I had quite a grand adventure last night. Cat was there, and Yoshi too. Allow me too explain.
So I was browsing the internet, right? And then I hear this evil laugh and gunfire and it says '*****ing pwned n3wb'. And I was like what the hell? Than it says 'LOLZ MAN U GOTS TEH TROJAN HORSE!@!' Then pop-ups come flying from every corner and all my files are slowly being deleted. So I run on to my Wii and go on the Internet. I plead for help from Cat, and he soon joins me on the ustream chat room. And then, the Virus starts mocking me, showing british troops being shot down.
Then, as if it weren't bad enough, the bloody out let lights on fire! Cat is screaming 'TURN THE COMPUTER OFF' and I'm saying, 'Bloody hell it's on fire, HELP!' So then I kick open the door to the fire extinguisher(It was locked -.-) and extinguish the flames.
I take the CPU and crack it open, only to see that the hard drive and disc drive have been severely damaged. As I'm scooping it up to put it in the trash, I notice my other Vista. I approach it cautiously and boot it up. It starts up normally showing no bad signs. Then BOOM! Pop-ups come flying from everywhere and the scene repeats. As I get ready to turn it off, I remember Scott's(My extremely tech-savvy best friend) secret weapon.
Computer's elixir he calls it. he gave it to me to use as a last resort to destroy viruses. I take the flash drive that it's stored on and put it in. Then some messages from Scott appear;
'LOLOLOL! I knew you would need this Mike', 'anyways, as this program is cleanin' up your computer, feel free to watch some of these Megaman X clips'
So I watch the clips, and then it ends. He gives a dramatic speech about how 'this is my only one freebie' and that 'next time I'm screwed' and it says that the Trojan horse is safley contained on my Flash Drive and I'm free to unleash it on anyone I please.
And that's how the adventure goes. Be sure to tell them if I left anything out, Cat.
