyarados on the GTS for ridiculous pokemon, namely Arceus, Dialga, Mewtwo, and who could forget- "lvl 9 and under" Regigigas.

After that give you FC to your friend to exchange some items.

Then feed the Gyrados you just traded with the first Pokemon you caught. (It should be a Bidoof) Since you already killed it, simply catch a new Bidoof and name it "Fat man". *NOTE: It needs to have the same nature, gender, moves, stats, markings (if any), item, behavior, ribbons (such as the Elite Four ribbon that the original Bidoof should have had), and caught with the same kind of Poke Ball that the original "Fat Man" did.

Teach Fat Man Hidden Power and use your Psychic powers to change the move to the ??? type.

Then blow up Jubilife City for no reason.

Then shoot them.

Oh, and them, too.

Then read the dictionary. Read the entry on "pudding" 19 times.

Then, listen to "Happy Colored Marbles."

Then listen to selbraM deroloC yppaH

Then, never listen to that song, forwards, backwards, sideways, diagonal, or any combination of the 4.