See how horrible it is, no CSS, and full of videos
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<HTML>
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<TITLE>A noob's page</TITLE>
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<BODY BGCOLOR=yellow Background=http://pics.fort90.com/journal/pokemans.jpg >
<H1><FONT color=red>A typical amateurish site</h1>
This site has a LOLCAT BG, and full of images.
Normally, an amateur abuses BG image, colors, images and videos.
<h2><FONT color=red >(I didnt made this)
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<h1><FONT color=red>LOLCats</h1>
NOOB$ LIEK LOLCATS
<IMG src=http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-cat-wonders-why-he-has-to-hold-the-heavy-end.jpg >
<IMG src=http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-hermione-cat-knows-all-the-answers.jpg>
<IMG src=http://bunwaycards.com/card/verify.aspx?ciid=2645810>
<h2><FONT color=red>VIDEOZZZZ!</h2>
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<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mICdpQ3jFiw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mICdpQ3jFiw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l77XallVt3Y&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l77XallVt3Y&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3l_CkwZ9SeQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3l_CkwZ9SeQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<h1>ExPlOrEr RoX!!!!!!!!11111!!11!</h1>
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<IMG src=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/53/Wiiman.jpg>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>
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<IMG src=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/53/Wiiman.jpg>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>
<h1>FILLER$$ZZ</h1>
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Mauris facilisis justo vitae metus. Curabitur luctus. Aliquam tincidunt tortor sit amet ligula. Proin at lorem. Aenean nisi dui, congue id, convallis quis, consectetur in, lacus. Vivamus augue nunc, consectetur vitae, pulvinar ut, sodales vel, felis. Mauris pede. Morbi nec magna. Etiam cursus dignissim eros. Aliquam ut nunc. Duis mollis nisi quis diam. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Vivamus nulla diam, interdum eget, porttitor et, dapibus vitae, lacus. Curabitur euismod. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Curabitur quis sapien non leo varius lacinia. Nulla facilisi. Vestibulum vitae diam.
<h1><font size=9>NOOBNOOB</h1>
<h1>IM A NOOB!</h1>
I CAN USE IMAGE$!
<IMG SRC=http://mintyferret.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/lolcat7.gif
I CAN MAKE TABLEZ!
<TABLE BOedER=33 cellpadding=23 >
<TR><TD>ONE!!!!11111<TD>TWO</TD>
<TR><TD CoLsPaN=2>WIDER!!!!!1!1!111</TD></TR></TABLE>
PLU$ VIDEOZ!!
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wpCg5h7MyNk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wpCg5h7MyNk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
AND FRAME$
<IFRAME src=http://www.google.com WIDTH=1000 HEIGHT=400>
AND EVERYTHING!!!
NOOBS DONT USE CSS
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