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Pokémon General → PG: 13 - Pokemon Innuendos

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1. Shadow said on December 4, 2009, 10:20:42 AM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,209 posts

Hi.
I found this idea on Sppf, so I thought I'd give it a try here.

Basically,

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Here you can discuss moments in Pokemon that have made you think that maybe this isn't for children anymore.
So, just post any comment/innuendo that is hilarious in your opinion, or has a hidden meaning. You don't necessarily have to post one that you personally found.

I'll start:

After you beat the 5 maids at the Pokemon Mansion in Pokemon Platinum, you get to battle Master Liam. After defeating him, this is what he tells you:

"Oh, I'll ask you not to pry into what I'm doing in the back of the mansion [with the five maids]. This knowing wink is all you'll get out of me."

I wonder what will he be doing back there O_o

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2. Ningamer said on December 4, 2009, 10:38:21 AM (-08:00)

Giratina
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Aroma Lady in route 111:

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Pre-Battle text: "Oh, aren't you such a cute trainer? I need a hot battle! Oh!"
Defeated text: "Oh...oh...OH!"
And who can forget the Juggler in Fuchsia Gym in R/B/Y
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Ooops, I dropped my balls!

3. Shadow said on December 4, 2009, 10:43:50 AM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,209 posts

On Six Island, after you Surf up from the right side of the island and get on the next island, there is a house in which there is a woman who likes Heracross disturbingly much. Her dialogue, exact quote: "Hera, hera, HERACROSS! Big and shiny, it's the bug boss! Love it, need it, HERACROSS!" And, guess what, she wants to see big ones. With big horns that are *cough* not phallic in any way.

When you actually bring her a Heracross... exact quote: "Eeeeek! That's a HERACROSS! Please, please, may I measure how big it is?" And then she measures it: "Eeeek, it's 61.6 inches! I've never seen anything like this! You deserve a reward!" Then she will give you your reward (I got a Nest Ball; I'm not sure if that's what you always get) and then, just to make things even more disturbing, she says, "I want to see a much, much bigger HERACROSS than that one. Oh, how I adore them, big HERACROSS!"

Enough said

4. Ningamer said on December 4, 2009, 10:49:54 AM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,415 posts

o.o
Mummy..? I'm scared.

5. Shadow said on December 4, 2009, 10:54:51 AM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,209 posts

Not surprised XD

Anyways:

In the Team Galactic headquarters in Veilstone, there is a room in which there are two beds and a sign on the wall between them that says, hilariously, "Team Galactic Nap Room: Ensure the bed is unoccupied before getting into it!" Okay, so that's the dirty interpretation, but really, if they've been having problems with people getting into beds that somebody else is already in, Team Galactic is either even more profoundly stupid than we thought, or getting into bed with another person was intentional. As dubious as it can be to underestimate the stupidity of any Team, I feel more inclined to assume the latter.

6. Cat333Pokémon said on December 4, 2009, 01:26:58 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

What about the mention of Pokémon feces when you buy mulch on Route 208? "It's made from high-grade Pokémon...you know."

7. Sunny said on December 4, 2009, 02:23:31 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,136 posts

James comes out of the closet. =p

8. LiteTheIronMan said on December 4, 2009, 04:18:08 PM (-08:00)

Shaymin
2,854 posts

There's a Maid in the Battle Castle pining for Darach.

9. Luxray13579 said on December 4, 2009, 04:34:52 PM (-08:00)

Shaymin
2,679 posts

Egg- "we don't know HOW it got there but your pokemon HAD it so its yours"

10. Sableyed said on December 4, 2009, 09:20:19 PM (-08:00)

Regigigas
999 posts

11. Luxray13579 said on December 4, 2009, 10:46:53 PM (-08:00)

Shaymin
2,679 posts

Ewwwwwww thats nasty.

Spoiler Alert:    
I'm beginning to think James is.........not child friendly. 

12. Magmaster12 said on December 5, 2009, 04:52:23 AM (-08:00)

Rayquaza
4,872 posts

In RBY you go on the SS Anne and you have to go to the Captain and rub his belly.
In GSC there was the girl that wanted to play with the captain.
Speaking of which why does every boat in a pokemon game have someone with seasickness?

