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1. SpaceMan++ said on December 6, 2008, 01:17:52 PM (-08:00)

Zoroark
288 posts

See how horrible it is, no CSS, and full of videos

(copy the following code to a new .html file:)

Code:
<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE>A noob's page</TITLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR=yellow Background=http://pics.fort90.com/journal/pokemans.jpg >
<H1><FONT color=red>A typical amateurish site</h1>



This site has a LOLCAT BG, and full of images.
Normally, an amateur abuses BG image, colors, images and videos.
<h2><FONT color=red >(I didnt made this)
</h2>
<h1><FONT color=red>LOLCats</h1>

NOOB$ LIEK LOLCATS

<IMG src=http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-cat-wonders-why-he-has-to-hold-the-heavy-end.jpg >
<IMG src=http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-hermione-cat-knows-all-the-answers.jpg>
<IMG src=http://bunwaycards.com/card/verify.aspx?ciid=2645810>
<h2><FONT color=red>VIDEOZZZZ!</h2>
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FNsrnXLS9b4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FNsrnXLS9b4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mICdpQ3jFiw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mICdpQ3jFiw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l77XallVt3Y&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l77XallVt3Y&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3l_CkwZ9SeQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3l_CkwZ9SeQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<h1>ExPlOrEr RoX!!!!!!!!11111!!11!</h1>
<IMG src=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/53/Wiiman.jpg>
<IMG src=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/53/Wiiman.jpg>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>
<IMG src=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/53/Wiiman.jpg>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>
<IMG src=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/53/Wiiman.jpg>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>
<IMG src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Iedisgust.png>

<h1>FILLER$$ZZ</h1>



Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Vestibulum nibh. Nunc nulla. Aenean nibh. Curabitur semper nibh at dolor. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Proin sed dui pulvinar odio luctus euismod. Donec fringilla nisl id urna. Duis justo. Praesent egestas placerat nunc. Proin hendrerit leo sed orci. Sed porta suscipit nulla. Aenean luctus. Nullam elit.



Mauris facilisis justo vitae metus. Curabitur luctus. Aliquam tincidunt tortor sit amet ligula. Proin at lorem. Aenean nisi dui, congue id, convallis quis, consectetur in, lacus. Vivamus augue nunc, consectetur vitae, pulvinar ut, sodales vel, felis. Mauris pede. Morbi nec magna. Etiam cursus dignissim eros. Aliquam ut nunc. Duis mollis nisi quis diam. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Vivamus nulla diam, interdum eget, porttitor et, dapibus vitae, lacus. Curabitur euismod. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Curabitur quis sapien non leo varius lacinia. Nulla facilisi. Vestibulum vitae diam.





<h1><font size=9>NOOBNOOB</h1>
<h1>IM A NOOB!</h1>

I CAN USE IMAGE$!

<IMG SRC=http://mintyferret.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/lolcat7.gif  


I CAN MAKE TABLEZ!

<TABLE BOedER=33 cellpadding=23 >
<TR><TD>ONE!!!!11111<TD>TWO</TD>
<TR><TD CoLsPaN=2>WIDER!!!!!1!1!111</TD></TR></TABLE>


PLU$ VIDEOZ!!


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wpCg5h7MyNk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wpCg5h7MyNk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


AND FRAME$


<IFRAME src=http://www.google.com WIDTH=1000 HEIGHT=400>
AND EVERYTHING!!!

NOOBS DONT USE CSS
</BODY>
</HTML>

2. Blues said on December 6, 2008, 01:24:12 PM (-08:00)

Regigigas
867 posts

ROFL! How do you come up with this!?

3. Cat333Pokémon said on December 6, 2008, 08:15:48 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

Ahh...good ol' noob pages.

4. Yoshi648 said on December 6, 2008, 08:23:54 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

Here is an April Fools page VGMusic put up that is similiar to how many sites were designed in the 90s. http://www.vgmusic.com/index-afd.htm

5. Blues said on December 7, 2008, 04:56:37 AM (-08:00)

Regigigas
867 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi648
Here is an April Fools page VGMusic put up that is similiar to how many sites were designed in the 90s. http://www.vgmusic.com/index-afd.htm
LOLOLOL! If you watched Strongbad you would know just how ironic that actually is.

6. KingOfKYA said on December 9, 2008, 11:11:25 PM (-08:00)

Volcarona
523 posts

animated gifs arnt they great NOT
here is a great pace to find more noobs
WWW.MYSPACE.COM

NOOBS ALSO KNOWN AS SCRIP KIDDIES

7. Cat333Pokémon said on December 11, 2008, 07:27:17 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

DEFINITELY the biggest noob site! They just download four templates at once and wonder why their site keeps freezing. Then they have 50 animated GIFs, three songs autoplaying, a distrasting background, terrible grammar, JavaScript applets, and a bunch of YouTube videos ALL ON THE SAME PAGE! And don't start thinking I'm making this up; I have seriously seen a page that bad on MySpace!

8. Blues said on December 11, 2008, 02:57:18 PM (-08:00)

Regigigas
867 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by KingOfKYA
animated gifs arnt they great NOT
here is a great pace to find more noobs
http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM

NOOBS ALSO KNOWN AS SCRIP KIDDIES
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

9. SpaceMan++ said on December 11, 2008, 03:56:42 PM (-08:00)

Zoroark
288 posts

Most people does not know how to code CSS, that made amateurish sites.

10. Blues said on December 11, 2008, 05:34:37 PM (-08:00)

Regigigas
867 posts

Why even pay for a site...?

11. Cat333Pokémon said on December 11, 2008, 06:13:35 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

It's time for Web Pages That Suck!

12. SpaceMan++ said on December 12, 2008, 04:05:59 PM (-08:00)

Zoroark
288 posts

My HTML XHTML CSS for Dummies (2008) book linked to that site.

13. Cat333Pokémon said on December 12, 2008, 06:29:34 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

...For Dummies books are awesome!

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