Yea verily, let it be known across thy Holy Land that thy post strucketh here, be-eth for thy use of Thy Great English. Any most evil creature, be it man nor beast, to stray from Thy Language, shall be banish-ed from Thy Language thread.

Thou art doing it wrong.

Thy King doth not careth, thou will dealeth with it.

Thou ith nuts

Thy art nuts too, Yoshith.

This thread doth pike mine interest. However, I wouldest have thee elaborate thine purposes upon the thread thereof.

This thread proposeth on Ye Greateth Olde English tongue.

Thou shalt be banished, Billy.

Cat-eo! Cat-eo! Wherefore art thou Cat-eo?

It would appear thou art mistaken. The word "Wherefore" signifieth "why" in the Modern Anglican tongue. Verily I believe thy intention wilt be better carried by "where."

Ohaidereth! Alleth I'meth gonnaeth doeth iseth puteth etheth ateth theeth endeth ofeth everyeth singleeth wordeth.

And lo, it waf fpoken: "Ye Olde Great English usef Fs in lieu of Ss unleff the replacement cannot be commencéd. Alfo, thou shalt ftreff the e at the end of past-tense verbf, et thou shalt type it af éd, rather than -ed." Yea, verily, as thif be the Holy Word of The Hiftoric Grammar Nazi.