Mr. Dietrick is our math teacher. He told us this story today.

He has a cleptomaniac friend that steals random things, such as dining sets. Recently, he went into a neighborhood Kmart and walked over to the appliance section. He grabbed a store dolly (not one that you can buy) and hoisted up a brand new dryer. When he proceeded out the front door, the store manager asked if he needed help. Not only did the manager hold the door open, but he also helped lift the dryer into the back of the clepto's truck and tossed the dolly in as well!

Maybe he was in 'cahoots' with your Math teacher's friend.

Or MAYBE he had an IQ below 48.

Even though I only had him the first two weeks of school, I still got some interesting stuff from him to share.

First, you know how when some people see something stupid they go "Oh that's gay"? He said that is stupid thing to say because the thing isn't homosexual and isn't happy. I agree with that 100%

One day he also randomly ranted on about his truck. He says that he doesn't have to worry about it being stolen because it is in bad condidtion. He says he has a "magic oil spot" that mysteriously follows him wherever he goes so he keeps a piece of carpet in the back to throw under it. He also says that if it ever stalled out, he would just leave it whereever it is and just walk away.