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1. Cat333Pokémon said on September 24, 2008, 09:37:20 AM (-07:00)

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To compliment the stupid robbers, here are some random stupid quotes:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Department of Social Services
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yogi Berra
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Traffic report
Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier.
Quote:
Originally Posted by IRS
Please provide the date of your death.
Quote:
Originally Posted by George Wallace
I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of continents.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivana Trump
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
More here:
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/H...upid.htm?20087

2. Yoshi648 said on September 24, 2008, 09:46:13 AM (-07:00)

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3,147 posts

I found some more here:
http://www.goodquotes.com/stupidquotes.htm

3. Yoshi648 said on September 24, 2008, 02:13:41 PM (-07:00)

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3,147 posts

WTF? Just when you thought the world couldn't be any stupider.

4. KingOfKYA said on November 12, 2008, 07:21:23 PM (-08:00)

Volcarona
523 posts

Resurrecting an old post because i just remembered this one

Quote:
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
By some one

5. Blues said on November 13, 2008, 05:15:57 AM (-08:00)

Regigigas
867 posts

*sniff* So true man, so true.

6. Yoshi648 said on November 13, 2008, 02:29:33 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

Yeah, that quote is very true

7. GreenMan said on March 9, 2009, 07:18:59 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

Its said when the stupid people out rank the smart people to keep the scale in balance about smarts per person

8. Jlhgomez said on March 11, 2009, 02:14:40 AM (-07:00)

Mudkip
38 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by KingOfKYA
Resurrecting an old post because i just remembered this one

Quote:
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
By some one
That's deep man

9. GreenMan said on July 27, 2009, 12:45:37 AM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

stupidity is its own reward
as long as your not the one doing it

10. GreenMan said on July 27, 2009, 01:13:30 AM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

Here are more:

"Being stupid is its own reward"

"I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them."

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error"

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”
ALBERT EINSTEIN

“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.”

"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."

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