13. Shadow said on December 5, 2009, 09:59:54 AM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,209 posts

A Picnicker in Rock Tunnel tells you, "Ew! Don't try anything funny in the dark!" One could interpret "trying anything funny" to be reasonably innocent, if not for that "Ew"...

14. Justjack91 said on December 6, 2009, 02:42:30 AM (-08:00)

Zoroark
289 posts

There's also a trainer in the ocean near Bond Bridge in Leafgreen/FireRed that says after you beat her "I'm not wearing a bathing suit" or something along those lines.

Funny how she swims to you to battle you. Perhaps she's hitting on me.

Whatever the case, I keep talking to her to see if she says something besides "Go away!"

15. Ningamer said on December 6, 2009, 04:00:03 AM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,415 posts

In D/P/Pt there's a swimmer lady that says 'Sorry for wearing my bathing suit!'
8) Nice...

16. Shadow said on December 6, 2009, 08:16:11 AM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,209 posts

Outside the Celadon City Gym, there is an old man peeking in through the window, who says, "Heheh! This GYM is great! It's full of women!" They aren't always so subtle with the pervy references!

17. LiteTheIronMan said on December 6, 2009, 11:45:29 AM (-08:00)

Shaymin
2,854 posts

Mr. Backlot says this to his butler when his butler corrects him on having a certain Pokemon in his garden:

"What are you saying? I'm no blowhard!"

That's what she said.

18. Sableyed said on December 6, 2009, 01:23:58 PM (-08:00)

Regigigas
999 posts

And, of course, the classic naming metapod "*****" then using harden. Hahaha so clever.

19. Ningamer said on December 6, 2009, 01:34:10 PM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,415 posts

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Originally Posted by Sableyed
And, of course, the classic naming metapod "*****" then using harden. Hahaha so clever.
XD
I actually just laughed out loud! I've never thought of that before

20. Sableyed said on December 6, 2009, 04:13:02 PM (-08:00)

Regigigas
999 posts

21. Shadow said on December 7, 2009, 09:45:07 AM (-08:00)

Giratina
3,209 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sableyed
And, of course, the classic naming metapod "*****" then using harden. Hahaha so clever.
Oh my God that just made me laugh myself off!

On Mt. Chimney, there is a Hiker who says (before you battle him), "This is one fine mountain, there are many hot trainers for company!" No need to misunderstand this, right? ...except that he is on a double battle team with a Beauty. Hmm...

22. OMGITSJAD said on December 7, 2009, 10:17:37 AM (-08:00)

Shaymin
2,490 posts

There's also the Bugsy's gender problems...

There's also always that one old lady who always wants you to keep spending the night resting at her house in the middle of nowhere. o_O

Another: In Janine's gym, there's one guy trainer dressed up as Janine but all the other imposters are girls.

And if this isn't just about nasty stuff, then there are some stuff that I bet kids don't comprehend when they play the games. The Pokemon games always have the mostly kiddy stuff, but some easter egg stuff that only an adult(/older teenager) could truly get.(ex: Old Man talking on Mt. Chimney Pyre about Kyogre and Groudon battling.)(that or it was just Cat being stupid or forgetting how easy that was to understand after looking back at it ;P)

23. Sableyed said on December 7, 2009, 06:16:03 PM (-08:00)

Regigigas
999 posts

And, of course, the fact that Ash is a frequent cross-dresser.

24. VincenDarkstar said on December 7, 2009, 09:31:08 PM (-08:00)

Joltik
19 posts

Wah-hah-hah-hah! Epic inuendos are epic. But, you gotta realize ;P There's alot of kids that play Pokemon, probably half of them wouldn't even realize them, those inuendos only a peverted teen/adult would notice ;P Says alot about this forum huh, guys/girls?

25. Cat333Pokémon said on December 7, 2009, 09:46:38 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by OMGITSJAD
that or it was just Cat being stupid or forgetting how easy that was to understand after looking back at it ;P)


What about this one?

1 attached image
Hotness.jpg

26. Sableyed said on December 7, 2009, 09:55:20 PM (-08:00)

Regigigas
999 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cat333Pokémon
Quote:
Originally Posted by OMGITSJAD
that or it was just Cat being stupid or forgetting how easy that was to understand after looking back at it ;P)


What about this one?
Yep, it seems fitting in his personality.

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