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my version:
//windows source code
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include "windows.h"
#include "world_domination.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include <microsoft.h>
#include "evil.h"
#include "developers.h"
#define INSTALL HARD
#define SYSTEM_PERFORMANCE SLOW
#define MEMORY_USAGE LOW
#define PRICE 666
#define DEVELOPERS 666666
#define WINDOWS_VERSION Vista
int main()
{
while (!CRASHED)
{
initialize();
do_nothing_loop();
destroy_linux_installations();
load_splash_screen("windows_splash_666.bmp");
if (FIRST_INSTALLATION)
{
display_splash_screen("bill_gates_rules.bmp");
display_splash_screen("first_installation.bmp");
destroy_linux_installations();
load_files();
wait(66666);
printf("Welcome to Windows %s \n", WINDOWS_VERSION);
if (!check_memory(66666666))
{
printf("Your system does not have required memory.\n");
CRASHED = true;
}
install_prompt();
install_files();
install_fillers(666666);
wait(66666666);
printf("Windows was installed. Rebooting...\n");
reboot();
}
else
{
load_files();
stuff_memory(66666);
show_login_screen();
if (LOGGED_IN)
{
draw_desktop();
load_processes();
if (random(0,666) != 666)
{
display_bsod();
CRASHED = true;
}
else
{
stuff_memory(66666);
stuff_hard_drive(66666);
stuff_registry();
disable_linux();
disable_firefox();
send_microsoft_your_private_info(ALL);
if (regexp_match_in_files(ALL_FILES, "/communist/"))
{
delete_files(ALL_FILES);
CRASHED = true;
}
else
{
stuff_memory(66666);
}
if (FILE_OPENED)
{
if (get_publisher(get_current_file()) != "Microsoft" && get_file_type(get_current_file()) == "exe")
{
CRASHED = true;
}
else
{
open_file();
stuff_hard_drive(66666);
}
}
while (666 == 666)
{
display_error_messages();
}
}
}
}
}
shutdown();
display_bsod();
return EXIT_FAILURE;
}
Here's Steve Ballmer's code:
#include <microsoft.h>
#include <evil.h>
#include <monoply.h>
#include <developers.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
int developers = 0; //zero developers at this time
while (1+1 == 2) //1+1 is always equals to, so it's infinite loop
{
printf("Developers!");
printf("We want Windows developers!");
printf("No open-source developers!");
printf("No Linux developers!");
system("kill Linux");
system("kill Google");
system("kill Communists");
microsoft.evilness = microsoft.evilness + 666; //Microsoft gained power!
developers = developers + 1; //1 more developer
}
return 0; //never reach here
}